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Learning to post from Mars. Elsewhere: gifs / photography

[amokslime]

Sometimes the smallest thing can rewrite the trajectory of your life. For example: the reason I could only think about Dragon Ball Z for five years of my mortal life is I attended a local theater one-act play based on Waiting for Godot where Vegeta and Frieza were fighting on namek and waiting for Goku. It was so good it rewrote my brain chemistry permanently

[amokslime]

Vegeta's growing despair contrasted with Frieza's dispassionate apathy. Desperately trying to ignore the growing realization that Goku might never arrive, might not even exist. The spirit Halloween costumes blending seamlessly with the truly sensitive emotional acting. I would give anything to attend again but there will never be another run

[amokslime]

I forgot a really important element of this, which is that the actors for Vegeta and Freeza had heelies on the whole time to suggest flying

[89cats]

(by monica_monica315)

[t00-many-eyes]

[ashstfu]

[writing-prompt-s]

You recently moved to the countryside. Your child was playing in the woods, and came back with a large green egg you thought was plastic, so you agreed they could keep it if no one claimed it. Your kid said it was a gift. You thought nothing of it. Then the egg hatched.

[neighborhoodcrow]

Cassowary

[timeclonemike]

This is it. The perfect writing prompt response. We can all go home.

[svnsetromance]

CARMILLA + adaptions You are mine, you shall be mine, you and I are one forever. @lgbtqcreators — creator bingo / adaptations

[gizmotemusic]

You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

Follow for more nature facts!

[kafk-a]

march moodboard

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰

bad parts of having job:

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[rhube]

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

[ruesdeluxe]

[ruinedchildhood]

[cabybapa]

[yurinullification]

sir that's yassified information

[scenesandscreens]

Sorcerer (1977)

Director - William Friedkin, Cinematography - John M. Stephens & Dick Bush

"When the money's up, I'm just as good as any of you."

[byjove]

I bought this expensive ass yogurt as a gift to myself so that I could make little candles in the tiny terracotta pot it comes in and it turns out it is the best, creamiest, most buttery heavenly delicious yogurt I have ever tasted and I’m now addicted

[byjove]

sometimes things that are expensive are worse but sometimes things that are expensive are astronomically better and that’s where the real problem lies

[rattle-my-stars]

[mtomauw]

YOU CAN TORRENT GOOD YOGHURT. If the good yoghurt has a live culture you can use it to make a whole pot of new yoghurt with the exact same bacteria culture. You'll have to add flavoring yourself but it should be similar.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

HOW?? YOU CAN CLONE YOGURT?

[melodiesblue]

[xxdreamersdesirexx]

from @\marthamydear

[laughoutloud-club]

So poor people don’t deserve to have money?!

[meandmybigmouth]

THEY’LL JUST WASTE IT ON SURVIVAL! 

[mrmessgoesnuts]

Also, if you’ve taken more than a high school economics course taught by someone who has never stepped foot in a college economics class,

Giving $500 to poor people multiplies it REALLY FAST. That $500 immediately goes into the economy and ripples more purchases until it hits a rich pocket.

Giving $500 to a billionaire takes $500 out of the economy permenantly. You could have set it on fire and made no difference.

[cronagorgonzola]

That is such an important part of the conversation that rich people seem to purposefully misunderstand whenever it’s brought up

Money exists to be spent, not hoarded. Yes, people should have saving, but no one should be sitting on a pile of money too big to spend in a single lifetime. “The economy” as a concept only works if people are spending money, and the people hoarding the money are so quick to blame the people who barely have any when the economy starts to fail

Having a big string of numbers in an offshore account doesnt make you an economic genius, it makes you a parasite that is ruining the economy for everyone else