Just Trash

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[trashlordunikitten]

Oh I survived the purge.

Neat.

[planetarium1-deactivated2020101]

you ever have to click away from a song because youre not emotionally equipped to handle it

[trashlordunikitten]

Listen.

I'm trying to be as nice and optimistic as I can about this movie because I love Mortal Engines, but you gone and made Hester Shaw too pretty.

For starters, her scar is meant to go from her forehead and she's meant to be missing her eye and her nose is meant to be fucked up. Oh but according to Peter Jackson she had to fall in love so she can't be too ulgy.

THAT'S LITERALLY THE POINT OF TOM AND HESTER'S ROMANCE. TOM IS A RIGHT DICK ABOUT IT AT FIRST BUT LEARNS TO SEE PAST IT WHILE HE'S OBSESSED WITH KATHERINE VALENTINE.

It's fucking DUMB.

Anyway I'm still cautiously optimistic and in 20-30 years I'm gonna remake the movie and the whole quartet and then I'm gonna move onto Fever Crumb and make it even GAYER.

AND FURTHERMORE YOUR HONOR I ALMOST FORGOT.

Anna Fang is hot but she gotta have them fucked up bloody teeth and white streaks of hair. And also if you don't kill her imma be pissed because Stalker Fang is a queeen

[nifflerbanters]

any idea what that thing is?

[trashlordunikitten]

Stalker head or something.

[ominoke]

I drew a sketch of Hester from the Mortal Engines series and decided to colour it.

I’m not really sure how big the fandom is for Mortal Engines but I’m guessing it’s pretty small so everyone seeing this who hasn’t read them: go read them!

[trashlordunikitten]

Read them before the movie which may or may not be good

[astronomicalfizzbin]

time wasting doodles yeye

[trashlordunikitten]

Don't make us trans people end up like Spider-Man...

FUCKING VOTE

[gay-irl]

gay🇦🇺irl

[seriouslyeverythingcanbeok]

Gen z I love you

[quasi-normalcy]

See this is how collective action works. They can’t conquer us if we refuse to be divided.

[jaynotjunior]

I hate how they misconstrued this as “an effort to get out of class” instead of the beautiful act of solidarity that it is. Believe it or not a lot of kids actually like school and those kids did this not to get out of class but to protest and show just how ridiculous this is.

[trashlordunikitten]

My ex goes to one of these schools. He's a cunt but eh

[warandpeas]

This comic is funded by the Ko-Fi community. If you want to help us to reach the next goal, pls consider buying us a cup of coffee ☕️

[warandpeas]

This comic is funded by the Ko-Fi community. If you want to help us to reach the next goal, pls consider buying us a cup of coffee ☕️

[heytherepeaches-deactivated2019]

[fluxedbuds]

Sjin has a habit of trying to kill Duncan's kids.

Oh ya I know I’ve watched flux buddies

[shepscapades]

So I guess Flux Buddies is coming back!! Bring the Hype Train!

[prokopetz]

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

[thecolossalennui]

oompa loompa doopity dare

the court finds you breached your duty of care

[aka-maayan]

oompa loompa doopity disk

that’s what the courts call assumption of risk

[tipofthescepter]

oompa loompa doopity do

only a partial judgment for you

[thes3nator]

Oompa loompa doopity doubt,

The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…

(SLAM) (SLAM)

THROWNITY OUT!

[xxeptune]

a slow mo video of my rat running

[the-rat-boi-deactivated20230311]

A perfect angel! A sweet baby! Perfect perfect perfect!!

[groverarms]

I got kicked out of Spirit Halloween again. Good. The whole reservation is on my side. You want to know why this store is failing? THAT’S WHY. I AM NOT A FUCKING POCAHOTTIE

[trashlordunikitten]

Why can't (white (European descended) people dress up as stuff from their own cultures!? There's literally a fucktonne.

You got your Romans, your Knights, your founding fathers, your Greeks and your racist genocidal maniacs........

OH WAIT

[disneydaily]

#MIC DROP!