shoot me in the face

(Rowan, 32, she/ they)

[mylibrasquartz]

loss is a gift, girl

[captain-price-returns]

Someone should create an economic system that incentivizes the production of useful goods and services instead of scams and swindles

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[erzvolnes]

immortal words

[rennerei]

Melinoë ♨️ Nemesis

[hballegro]

Attacked by very sudden torrential downpour and went to check the weather radar and then remembered this image

[valtsv]

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

[valtsv]

a hoe never gets lyme disease

[perditionsflames]

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[bisonwares]

Showing off the Arapaima I made! (Pattern also made by me)

This was the test of the new pattern and I love her. 🎏💕

[stars-bean]

M*A*S*H | 4.19 - "Some 38th Parallels"

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[pukicho]

Do you think people in the past realized that their shit was old as fuck?

[pukicho]

They probably looked at the wagon wheel and thought to themselves "yeah this is pretty bad"

[brigadier-lethbridgestewart]

*pacing around the room in a circle like a frightened zoo animal* is it okay to feel

[sergeant-benton]

That's scary... I don't know... :(.

[revilonilmah]

Rainy Day Charmander

[huariqueje]

Strawberries - Jeremy Miranda , 2026

American , b. 1980 -

Acrylic on board , 9 1/4 x 7 1/2 in.

[trashfolk]

.. I'm lonely

[kosmogrl]

[deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated]

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

[english-history-trip]