TreasureTheCrazy

[beardedmrbean]

[rockshitty]

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

[captain-snark]

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this. 

[metaripple]

Due to an error in the matrix, all of my survival money is gone. It was $1,350. My back account is in the negative, I don’t have food money and my car payment is past due. If you’d like to help please repost 🖤 thank you for reading!

Cashapp; $Metaripple

Venmo; @Metaripple

[joan-deactivated20230204]

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

[crazy-brazilian]

[bakuraryxu]

utterly obsessed with this bubble tea place

[what-even-is-thiss]

*shows up to our fancy dinner date in the teva hiking stilettos*

[kiyokospeaks]

I’m not saying that I’m touchstarved but I am saying having someone lay on top of me like a human weighted blanket for an hour or two would probably cure at least five of my mental illnesses

[a-long-furby]

Pov you open Tumblr today

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[katjohnadams]

THE DREAD GAZEEBO HAS EVOLVED AND BECOME MOBILE

[teaboot]

Baba yaga housing crisis

[babehog]

Earthbound encounter

[atlas-prime]

Surskit

[impormable]

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

[sonnetscrewdriver]

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

[captainclickycat]

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

[bisexualwario]

[everythingstarstuff]

[ralfmaximus]

Reviews are mixed

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

[everythingfox]

(via)

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Favorite genre of meme

[consultinggallifreyanfallenangel]

[geocaprican]

Job postings these days are like

Wanted: Virgin, with 3 years of sexual experience

[consultinggallifreyanfallenangel]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Re-blogging again because that comment fucking killed me

[lalowolveralo]

Big ol snail: *dies*

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