🦄Orlando the Unibou🦌

Genderfluid (She/They/It) | 30 y/o | Header done by @habanero-arts

[quillusquillus]

I was looking up car references for work and I think this is my new favourite out of context image

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[draconic-daughter]

Shoutout to all the trans girls out there who were forced to live as miserable boys during the 2000’s or 2010’s, missing out on all the weird sparkledog scene rawr xd era and who are now gloriously reclaiming this time in their adulthood. All power to you. Be blessed now and forever, colorful creatures. Go outshine god.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

horrible fucking partner just said apropos of nothing “and i’ll SUCK, and i’ll FUCK, and i’ll BLOW YOUR BACK OUT” like the big bad wolf.

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[s0bk]

affirmations courtesy of Toge 💙💙

(character uses he/him only!)

[so-many-ocs]

no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood

[importantcatpics]

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: The carp leaping over the dragon gate 鲤鱼跃龙门 is a classic Chinese folk symbol. It stands for people overcoming hardships to achieve success. We often use it to wish others a bright future and smooth progress. If you spot a carp leaping over the Dragon Gate, good luck will come your way.

[beardedmrbean]

[squashbananak]

[vinegarss]

it is so crazy that we all liked overwatch

[bootleg-black-marble]

[vinegarss]

okay fine. it is so crazy that you all liked overwatch

[failchild]

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[cheese-sample-official]

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent