lexie

unoriginal™

[lilsugarbush]

[bob-belcher]

[onlyred]

[thebootydiaries]

*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*

me: BALLIN

me: BALL IS LIFE

me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS

me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

*hangs your selfies in my room to scare away burglars* 

[rory]

good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups

[rory]

this is facebooks only contribution to society. the ability to make events to stop the weather

[trashymcrfan]

Put on your dresses, scarlet and gold, for summer is gone and the days grow old 🍂

[samepicofdnpeveryday]

Same picture of Dan and Phil day 98

@danielhowell @amazingphil

[faguettella-deactivated20180221]

me: im so happy with my life right now

stress: 

[devanshe-deactivated20210128]

[andrewbelami]

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[myfirstname]

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

[figma-deactivated20161222]

brah fuck it im just die

[thebootydiaries]

Reblog if u think it’s TOO hot and u DON’T like it

Trying to prove a point to global warming

[valtsv]

are you a sits on the table gay, a sits on the floor gay, or a sits on other people’s laps gay

[movedto-xanderkingofhells]

all of the above 

[maplesuhtori]

life hack: stab yourself in the neck so you don’t have to go to school

[trashymcrfan]

How to be an asshole

1. Find an excuse to put all the popular tags that have nothing to do with your post for publicity

2. Do this

[trashymcrfan]

3. Reblog your post just to get in the recent tabs

[trashymcrfan]

4. Take the joke too far by reblogging your post months later

[trashymcrfan]

R E B L O G

[trashymcrfan]

5. Beg for notes

[trashymcrfan]

Notes pls

[trashymcrfan]

6. Beg for followers

[trashymcrfan]

Followers pls

[trashymcrfan]

Did I mention reblog?