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@trashbinboi-moved
hey!
im gonna make another tumblr- because this one has been. well- kinda fucked over. and you know what..? i've been kinda lookin for a way to restart anyways. ill probably post a lot more of my own stuff on there
so ya'll can meet me at the New and Improved trashbinboi.tumblr.com
blushā¦ā¦ā¦..
Fluidity goals. ššš
I need more genderfluid/androgynous black people in my life š»š»š»š»
END ME.
Holy fuck
god i love this babe.
IM SHOOK
show your love for black genderfluid people and go like their page
Iām not sure which is slaying more? Like come thruuu fluidity
They favor Sevyn Streeter
They fine asf either way.
hellO!!! it is my CR Secret Santa gift !!! for @flying-hybrid,, i hope you like it!! my art isnāt the Absolute Best but iām proud of how it came out, despite Medibang crashing like.. 3 times in the process ;; have a happy holiday!!!
I apologize if I ever was a toxic person in your life, Iām maturing more everyday, correcting my wrongs and slowly but surely becoming a better version of me.
the fact that people are just now joining the fnaf fandom is wild to me. like, these new kids didnt live throughĀ āswiggity swooty comin for the bootyā they dont know who vincent was they dont rememberĀ āinhale my dong enragement childā and hardly anyone remembers the bonnie gender discourse going on before we even knew who mangle was and i think a whole 4 people remember who sparky was. i saw people making petitions to give bonnie his face back when fnaf 2 was first announced and i lived to tell the fucking tale.
Oh wow Christmas is next Tuesday? I think this is the least Iāve cared about it my whole life
the fact that literal kids, 12, 13, 14 year olds, are scared of getting out on cringe comps for making art theyāre proud of is fucking disgusting. itās not funny or anything, itās just horrible. if you would genuinely bully a kid for making some undertale art with bright colors i donāt quite know how to say this but die
a little PSA about genderfluids
š¼ genderfluid isnāt about fluctuation between only masculine and feminine
š¼ genderfluid isnāt only about fluctuation between all genders
š¼ you are still genderfluid if your gender fluctuates between some genders, not all genders
š¼ you are still genderfluid if your gender fluctuates between only non-binary identities [for example between non-binary, androgynous, neutrois and agender]
š¼ you are still genderfluid if your gender fluctuates between only one binary idenitity and non-binary identities [for example between masculine and agender]
š¼ you are still genderfluid if your gender fluctuates between all genders
š¼ itās okay to use term āgenderfluidā if you experience multiply genders
š¼ itās okay to use term āgenderfluidā if your gender fluctuates between two identities
š¼ if your gender identity is fluctuating you can use term āgenderfluidā
šš½ genderfluids šš½ are šš½ strong šš½ and šš½ beautiful šš½
P.S. you can add more!!
thanks. ppl have been telling meĀ āthatās not gender fluidā for a while. most of the time I identify as male, but I semi-frequently have days when I feel distinctly female. I needed this.
I was eating dinner with my mom and when she went to pay I noticed aĀ āHootersā frequent diner card or whatever in her wallet. I asked her WTF, and she explained that a friend of hers got a coupon for the grand opening and so a group of them went for lunch just to try it out. This is a group that consists of women from their 50s into their 80s. Apparently the food decent but the service was amazing, and the servers were āall such wonderful girls, so sweet! Said it was nice to take a break from all the gross men they had to deal with.ā So they decided to come back. Now they go once a week at least, and the Hooters waitresses fight each other for who gets to serve them. Anyhow I thought it was cute.Ā
I am all for the idea of a bunch of aunties and grandmas invading a space typically dominated by men acting like gross creepers and just taking the fuck over and being nice to the ladies on staff.
Because who the fuck is gonna argue with an army of polite older ladies?
Nobody, thatās who.
PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU FEEL BEING ASEXUAL IS AN ACTAUL SEXUALITY SO I CAN WRITE DOWN YOUR URL ON A PEICE OF PAPER AND SHOW IT TO MY DICKHEAD OF FRIEND
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SHIT my birthdayās this friday
CRAP gotta throw together a party last minute
ok weāre gonna EAT CAKE & LIVESTREAM on youtube
Bold what is true and tag 5 people.
Tagged by: @planetgalactica
thanks for the tag!! hdnfnfgd,,
Tagging: Hmmm- @kkmcshouty , @steev-stuff , @twicapp , @starbitshine, @kats-snit, @akindanon (feel free to ignore me ya'll !!) if your reading this and wanna do it, feel free to say i tagged ya !!
I am over 5ā²5ā³ /Ā I wear glasses/contactsĀ / I have blond hair /Ā I wear sweatshirts a lotĀ /Ā I prefer loose clothing to tight clothingĀ /Ā I have one or more piercings/ I have at least one tattoo / I have blue eyes / I have dyed or highlighted my hair / I have gotten plastic surgery / I have or had braces / I sunburn easily / I have freckles / I paint my nails / I typically wear makeup / I donāt often smile /Ā I am pleased with how I lookĀ / I prefer Nike to Adidas / I wear baseball hats backwards
HOBBIES AND TALENTS
I play a sport / I can play an instrument /Ā I am artisticĀ / I know more than one language /Ā I have won a trophy in some sort of competitionĀ / I can cook or bake without a recipe /Ā I know how to swimĀ /Ā I enjoy writingĀ / I can do origami / I prefer movies to TV shows / I can execute a perfect somersault /Ā I enjoy singingĀ / I could survive in the wild on my own / I have read a new book series this year /Ā I enjoy spending time with friendsĀ / I travel during school or work breaks / I can do a handstand
EXPERIENCES
I have had my first kiss / I have gotten drunk / I have told a crush I like them / I have traveled outside of the country / I have flown on an airplane / I have stayed awake for more than 48 hours /Ā I have had a near-death experienceĀ / I have set something on fire / I have performed in a talent show /Ā I have shot a gunĀ / I have been on TV / I have gone scuba diving / I have broken a bone / I have slow-danced /Ā I have gone on a shopping spree
RELATIONSHIPS
I am in a relationship /Ā I have been single for over a yearĀ / I have a crush / I have a best friend / I have known a friend for over ten years /Ā I have a brother/ I have dated my best friend / I am adopted / My crush has confessed to me / I have had a long-distance relationship / I am an only child /Ā I give advice to my friendsĀ /Ā I have made an online friendĀ / I met up with someone I have met online
AESTHETICS
I have heard the ocean in a conch shell / I have watched the sun rise /Ā I enjoy rainy daysĀ / I have slept under the stars / I meditate outside / The sound of chirping calms me / I enjoy the smell of the beach /Ā I know what snow tastes likeĀ /Ā I listen to music to fall asleepĀ / I enjoy thunderstorms / I enjoy cloud watching / I have attended a bonfire / I pay close attention to colours /Ā I find mystery in the oceanĀ / I enjoy hiking on nature paths /Ā Autumn is my favorite season
MISCELLANEOUS
I can fall asleep in a moving vehicleĀ / I am the mom friend / I live by a certain quote / I like the smell of Sharpies /Ā I am involved in extracurricular activitiesĀ / I enjoy Mexican food / I can drive stick-shift / I have memorized an entire song in a day / I believe in true love /Ā I dream scenarios to fall asleepĀ /Ā I sing in the showerĀ /Ā I wish I lived in a video gameĀ / I have a canopy above my bed / I am multi-racial / I am a redhead /Ā I own at least three dogsĀ / I am LGBT+
Reblog to join hands with the person you reblogged this from and sing while Tumblr burns.
I will add my hand to the chain, and add my voice to the chorus.
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No
this deals psycic damage.
IāM DOING MY HAPPY GAUD DANCE!!!
We reached the youtube goal!
iām so excited, video time!!! Iāll still be doing a FAQ video, but Iād also like to do something else special for the holidays. Submit your ideas/requests! Some ideas of mine:
Gaud Goes Caroling: rewrite bastardize xmas carol lyrics in my name and iāll get drunk and karaoke em
Gaud Unwraps Gifts: we open presents together! might do this as a live stream so people can talk about what theyeeot? is there a way to do audio chat so we can hear everyone? what platform should we usse
Ā either way u get a video of a squealing drunk gaud opening gifts and making a nest out of wrapping paper.
Gaud Meets the Family: 10 mins of me eating silently, occasionally asking you to pass the butter. bring a laptop to the table and viola, iām your holiday dinner guest.Ā
Gaudās Bday Party? My humanās birthday is a few days before xmas and it looks like itās going to be a lonely one. iām actually a bit bummed out of it. it would be swell to figure out a way to celebrate with the gremlins.Ā i want a cake! and a party! and presents! but i donāt know how to do that onlineā¦
i really like #3 Gaud Unwraps Gifts video idea (i wanna wiggle around in my pjs in a pile of torn wrapping paper like the trash goblin i am). problem is i donāt anticipate getting any real gifts this year. my sisters might get me something, but my familyā¦. usually just half-asses itā¦ and then gets annoyed with me for being āhard to shop forā. so i donāt get a lot of surprises :( dammit now i feel like harry potter during a dursley xmas, I WANT A PILE OF GIFTS TO ROLL AROUND IN TOO! I WANT SURPRISES! AND AFFECTION! AND CANDY!
for the video, i might buy myself clothes or even just food and wrap that up. *gaud tearfully pulls wrappings off a box of cheerios* ITāS JUST WHAT I WANTED. if i have to buy and wrap my own presents, dammit thatās what Iāll do.
a few of you lovelies have asked about mailing me stuff, which is super sweet oh my gosh, you absolute marshmallows. (someone crocheted me an actual gaud doll which is my favorite thing i own. iām hugging it right now). my address isnāt public, but if you want to mail me a thing for my bday/xmas, drop a message in my ask box and iāll share a mailing address privately. Ā
small creepy sweet gifts from my gremlins would make my month tbh. fanart, crafts, cards, video props, anything really, they all bring a (totally non-sinister) smile to my face.Ā if you mail me physical copies, youāll get to see my reaction in the video. my favorite stuff will be used as props in future videos.
any art is getting hung on the fridge. ādid your child make that?ā āno, my gremlin.āĀ
iāve also heard about online wishlists? what is that? should i? how? explain me. In the meantimes, put replies/suggestions in the comments!
more than anything i would loooove a gaud stuffed animals hint hint. i already have a crocheted gaud doll, youāll see them and any others in the videos.
also if you send me anything handmade and would like me to credit you in the video, make sure you include your blog name!
and I made GAUDāS BDAY/HOLIDAY WISHLISTĀ on amazon itās not super realistic but it was fun getting to put in stuff like this:
and THIS
and a wizard robe for good measure.
also there are socks and fuzzy slippers i want. i really want those slippers.Ā
iāll punch jeff bozo in the face if i have to
oh and if you donāt feel like spending $129 on a sexy feather tulle robe for a gift, you can always gift me a coffee. thereās no such things as small gifts, and i always get excited to know someoneās out there thinking of me. iām starting to feel a lot less alone about the holidays now. Itās good to have you gremlins, i wish i could grab you all up in a group hug
!!!!!! OH MY GAUD I had no idea so many of you would want to send me a gift!!! You sweet demented maniacs! You weird wonderful charitable elves.
HOW TO MAIL GAUD A GIFT: iām just straight up putting my mailing address in the tags and seeing what chaos shows up at my door. please donāt reblog the post with my tags.
Thank you to the sweethearts who have been asking for gift ideas <3 I can make a little list later (top of it: GIANT GAUD PLUSHIE FOR ME TO HUGE & TAKE EVERYWHERE). unsurprisingly, my favorite classic gift is always the gift i give others: cash in strange and random forms. a sock of crumbled dollars and change. foreign currency. i canāt think of more, thatās for your strange gremlin brains.Ā
Or just throw whatever change you find under the couch cushions in an envelope. be sure to label itĀ āCouch Cushion Moneyā
alsoĀ faeykeĀ made this magnificent thing!!! I love it.
thatās you wearing both the robe and the wizard cloak at the same time. youāve got the knife strapped on underneath
TRUE ART
I am NOT doing my happy danceĀ
I am hella bummed about being shadow banned, a little freaked at the possibility of being terminated, but mostly SAD because you guys were supposed to spend my birthday (online) with me. Birthdays & holidays are,ā¦ hard for me, so I was really counting on it.
I am sad. I am sad sad sad. Glum. Unabashedly forlorn.Ā
My birthday is Dec 21st and Iām still gonna log on. If staff wipes me out, Iāll be on my sideblog @smallest-feeblest-boggartā and on twitter at GaudyPatronus. It would mean the world to me if you would check in on me there.Ā
The thing is, IĀ love and care very very muchĀ about the gaudience and you gremlins and this weird Gaudy world weāve been building, and the idea of losing that terrifies me.
Iāll be hiding under your bed if you need me.
imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass
I mean Whatās the demon look like
