[mjalti]

sometimes im like “tone down the Self to fit in” and other times, the voice of God comes to me in a dream and says “I didn’t make you crazy for no reason”

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

not evil anymore i want to be loved now

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

evil again

[iloveycu]

“you’re so sweet!” thank you i have abandonment issues

[thingsfromthedirt]

[johnnycrass]

1 adderal: i’m a business man. i’m a business woman. i’m a buddhist. i’m a pioneer. i’m a conspiracy theorist. i’m an american. i’m an herbalist. i’m an executive. i’m a psychopath. i’m a brand

2 adderal: i’m a brain in a jar. i’m a pleiadian. i'm wolf of wall street. i’m a king. i’m a sage. i’m a god. i’m a hermit. i’m a product designer. i’m a politician. i'm a renaissance man. i’m an accountant. i’m a scientologist. i’m a virgo

[trophywive-deactivated20250803]

[thetowndrugdealer]

[trashachusetts]

oops i did it again, i fell of a moped (just kidding this is the first time)

[trashachusetts]

Lol that shit got so much gnarlier and then the girl i was moped-ing to see dumped me

[radiqueer]

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

[pissvortex]

my #1 priority politically is making sure we bring back cowboys but more explicitly homoerotic

[pissvortex]

the spell worked

[sade-adu]

I came in like a lamb, but I leave like a lion

[trashachusetts]

also does anyone have tricks for not referring to sexual partners as dude mid fuck because i HAVE TO STOP

[trashachusetts]

sometimes i am annoyed at myself for my childhood/adolescent substance abuse but then i see some of the fucking nerds on this website and it’s like damn dude do some drugs you herb

[pinkstarlet]

[trashachusetts]

oops i did it again, i fell of a moped (just kidding this is the first time)

[pissvortex]

[rumiensze]