d00t

[sosyebae-deactivated20180218]

What you got made fun of in school for?

[slaughterjew]

i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone’s scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed “The Nut Slayer” and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents 

[genghis-khanye]

nutslayer is a powerful title

[jakemorph]

can you imagine a european person coming to your school for 1 year, stabbing you in the ball sac, then promptly fucking back off to europe immediately afterwards. can you imagine being the bloke with the stitch in their scrote because of some mysterious foreign spherepuncturer

[official-saxoboist]

fun versions of "gush n go"

sip n dip splash n dash swallow n follow jug n chug tap n wrap suck n duck knock it n block it

[the13thchair]

BAND NERDS POETRY 

Get the BAND NERDS BOOKS SERIES! Available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and iBookstore for iPad!  

www.the13thchair.com

[blue-stars-fco]

Blue Stars 2017 - Star Crossed Moulin Rouge

[ss-marching-band]

It’s always nice to know that there are non-band kids who are terrified of band kids.

[erika-and-a-flag]

ask me stuff pls

[gyrogyro]

Here is the Episode of My Brother My Brother and Me (MBMaM) on Seeso that premiered tonight (12/15) on Facebook Live! I have no idea if its chronologically the first one, but it sure is a great way to kick things off. You don’t have to had listened to the podcast before to enjoy the episode, I promise! If you are arachnophobic I highly recommend you do NOT watch this episode. 

[trashtrumpet]

I'm in this playing the cymbals. What a day that was

[mxcerfrey-deactivated20180719]

If you want me to love you instantly, buy me Marshall University stuff

[lacri-moso]

People always ask why I chose Gold over anything else. They say I can do better and aim higher, that Gold doesn’t deserve me or that Gold is just a feeder corps and I shouldn’t spend my time there. That’s all bullshit. MY drum corps journey is not about self-improvement and seeking notoriety, but rather being the foundation others can build their dreams upon. That is my dream, and that is my purpose. I want for others what I could never find on my own, and that is a place to call home. A home with parents and brothers and sisters, a home where we all eat together and sleep under the same roof. A home where we can be free and safe, a home that isn’t someone else, but a home created by the very person we inhabit. When I wished upon that star and my wish came true, I never thought it would come in what I found in myself because of Gold. So you ask why I couldn’t bring myself to go anywhere else? Because home is where I need to be, more than anything. And you know what? I’m happy seeing everyone I love, hate and feel indifference for move on. I’m happy they’re making their wish come true too.

[coolhandofagirl]

the mcelroys causing a confusing scene while filming their new seeso show

[griffins-tumbo]

yes

[ambivalentme-blog-blog]

[giddytf2-deactivated20150525]

Always reblog big kitties with their leetle kitties.

[hammered-hoagie-deactivated2017]

OH MY GOD

[whispersinthestatic]

I am really happy the house cat was included at the bottom, haha

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“BED TIME IS NAOW KITTEN”

[loveofmellophones]

[thatonedisneygirl]

Here’s a new gem I found! 

PC: Tracey Franco

[classical-crap]

fun way to scare a musician:

tell them “good luck on the concert tonight” on a day that they don’t have a concert 

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

how can people miss rhythms, key signatures and rallentandos like where the fuck ARE you looking

[zachdoeslife-deactivated2020040]

Important discoveries being made over here.

[cymbal-5-deactivated20240905]

oh my god😂

[corny-calypso]

longlifebrooke

[thesporkidentity]

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

[treacherous-touch]

I can’t believe this man just invented dubstep

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

i literally did a spit take all over my fucking laptop

[sushinfood]

I’M CRYING

[shutupandspin]