Call of Duty BRAINROT

26, Artist, Horror Addict, and professional dumbass dork. He/Him She/Her They/Them

[travmonic]

MY GOD LOOK AT THIS HANDSOME MAN HE'S SO FRICKEN PERFECT AAAAAA MY HEART💜💜💜💜💜💜

[gumi-megpoidd]

they should invent a tummy that doesnt hurt

[gumi-megpoidd]

this will reach the tummy hurty squad on its own

[mousidy]

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

[deerwithamullet]

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[guffiestuffie]

Do you dare challenge the Gods?

[snowchacky]

[ruinedchildhood]

[chaogongoozles]

Sharing this for everyone who stumbles on this post!! Please be safe y'all, def use gloves, mask, and make sure to have good ventilation! Always check the ingredients of your cleaning products before using them together! Please share this so more folks are aware, they literally don't be teaching us important stuff like this to prepare for the Adult World™

[achemeanspain]

mactavish the seal, zookeeper? Ghost.

pt 1+2

[emoelvin]

Konig x y/n

[amikoroyaiart]

Tea time ☕

[crr0o]

"Una aventura es más divertida Si huele a peligro…"

"Si te parece prudente Esta propuesta indecente…"🔥👑

[rhymewithrachel]

:(

(Orig)

[fallhound]

Was playing casuals on dustbowl and someone during setup said "Aight fellas if we win I'm taking y'all to Legoland" to which someone unleashed the loudest, piercing, throat-wrenchingly loud

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA"

I've heard in my whole fucking life

[fallhound]

the majority of the team spent the entire game arguing how many legos they’re allowed to buy, and which sets in particular

[fallhound]

we won btw

[startedraining]

[penismage]

“Y— you’ve saved me! Why?”

“..... Monkey.”

“Why—?”

“Monkey! You have shown me monkey..... Mmm.... Monkey.”

[memeclassheroes]

[mousewithasword-deactivated2022]

Take my lovey memes you hopeless romantic bastards

[neotrances-deactivated]

me walking to the white house to kill everyone inside

[neotrances-deactivated]

i dont know whyeveryones saying this post is gonna put me on a list, because there wont be anyone alive to add me to a list once i make it to the white house

[tariah23]