• Safito •

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[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[oneheadtoanother]

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[peachnix]

new product for angels who want to lose their wings

[sabertoothwalrus]

fixed it

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[catgirlpresident]

you dont choose your sexuality your sexuality is handed to you by village elders after you kill your first bear

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

A drawing showing how Jim Henson Performed Kermit in The Muppet Movie’s swamp scene.

[tparadox]

This is the best picture I could find of how they customized the Studebaker so Fozzie could appear to drive the car. They crammed the real driver in the trunk. I think he was driving from a video monitor.

[cognitiveinequality]

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[softmikus]

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

[vintage-tigre]

[iero]

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

[gooseworx]

Would Ribbit forgive Jax for what they’ve done?

Maybe, but it would take a while.

[gooseworx]

I thought isnt she lovely was about a baby

A newborn baby girl, yeah.

[gooseworx]

I wouldn’t be surprised if I was the first/only person to ask this, but the credit scene in episode 9 with Gangle and Zooble getting freaky, what was the intention with that? Based on what you said before I doubt it’s that they’re dating(unless you changed your mind), like is it fan service, you thought it’d be funny or something else??

That was another last minute moment of me saying fuck it.

[gooseworx]

why did jax abstract off screen??????

Because I wanted it to feel as abrupt and upsetting as it feels in real life.

[gooseworx]

Hey if you don't mind me asking. Can new people still join the circus?

If they put on the headset and get their brains scanned then yea

[gooseworx]

if jax transitioned, would she change her name? any ideas on what?

She'd change it to Greznedge just to fuck with everyone before later changing it to like Lilly or something gay like that.