and then you die,

you do not have a soul, you have a body +

[theharpieoftroy]

"Do you want to talk about it?"

[treacheries]

"Would you like to mind your business?"

[treacheries]

fissuredheart:

     ❝ Hey, they’re reading glasses. Take a picture, yeah ? It’ll last longer. ❞

              ❝  I don't want it to last longer. ❞

[treacheries]

GUYS I'M DOING IT I'M GONNA DO THE THING I'M GONNA MAKE A JIM HALPERT

[vanehwasreal]

Sofia Vergara on women.

[destinyswonderful]

I’ve never seen anything more correct

[kingswinchester]

credit to (x) , (x) , Rita

thanks for my friend Rita<3333333333

[tingcat-deactivated20150330]

Reblog if you roleplay BOTH seriously and, well... not seriously at all.

[sammyjared-blog]

[glennhowerton]

All this time i’ve been searching for the perfect guy to take you off my hands forever, but I realized something. The perfect guy has been under my nose the entire time. It’s me Dee. I’m the perfect select. I know i’ve spent my entire life shitting all over your dreams and not supporting you, but I was wrong Dee, I see that now. You can succeed and you will be a star. You have to take me. I’m your twin brother. I love you Dee.

[parapsychedarchive]

        "Well, that doesn’t even matter—! I feel like the only Coen brothers movie you’re required to like to pass any kind of test of being a decent human being, or whatever, is The Big Lebowski. And O Brother Where Art Thou, but that’s kind of a different kettle of fish. Anyway, point is, one must abide by the Dude. Do you abide by the Dude?

        —of course I do. Like, that’s not so much a preference as it is a scientific fact, buddy. Ya got a good strong jaw, ya got pretty skin, Lord knows you probably got a six pack coolin’ underneath that shirt; by all beauty standards and definitions, sure. You’re a Hot Guy.” All that’s punctuated by a dismissive shrug; a Hot Guy, sure, but Pash wasn’t about to start swoonin’. “Ha! That’s funny. Nowadays, he says, like they don’t make ‘em like they used to. You been to Walmart lately? They got ‘em stocked beside the Miley Cyrus CDs. America.”

[treacheries]

           "Got to be honest with you, I haven't watched The Big Lebowski but O Brother Where Art Thou is awesome. George Clooney, eh? I remember my servant ex-girlfriend used to have a huge crush on that guy. Dude, I don't know who the Dude is. Who is the Dude? Tell me who's the Dude. Please tell me who the Dude is.

                -----------I do have pretty skin, and I don't have to put any foundation on so that's a plus." It was already pretty bad when people would think he wasn't hetero, only because he used to put a light base of foundation on.  People and their goddamn stereotypes. Why should girls get to be the only ones that could apply make-up in society? "Eh... it's too cold to be popping shirts off. I'm not really a beefcake but I get the jist." Should he return the compliment? Do people do that sort of thing? Oh well, he's going to go for it. "You're cute, I guess. You got the bangs and the whole-- I Keep It Real look so, yeah." And so he mirrors her previous shrug, followed by a laugh. "Who the hell is Miley Cyrus?"

[greys-isabel]

Send me a...

[treacheries]

♗ for a tip for getting my muses romantic affection ♖ for on of my muses guilty pleasures ♞ for something that my muse wants to do ♟ for something my muse admires ☁ for something that make my muse sad ☂ for something my muse wants to protect ♨ for something that relaxes my muse

[scatteredneedles]

Your soulmate is not someone that comes into your life peacefully. It is who comes to make you question things, who changes your reality, somebody that marks a before and after in your life. It is not the human being everyone has idealized, but an ordinary person, who manages to revolutionize your world in a second…

(via thelonelyhowl)

[treacheries]

haha people who make posts about hot or nots make me so angry. 

[inboxideas]

My character's catches yours cooking breakfast in nothing but an apron. Send "How do you like your eggs?" for my character's reaction.

[sammyscreencaps]

[xornalista]

     ”Sorry…         I forgot, I’m something else by night.”

[treacheries]

                   "Oh yeah, like...                       Batman-- or Spiderman, or Tyrion Lannister."

[xornalista]

      “No, I don’t think so…               Why the secrecy?”

[treacheries]

            "Why the questions?               ...I thought you were only a reporter by day."

[treacheries]

                                                —i am no { н e r o }

                                                              no sᴀᴠɪᴏʀ;;

                                                                        i am ɴoтнιɴɢ.