oh gosh what do i even put here help help

trashrat

[trashcan-ann]

need a job that won't be weird about me wearing a collar every day. you'd think managers would be in to that kinda thing, shows i'm used to being owned and subservient. but no, apparently it's "not family friendly" and "against corporate policy", whatever that means

[trashcan-ann]

ugh, hate to be in the "nothing's cool, nothing matters" phase only slightly more than i hate the "can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games" phase. i need a hobby (or to find a way to force myself to do a thing even when it's soooooo boring)

[boccher]

is there any point in being awake

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

[trashcan-ann]

got an email from a job website saying something like "hey we took down this job you applied for because it was actually a scam". like, first off all jobs are scams so jot that one down

[7dmom]

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

[depsidase]

[commann-meter]

i post on here one time per day

a poem fresh and new

and though it may not be the case

pretend it's just for you

hello and welcome to my pinned post. i think this is where i'm supposed to explain myself. so, basically, i started writing these silly little four line common meter poems earlier this year and thought it would be fun to set up a blog to post some of the ones i like. i am not really a poet (like, i have no training and haven't taken a class or anything), but i like playing with words i guess. i hope you like the things i post, or at least are entertained in some way.

oh, quick note, i sometimes use words like "poem" as either one or two syllables depending on how i need them to work at that moment (like, POEm vs PO-em). if people care i can add indicators for that (but it should be kinda obvious given the format).

[trashcan-ann]

can we go get hamburgers and watch a movie together

absolutely! but my car is broke so can you pick me up? i'll bring some energy drinks so i don't get too sleepy

[trashcan-ann]

your name is nice :3

aww thanks! i think anonymous is a nice name too!!

[repmet]

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

[trashcan-ann]

love it when bands send little extras with whatever merch. got a photo of some cows with a kitty craft shirt and now i get to see them every time i go to the fridge

[trashcan-ann]

damn this graham cracker is really hitting, i don't even want to crank my hog a little bit

[pseudonymjones]

the reason for the season.

[roconize]

Bad Content #38

[trashcan-ann]

i was told i needed to make a comic today. i am just a tiny creature though so i did two rat-sized ones.

[trashcan-ann]

all my haters become amalgamators when i overclock my dimensional generator of success