I'm Trash

My name is Andreas and I am a transguy. 23. He/him pronouns. I like memes, 🍃 and music. send me memes.

[prguitarman]

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

[i-wanna-be-cute]

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

[spectrometrie]

[selavy]

the energy these have is like nothing I have ever seen

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I know they probably mean ‘pull over first’, but they’re sure as hell not saying that.

[pobblebonks]

nsw has ‘stop. revive. survive.’  but vic has ‘powernap now’. My dad, of course, decided to pretend to sleep every time we passed a sign in vic…

[pobblebonks]

4got my fave

[carnivalseb]

new ‘live laugh love’ motto just dropped

[lesbianshepard]

every word in this title is better than the one before it

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

georg…

[whowho-who]

[ging-gum]

and its just like this every day

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m not going to explain myself

[monkey-network]

[midnaxlink]

What about this

[80s-addict]

both are exquisite thank you for your contribution

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

lovers lost in a forest

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[holyunholy]

glowing hot metal is such a touchable shade of orange

[thyrell]

im a welder and this let me tell you this does not go away if youre around a lot of hot metal its actually worse

[agendermetalbender]

im a foundry metallurgist working with thousands of pounds of metal sometimes and yeah it’s real bad

[fullmetalfisting]

In order to truly understand America, you must go to a Spirit Halloween set up inside of the closed-down ChuckE Cheese’s

[fullmetalfisting]

What the fuck is five nights at freddys I’m going to kill all of you

[tales-from-the-library]

[brunhiddensmusings]

they do this so that they can prove people use the library, figure out what books are popular so they can make sure to get more like it or further entries in a series, and to figure out what times the library is more buisy while ive never killed a person in a library (yet) i do sometimes unshelve additional books to boost the statistics thus resulting in increased funding for the library, however small

[topherchris]

[sistertaxon]

“you’re an old soul” is just old people speak for “i notice youve been depressed since you were 9″

[tami-taylors-hair]

it’s also old people speak for “you’re the oldest daughter.”

[pickledangel]

Ball pit but it's just these

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

I dive in headfirst, cutting through like butter. I am never seen again.

[sapphoshands]

…i love her?!?

[trainthief]

QUEEN OF BEING HUMAN 

[gingerlady]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

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