it is only ever people who are able to inspire

much love <3 any pronouns

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[yorgen-sh]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

[rakshar]

your forgiven.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

[dogpuppy]

[delicata-squash]

BANG 💥 BANG ‼️ you all better duck 🦆 under the table 😛🍽️ to give some HEAD 🤤😩 during this ASS-assination 🍑attempt 🔫 ‼️ we need FULL PENETRATION 🍆so get ready to SHOOT your LOAD 💦💦right where the CUMmander in chief 💦🍑🍆 needs it the most 😜💋 send this to 4️⃣7️⃣ correspondents 💌 you want to PRESS 🥵 into the MATTRESS 🛏️ get 5️⃣ back and ur a SHARP SHOOTER 💦🔫 get 🔟 back and ur a boner fide ameriCUNT hero 🇺🇸🍆🍑💦

[boppinbobby]

scifi is when there's cubes. the more cubes there are the more scifier it is

[the-grimsqueaker]

Fantasy is when there's orbs. The more orbs there are the more fantasier it is

[navigoldie]

Someone needs to hire a better Etsy witch

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[shesnake]

also happy pride month to this banger

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

lots of handwringing and discomfort about the phenomenon of kinks forming before puberty but if you think about it’s it’s much scarier to imagine a world where kinks only ever appear without warning when you’re fully grown

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

on your 18th birthday—wait no let’s say 25th birthday—you must undergo the traditional ritual and be assigned a kink that will determine the course of your sex life forevermore and place you within the corresponding faction. you close your eyes and pray that it’s something kind of classy and chic and practical and affordable and not something that will freak you out or embarrass you. the girl before you comes out crying; she’s autistic and got “prolonged eye contact”. you gulp. someone else is hastily pulling up Wikipedia. the anarchist guy covered in ACAB pins scowls at the floor, resentfully contemplating his uniform fetish.

[do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate]

Man, these YA dystopias are really starting to reach for fresh concepts.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

one sexually mature adult woman dares to defy it all… what will happen to her world when she walks out of the ritual with a kink for feet…. AND inflatable pool toys?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

[sm64mario]

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

[sm64mario]

AND NOT MISS

[unclefather]

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

[passion-of-l0vers]

lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise

[passion-of-l0vers]

huh. guys i feel a little funny

[plushiepalz]

me and who