[2002hondacivicwithac]

play this at my wedding or funeral I don’t care where but just plAY IT

[birdyally-deactivated20151029]

Oh my god

[thebeachthing]

this is beautiful

[shittyidea]

Engrave the address on all house keys so somebody can come in and return your keys if you lose them

[faizebeleth-deactivated20190429]

ＲＥＬＥＡＳＥ　ＴＨＥ　ＰＩＧＥＯＮＳ

[lollipopatrice-deactivated20210]

the person that goes running after them omfg

[davesproot-deactivated20140614]

“Archimedes, no!”

[everythingsanillusi0n]

[keyblack-hl]

so apparently there’s been a mini drama going on in the fine arts building

[micma]

i can’t wait for someone to move the couch again so they can see the final signs that contain my unbridled rage

[keyblack-hl]

THIS IS YOU????

[micma]

THIS IS ME AND IM PISSED

[dutchstore]

[ffucjkkkkk]

sadie nobody cares

[c0ffeekitten]

When I die I want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close

[nortnic-deactivated20160603]

[crustypork]

-

[fksisebdkausvddnc-blog]

in the tags, put 

- where u live

- ur first language 

- what u call this:

[mormonfacts-deactivated20190208]

[loudmouthed-deactivated20140204]

what if for every note you got on your posts tumblr paid you $1

[simonjadis]

[computerwar-deactivated20181216]

[reinasof]

why is there a can of redbull edited in

[profoak-deactivated20140217]

THIS JUST HAPPENED 

[meanplastic]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[treat-yo-self-2017]

at the airport

airport: sir do u have any weapons youd like to declare

me: yea my hand turns into a gun

airport: oh shit thats pretty sweet

me: thanks when can i board my flight

airport: never, dude your hand is a fucking gun

me: shit yea ur right

[jdizzleeee]

[thebloggerbloggerfun]

So I was randomly looking up facts for High School Musical 2 and

Are you telling me they used up nearly a fifth of their filming time just for Bet On It

[carpetislava]

Robot Problems

[smosh]

UNMUTE THIS

[shittierqueer]

[kicks robot]

robot: “Ow! What the–God damn–What the hell Carl?!”

captioned-vines

[homuradical]

im sorry son…tell your mother… i love h

[saveharry]

arry styles