[bluedudeguyman]

Sage in X-Force (2019) #34

Benjamin Percy

Chris Allen

[segamascott]

[utopians]

I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur

[utopians]

I will NEVER see an anomalocaris. I will NEVER hold a trilobite. I will NEVER see a dimetrodon or an eight foot long millipede. and I will NEVER see a pterosaur

[utopians]

Well as much as it pains me to say it they died

[iheartcomics-deactivated2026042]

Spider-Woman (2009) | Bendis/Maleev

[chumbology]

Chuckling to myself remembering the time I completely broke a scammer's brain by telling them I use Linux.

Scammer: do you have an apple or a windows computer please?

Me: neither, I use Linux.

Scammer: no no no, I asked if you use a apple or a windows

Me: neither

Scammer: what is the sticker? Is it a four boxes or is it an apple with a bite?

Me: ... I don't use EITHER of them. There's a third operating system called Linux. It isn't a PC or a mac. Please tell me you understand

Scammer: do -- do you know what I mean about apple or windows sir?

Me: yes. I'm a software developer. I understand completely. I'm telling you that YOU don't understand. Its called Linux, spelled L-I-N-U-X, type it into google

Scammer:

Scammer: but is it an apple or a windows computer sir

[jellybeanium124]

#this is what talking to transphobes is like

@alabastermask ASDFSHBKGJLNDFASKBDHSJG

[ischleepzzz]

[gean-grey-blog]

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

[animentality]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

[chaossmith2]

"... You're what??"

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Ceasefire In Gaza & Iran NOW!

Resources and action items to call for an end to the violence in Gaza and demand no war with Iran!

[autistic-mutants]

Superman (2016) | Gleason/Tomasi

[autistic-mutants]

The father and the son in Superman (2016) | Gleason/Tomasi

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Dinah Lance in Birds of Prey (1995) | Dixon/Giordano

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Oracle in Birds of Prey (1995) | Dixon/Giordano

[gggoooohh-deactivated20251210]

This is a carjacking, right?

Out of the car, lady!

You wave a gun and I hand over the keys, huh? Let me tell you something about this car…it may look hot as a pistol but the clutch sticks and it stalls on wet mornings. Not the perfect car the Pacific Northwest, you say? I confess. I was seduced. It’s a sexy car. And it’s more reliable than my last boyfriend. But you know the worst part? I’m five car payments behind and it’s either you or the repo man. That’s life in the fast lane, boys.

Dinah Lance in Birds of Prey (1995) | Dixon/Giordano

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Bring On The Bad Guys: Green Goblin (2025) | Parker/Della Fonte

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Bring On The Bad Guys: Green Goblin (2025) | Parker/Della Fonte

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Bring On The Bad Guys: Green Goblin (2025) | Parker/Della Fonte