Chaos and shenanigans

-silent screaming 24/7- Luka 20

[omtai]

they literally created a place where you can go and learn about something that really interests you and they fucked it up by inventing ASSIGNMENTS

[despazito]

Are we calling women who read shitty harlequin romance novels porn addicts now?

If you read one paragraph of vintage victorian smut you'd hurl.

[despazito]

God forbid women read a lame book with sex

[despazito]

people have been writing fucked up erotica for hundreds of years. of all porn consumption habits to label as an addiction i think reading erotica books is like.. one of the least applicable examples and written erotica is one of the least exploitative forms of porn out there. stop pathologizing things that give you ick, you're allowed to just say you dislike something

[alas-pucha]

why is it always Aurora Borealis and never Aurora Australis though she's beautiful too

[alas-pucha]

I'm serious. look how magnificent they are!!

Aurora Australis in Argentina

Aurora Australis in Australia

The southern lights exist, the south hemisphere exists, we exist.

[byjove]

girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

[tricotbf]

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

[spiffiesttea]

j why did you censor the name of the scottish play

[some-j-name]

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

[spiffiesttea]

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

[byjove]

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

[lorebird]

[catgirlforeskin]

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

[foone]

All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.

[only-tiktoks]

[alexaloraetheris]

Humans are good sometimes actually

[petermorwood]

The term "imping" was first mentioned in the 1200s when Holy Roman Emperor Frederick II included it in his book on falconry.

The actual practice of repairing feathers this way is almost certainly many centuries older.

[hjartasalt]

Babe come to the kitchen I made your favourite meal (oil fire)

[scarybrained]

the madness of crona

[m0mspc]

hey guys i-

[m0mspc]

post cancelled. i'm putting my fish tank here instead

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[duckdotcom]

are you the guard who only lies or the guard who only tells the truth?

i am the truthful guard

i am the truthful guard

Voting ended onNov 30, 2023

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[creamypancakebatter]

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

[valenrepetto]

✝️The Punisher✝️

[felixfeliccis]

Just saw some trucks. Two of 'em. Would you believe it

[evieshellscape]

were..... were th.... were they.... did they do... where they having.... did...

[ikeepseeingghosts]

Some information about our dear Gävle goat <3

It will be finished on friday and have an inauguration ceremony on sunday

The Goat commitee have decided to build it in the same, new place as last year

This means unfortunately that it has higher surveillance as it's located closer to central Gävle and nearby buildings

BUT it's also located nearby the local bars and in my experience getting drunk = desire to burn goat increases by 300%

It was last burnt down in 2021, so a modern burning is far from impossible

Interestingly many of the last few goat-burners have been from outside of town, the consensus seems to be that Gävle citisens don't want the goat to burn and everyone else in the world want arson

The consequenses of burning the goat have become more and more dire. In 2015 a man was charged and had to pay 80 000 SEK, while 2021 year's perpetrator had to pay 109 000 SEK, but also serve 6 months in prison

I cannot stress enough how much Gävle city begs the community to not burn the goat which makes the continual burning even funnier

And lastly, apparently they burn it anyway in a "secret place" when the goat survives, so in my opinion the city would really cash in on having a public burning of the goat on like new years day or something.

That's all, embrace arson, good bye.

[jeannereames]

[beanghostprincess]

zolu is a very asexual couple in the sense that they do have sex and are attracted to each other but their attraction doesn't come from the arousal of seeing each other's bodies sexually. it comes from possessiveness and passion and the privilege of worshipping the other to the point of needing to touch and pleasure each other. their relationship goes so beyond love and sex that their way of making love is indescribable. they need each other emotionally and physically in every way.

[heedra]

the public library is "social" and there's "media" there (pretty much its whole thing). and you can "browse" the stacks. or even "post" up at a comfortable chair.

[slcpunkmoved]

being a jack of all trades master of none is actually so awesome bc i can make the shittest clay sculpture and the ugliest drawing and the sloppiest painting and the worst hand stitches and the wonkiest earrings and it's like. who cares + now im surrounded by lots of different silly things i made with love and care etc

[papaya-inspiration]

My great uncle, who loved cooking and engineering and traveling and far too many other things, always used to say:

"Among the cooks, I am the best engineer, and among the engineers I am the best cook."

I love that. It's one of the things I try to live by.