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spock chart that came to me in a vision
daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage
instead of having dni lists we should all have lists of types of users we absolutely want to interact with us
Killers and renegades, liars and thieves!
me: 2 redbull and an adderall breakfast is the most important meal of the day :)
my guardian angel (currently taking the form of the guy from the mechanisms to try and get me to listen to him): Do we think maybe a vegetable would help you not “die at dawn”
The last of the OFMD textposts, Izzy edition
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My favorite ultra-specific character type is "this fucked up little man clearly just needs a consensual BDSM relationship and some therapy and he'd be fine, but that is very much not what happens in this story."
I LOVE THE MECHANISMS HATTER AND HARE SO MUCH- THEY'RE SO SILLY AND WEIRDLY SOFT AND I JUST JCJDKXNSDKSNFKDHXJDBX
I woke up at 5 am from a nightmare, made this, then passed out again
hold on sorry you're telling me the name of the boat was "the terror"?? i always assumed that was a retroactive name! did they WANT things to go horrifically awry???
obsessed with the implication that nominative determinism could have saved them
renaming my ships to HMS We Won't Die in the Arctic and HMS No Scurvy before successfully navigating the northwest passage
these as drumbot boob pasties
So I uh... I may have overcommitted to this bit...
@cryptile I bring you a humble offering
characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies
best trope is the one where the character’s godlike power is also killing them btw. they don’t even lift a hand to kill the monster but now they’re delirious with fever. they save a friend’s life and said friend immediately finds them emergency medical care. they raze the enemy to nothing and it takes far too long to find their pulse with all the bruising. their friends just constantly having to patch them up and worrying over which feat will be their last. et cetera
Battle of the Captains
Round 3 Part 4 Poll 2
Ed Teach | Blackbeard (Our Flag Means Death) VS Jonny D'Ville (The Mechanisms)
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Propaganda
Ed's a master tactician! He's a terrible flirt! He's got the eyes, the beard, the fit, and the sexy lil voice! Tummy and arm! He's gay and has daddy issues! What more could you want from a man???
Jonny's the self-proclaimed captain of the starship Aurora (though everyone else calls him the first mate), and one of the lead singers in The Mechanisms, a spacefaring cabaret of immortal pirates with lovely voices and extremely gray morals. He hails from New Texas, he's got a heart made of metal, and he likes to play the harmonica and shoot things.
Jonny has most of the stuff Ed has, and more! He's also gay!! And has daddy issues!! He has a whole song about that, complete with a harmonica solo. Maybe he's not a master tactician but I think "shooting the machines until they explode" can be more fun. Also, voice. Jonny has such a good voice. Incredibly versatile, too, he can voice multiple characters in the same album (and also narrate!) and they all sound distinct. Eyes, he's got eyes, always accentuated by lightning-bolt-esque eyeliner (fandom debate whether this is eyeliner or alien species markings or something else, but it is very gender euphoria to wear). The fit, he has some iconic fits, really captures the steampunk pirate (with a hint of cowboy!) vibe. Tummy and arm, Jonny doesn't really have that but honestly I wouldn't really describe Ed as having tummy. Arm, sure, but not tummy.
Beyond the stuff mentioned in Ed's propaganda, Jonny's immortal (die and come back regenerative immortality, which is so fun) because of his mechanical heart. He's the lead of an incredibly queer cabaret band that tells tragedies through narrative albums. They're steampunk, but also scifi, and also throw some other genres in there too. Balanced diet and all that. On at least one planet he committed literally every crime except the sex crimes. He's had a warrant out that says "just arrest the fucker" and the crew as a whole has had warrants out for breaking the laws of physics. He likes fun, violence, adventure, and the great British bake off. I love him and he should win
This was the most painful decision of my life, and I'm sorry Ed, but it's Jonny. I don't know why, but it's Jonny and I can't vote against him.
Jonny propaganda
jonny deserves to win
Irresistible force (the fact that Jonny DESERVES to win) meets immovable object (commitment to The Bit of refusing to acknowledge him as captain)
゚・(>﹏<)・゚。
Creatured Jonny so hard I made him a opossum~
thoughts on catboy marius?
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Hiiii I posted the first chapter to my therian fic!!!!!! I'll be posting the rest over the next however long it's gonna take me but like, they'll all be out today
lemme touch. sir pls