Out of the trash can and into your heart

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[pnglove]

let’s get cozy with mama

[weirdpngs]

Baby need smoko

[lilyblisslys]

the main trick to dancing at a goth club is:

1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard

2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells

[lilyblisslys]

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

[nudityandnerdery]

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

[madfishmonger]

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

[compounddoe]

The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling

[dogpuppy]

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[larval-tear]

the first wizard

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[technofeudalism]

i keep fucking around but i'm too stupid so i never really find out anything

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[kosmogrl]

average day in 2026

[turnupthestrobe]

[amnesiaguy]

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

[alyssathestormwitch]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[apjvff]

you know why blood is red? my favorite color. all my decision

[lap-wolf]

honestly now that you mention it, i sure am.