absolute nerd

[unreal-unearth-undead]

Dead boy detectives is just Edwin and the bad bitches he pulled by being weird and autistic.

[woodlouseonastring]

podcasts are great because it's like having a friend tell you about their day while you're doing the dishes but instead it's a bunch of guys running around and experiencing the horrors

[murderandcoffee]

tma muppet movie au where muppet elias beats human actor jurgen leitner to death with a metal pipe. idk what else to put here that's all I came up with

[psilocervidae]

Sometimes when l tell people I like horror podcasts they go "oh, same, I love true crime!!" and I just have to nod along, because there is no way to explain to them that we exist in entirely separate worlds and also that my opinion of them just went down by like 15%

[arggghhhsstuff]

forever obsessed with percy being weird. off-putting. strange even. a cryptid maybe. an urban legend if I may. my boy is the son of one of the oldest, most powerful gods, has been in FBI's records since the age of twelve, fought and won two wars against immortal beings, went to hell and back. I think he's allowed to be a little odd.

[bravecrab]

Becky and The Wrath of Becky, are popcorn films for Anti-Fascists. The villains are uncomplicated White Supremacists, who through their simple evil minds, end up in the crosshairs of Becky. There's catharsis seeing Becky take out these Nazis via traps and trickery, like a blood-drenched Home Alone. These films are wish fulfillment for the Punch Nazis crowd, and they're a lot of fun because of that.

[climathundr-deactivated20260504]

miles "hobie smiled at me and i fell out of my chair" morales and hobie "miles tried to flirt once and i got such an intense wave of cuteness aggression i almost beat him over the head with my guitar" brown

[gay-fae]

part of what made across the spiderverse so perfect was that it was largely centered on WHO spider-man is, in EVERY universe. not just Miles, or Peter, or Gwen, or Miguel. Spider-Man. it was about the ESSENCE of Spider-man. Spider-Man is love for humanity. Spider-Man is having to sacrifice and lose everything you love for the mask. Spider-Man is rebellion against the powers that be. Spider-Man is about trying to do both, in every universe. about not taking no for an answer or listening when everyone tells you your destiny. refusing to choose between the things and people you love. that’s why Spider-Man is so compelling: they want everything, even though everyone else tells them they can’t have it. that it’s not meant to be. and they just. keep. trying. keep getting back up. they just keep going, man.

[royalruination]

ryan murphy’s horror is like “everyone’s evil but they have their reasons for it” and mike flanagan’s horror is like “no one’s inherently evil. we’re all just trying to do our best everyday and a lot of times there’s no one to applaud us for it but we have to keep going just because”

[reidingrainbow]

Derek: Today, Spencer, a grown adult man who has an IQ of 187 and three doctorates, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face.

[idoijustdontcare]

Rossi, standing protectively in front of the team: Never talk to me or any of the children I unwillingly adopted ever again!

[edeaoblige]

everything everywhere all at once really said that you can be a million different people in a million different universes but in every one the thing you desire most will be companionship and in every single one you will have to fight for that companionship and in every single one you will realize that the fight has to be made of kindness and love or you will despair and lose all hope. and then they said that the only thing that can save every universe is reaching out your hand when someone offers it to you, and that you have to offer your hand to someone, even when they tell you to give up. and also they named their villain joy and the villain wasn't trying to destory anything she was just looking for her mom and she changed her name but across every universe her mom realized that in the middle of all the despair and destruction her greatest joy was still her daughter. i'm unwell

[moondoposting]

really enjoyed werewolf by night, but i had some suggestions

[disco-tea]

Dawn and Spike my favorite besties Dawn and Spike okay you can’t just give me a dynamic like theirs and expect me to be normal about them or not upset when you just drop it. Like okay so here is this notoriously evil guy, wretched little bastard man now we’re gonna drop a 14-year-old mystical kid on him like okay you’re on babysitting duty now you’re an older brother you’re literally a dad now. You are a rude crass punk creature of the night who wears steel toes and leather and smokes and drinks and screams bad influence but whoops guess you’re a girl dad now :/ And here’s this literal tween who writes in her dairy and wears pink jackets and bendy clips in her hair and she’s so cute but actually a little spooky and she likes to hang out with the self-proclaimed evil crypt-dwelling vampire and she likes to hear his gruesome little stories. Here is this early series former villain literal monster who takes exactly one look at this annoying sassy bubblegum little girl and says “okay, guess I have to kill anybody who even tries to lay a finger on her now”

[clockwards]

season 4 is such a comedy. neutered spike. something blue. beer bad. xander and anya developing relationship. the scoobies realising giles has a life. riley struggling to flirt. everyone forgetting spike is actually evil (including spike). that episode where buffy and riley fuck ghosts into existence. spike's suicidal urges being curbed by an impending apocalypse. xander having a new job every episode. people just walking into giles' fucking house. angel and riley beating each other up. jonathan superstar episode. so much is happening that I don't even care about Big Bad Adam

[stellernorth]

love oz from buffy. weird guy but he’s subtle about it. his hair changes color dramatically and often and it was only addressed once. buffy read his internal monologue and he was thinking “i am my thoughts but now buffy is my thoughts so buffy is me and i am nothing. buffy is all of us.” bought his witch girlfriend a witch pez. is a werewolf. says he’s so calm because of “long arduous hours of practice”.

[alvinmurphyisqueer]

"you're not the boss of me. she is"

listen he. he loves her. he's.