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Kill me

[lexa-el-amin]

truer words have never been spoken

[vedurnan-archive]

Can I tell you guys something embarrassing? When I heard Psycho Killer by the Beatles, I used to think that when Paul sang “psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est” he was saying “psycho killer, kiss kiss hey”. I thought that for so many years.

[nintendomii]

Psycho Killer by the Who?

[nintendomii]

WHEN WHO SINGS “PSYCHO KILLER”?

[fakepunkjacketliar-deactivated2]

Left alone.

 I hit myself with a stone.

 Went home. 

And learned how to clean up after myself.

[lovelyanimal]

[shadovvlurking]

The dark depths of a clown cave

[relishboi]

dungeon crawler 

[kaijubrains]

[athetos]

My grandma just told me that when I was around 5 years old I wished on a shooting star to meet donkey kong

[whitepeopletwitter]

[takebacktheyuri]

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

i rewatched this episode legitimately days ago and i still can’t get over this moment’s pure, stupid perfection

[mira4-deactivated20150320]

When's your birthday?

Why so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

[ghostingdio-deactivated20161015]

what the fuck are half of the urls on this website.

i just saw someone with “cumleak” as an url

what the fuck

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

[solidsnake]

[glorianas]

[lmaonade]

awake i’m awake. i’m god damn awake i’m Up. i’m not asleep i’m awake and here or whatever you call it. i’m here. fuck

[coast-modern]

Floor soup is on the menu again tonight fellas

[rolodextra]

*drags my spoon across the floor* i hate this fucking restaurant why do we always eat here

[arthurflleck]

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

[omegaverse]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

sometimes i wish i was a priest but my cock is so unfathomably huge its considered an affront to god

[paramoregfgoingoutofbusinesssal]

"why are people attracted to vampires theres nothing inherently attractive about them" we all know why people are into vampires its just that none of us wanna be the one to say it

[paramoregfgoingoutofbusinesssal]

[gaydelgard]

some people are GOTH and ENJOY HOMOEROTICISIM

[bisexualemmettcullen]

[saturnsupremacy]

It’s about both, let’s be real