Silly Goose

Lauren. 32🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 I love you all A part time lover and a full time friend

[xxxsarihartxxx]

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[luguuuu]

do u wanna play boyfriend and girlfriend

[uncertainlys]

at least theres still listening to music while staring at the ceiling

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[greelin]

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

[monstrouslysexy]

Would you get rawed by an ancient forest spirit?

○ yes

○ hell yes

○ super hell yes

[noctivienne]

"there's nothing wrong with you." incorrect answer.

i want you to recognize that there is something wrong with me, but love me anyway.

[henstomper]

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

[buny-facts]

bunny can fly

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[dogpuppy]

[diioonysus]

insects in art: butterflies

[frijolpapi]

I be responding quickly because I have no shame

[despazito]

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

[just-a-humble-garbagecan]

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[lakevida]

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