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29, genderfluid living bard/court jester I not only dare to be stupid but I revel in it amateur professional weird al impersonator dr demento supremacists dni

[gaylor-moon]

[dimension20official]

nothing sums up zoom energy adventuring party eps like when Lou kept talking about eating light bulbs

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[websitedog]

This thing is making me lose my mind

[websitedog]

It looks like an AirPod

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

the standards are so different for men from women on clothing it's insane. the fact that I care about how my clothes fit and dont wear sweatpants unless I'm at home or at the gym makes me "well dressed" when for a woman that's like bare minimum to not be a slob.

[markadoo]

and it is so important to clarify that the double standard should be resolved in favor of sweatpants & general slobbishnesss

[fragariavescana]

Please continue with this policy it makes life so much easier for me, a person who more or less knows how to iron.

[markadoo]

future job interview

you, beaming with unearned pride: I ironed this shirt interviewer: It's nice that you have passions

[himekokosu]

Scabiosa japonica

[1995lahaine]

the veil of difference between what taylor swift and donald trump represent culturally is growing thinner by the second

[humperxhumper]

those other guys are just roleplaying. i'm a real freak. i don't trust tapwater. i'm inbred. smoking me out is like trying to smoke out a warehouse. i get drunk off of 2 beers. i'm scared of Walmart. ever had real freak before? you will immediately feel the difference. the ride is smoother, the controls are more responsive. you've been driving shopping carts until now. are you in the right headspace to hear some shit like "batter up!" before you get fucked? i'm 5 foot 6. i don't have insurance. i'm trying to move to your state before we even enter the talking phase. i'll get a passport to fuck. you think you can have it all with a genuine freak? have it writ upon thy meagre grave. i escaped from a lab where scientists work round the clock creating artificial life- genetically bioengineered to drive your pussy insane. ready for a real freak? once you've seen the stroke you can never go back. my ears ring 24/7. all i do is train. spending a night with me is like spending a night doing the super mario 64 speedrun stair glitch. send me an email.

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[landsccape]

[edgebug]

The lesbian blanket is DONE

[edgebug]

when Joann was dying a horrible death my friend @theshatteredarchivist and i would go out every friday and visit all the stores in the area to scope out their clearance stuff

i got like a zillion skeins of this stuff

"But kip how did you do color work with variegated yarn?" I spent hours unvariegating it and tying tiny knots. Do not be like me

anyway i used the Lotus 2 pattern from Veronika Liachovic, vcrochetpatterns on etsy! and it turned out so good and im so happy with it

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[flightsofwonder]

why does this have 85K notes

[randomslasher]

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

[pups-2-dust]

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[onethousandrbirds]

happy anniversary 

[omni-rhombus]

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

[1995lahaine]

the veil of difference between what taylor swift and donald trump represent culturally is growing thinner by the second

[loveridden1999]

[viridiancolors]

[dog-on-prog]

"traps you in the jewel of my buttplug*