Man Of Steal

Travis Stoll|Student|Son of Hermes|Resident Prankster|The better looking Stoll|habitual punster

[pancakeke]

oh to be a little goose and wreak absolute havoc

[superb-fox]

You can wreak absolute havoc as a person too if you’re rowdy enough

[pancakeke]

but as a goose I would never feel remorse

[bunkey]

hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss

[normal-horoscopes]

DISSOLVE SOME STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE IT MAKES NAPALM

[peel-a-potato-with-a-potato]

Now hold on, isn’t that more science than magic? Or is there a lesson you’re trying to teach here about the two?

[normal-horoscopes]

POTION OF EXPLODE YOUR BOSS

[hermione-grimes-deactivated2020]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Everyone, stop. You can go to prison for the rest of your life if you murder someone. Unless that person is physically threatening your or someone else’s life, you shouldn’t murder them.

Maybe OP should either find a different job or complain to the higher-ups in corporate.

[bunkey]

huge if true

[normal-horoscopes]

POTION OF EXPLODE THE COPS

[normal-horoscopes]

I SHOULD CLARIFY NAPALM IS NOT ACTUALLY EXPLOSIVE ITS JUST HIGHLY FLAMMABLE SO ITS REALLY MORE A POTION OF INCINERATE YOUR BOSS UNLESS YOU ADD AN EXPLOSIVE COMPONENT

I RECOMMEND DRY ICE AND THERMITE BECAUSE BUYING GUNPOWDER CAN GET YOU ON A WATCHLIST

THIS ALSO UPGRADES IT TO POTION OF COMMIT WAR CRIME

[fruithalo]

women be

having undiagnosed adhd 

[thisaspamlmfaoo-deactivated2018]

Yes but it’s cute

[adhighdefinition]

cute?!

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I don’t think ‘cute’ is the right term to use here…

[sin-calorias]

Reblog if u have scars

[youknowthatright]

Emotional or Physical? Because yes

[showerthoughtsofficial]

“Wow! What an asshole!” can be a vague criticism or an awfully specific compliment.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Jumping is weird. It’s basically standing up so fast you keep going.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Someone has to be the worst human being alive.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Stairs are just domesticated hills

[cherrypitgoddess]

men will PURPOSELY ask you things in a condescending tone and then act surprised when you get an attitude like “i wasn’t trying to start an argument” yes you were travis shut the fuck up

[trav-the-sav]

Let’s clear this up, I would never

[93749185789183]

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji B)

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The only thing that makes us comfortable driving 2 ton blocks of steel at 70 mph within feet of the craziest people in our society is the understanding that everyone wants to stay alive.

[bongmamaw-deactivated20210105]

i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same

[not-safe-for-earth]

In the event that you would like to continue hating Comic Sans, other dyslexia-friendly alternatives include Arial, Verdana, Tahoma, Century Gothic and Trebuchet.

[bigbardafree]

thank

[invaderxan]

Random fact: Verdana is one of the few fonts which was specifically designed to be as easy to read as possible, even at smaller type sizes. It was designed this way for use on screen, but the same principles apply in print too. This is part of why some Universities use Verdana as their default font for documents.

[sanctum-sanguinem]

“In the event that you would like to continue hating Comic Sans” is one of the best things I’ve ever read on this website

[writernotwaiting]

@pedeka @lunariagold @darklittlestories

[anastasiaoftheironwood]

I’ll take Comic Sans over Arial any day. 

[writernotwaiting]

Century Gothic and Trebuchet are both quite handsome typefaces.

[iamhisgloriouspurpose]

I’m partial to Century Gothic as well. It’s serif, but not boring.

[catwinchester-deactivated201901]

There’s also a dyslexic font designed especially for dyslexic people to read.

You can install on your tablets, laptops and browers etc, so not only can you change things like documents into it, you can change websites into that font as well! 

[catwinchester-deactivated201901]

I’m sure you’re bright enough to do a google search, but since I’m dumb enough to forget to post a link, here it is. Better late than never

https://www.dyslexiefont.com/en/dyslexie-font/

[captainlordauditor]

I default to arial for this reason, but I will now be defaulting to verdana or dyslexie. nice.

[formlessdemi]

I don’t think I have dyslexia but that dyslexie font was the easiest fucking thing to read ever. Books should be written in that shit.

[lunariens]

ALSO!!!

For computer reading, when you mix up lines of text, there’s a web browser app called Beeline Reader. It looks like this

The colors are also customizable, to an extent and while I don’t have dyslexia, I have adhd which makes reading large amounts of text harder and this helps A LOT.

[jamkink-deactivated20210607]

my requirements for sleeping at night: is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don’t put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day’s events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won’t overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?

my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Nearly all studied species have been found to have homosexual behaviour, but only humans have language. If you’re a gay pigeon, how the hell are you going to find another gay pigeon.

[trav-the-sav]

Trial and Error ig

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Mint is just cold spicy

[klubbhead]

[sephezade]

Bitch I sat here and waited like a dumbass!

[mellowhero]

I high-key hate this so much

[digoxin-purpurea]

apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!

i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!

[sirjefetheboss-deactivated20210]

Oddly inspiring

[momokiiicos]

don’t bow to incompetent people even if they’re your superior !!