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@treepainting
it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think
vampire: ugh, you mortals simply can't comprehend the timescale i live on. i've watched your empires rise and fall, your cities crumble to dust. i find your short little lives amusing at best. i -
angel: HI, I HAVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I NOTICED YOU ARE ALSO SOMEWHAT OLD?
vampire: ...sure. hey what was the dawn of time like?
angel: PRETTY BORING ACTUALLY. NOTHING ELSE EXISTED YET.
vampire: oh, man, i feel you. i slept through, like, the entire 14th century it was so boring. everyone was dying of plague and shit anyway so i didn't miss much.
vampire: hey i am outside your apartment
angel: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STANDING THERE? FOR HOW LONG?
vampire: uhhhhhhh a mere speck in comparison to our immortal lives so don't worry about it honestly. i need you to invite me in though.
angel: OF COURSE, I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE COME IN.
vampire: *steps over the threshold and immediately starts hissing and coughing like a cat with a bad hairball*
angel: OH, I'M SO SORRY. MY APARTMENT IS CONSIDERED HOLY GROUND BECAUSE I LIVE IN IT. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.
vampire: *coughing* it's fine. do you - *cough* *wheeze* what are your thoughts on chinese? i know a great place just a couple of blocks from here
everyone replying to this with "and they were lovers"? target audience
can the vampire take Benadryl to be in the angel's house
dpxdc prompt: Danny is a clone of...
Danny finds out he's a clone of one of the Gotham vigilantes, thanks to a random lore drop from his parents.
Problem is, he doesn't know which one, since his parents didn't remember or make a note of it, and the ectoplasm his DNA was dunked in upon half-dying makes any kind of blood work totally corrupted.
He's managed to narrow it down by excluding whichever vigilantes didn't appear until after his birth (creation? birth), but that still leaves too many to make much difference.
Still, he keeps a closer eye on news about Gotham's vigilantes, he's making comparisons, finding similarities, noting differences, between all of them and himself.
With his template being a vigilante but not knowing which, it's hard to attribute these observations to being a template thing, a vigilante thing, or a Danny thing.
He could spend all day analyzing masked faces for any shred of familiarity, but he's already having an identity crisis, and he has better ways to spend his time and bigger things to worry about. So the clone flavored crisis can sit in the back of his mind and wait its turn.
That works up until he gets a clone.
Not Human: DPxDC
Next
“Danno!” Jack Fenton boomed, “Come down here!”
“Coming!” Danny shouted back, putting the model rocket he was working on down on his desk and walking down the stairs till he was in the living room with the rest of the Fenton family
“What’s up, Dad?” Danny asked, Jack looking like an overeager puppy—well, more so than usual, that is.
“My brother John is coming over!” Jack grinned, “You’ll like him, a good fella!”
“We have an Uncle?” Jazz raised an eyebrow, “I didn’t know Grandma Janice had a son besides Dad,”
“Your Grandmother had married an English man sometime after your grandfather died, but they’d gotten divorced, and your Uncle John had gone with his father back to England.” Maddie explained, “He didn’t ever get along with your father much,”
“But now we’ll get the chance to move past our childhood squabbles and become the brothers we should’ve always been!” Jack grinned, “You’ll love your Uncle Connie!”
“Connie?” Danny asked in confusion, “I thought his name was John?”
“John Constantine,” Maddie clarified, “He took his father’s name when your grandmother went back to her previous marriage’s one,”
“When’s he going to be here?” Jazz questioned right before the doorbell rang.
Jack sprung up, “There he is!”
Bounding towards the door, the orange-clad man threw open the front door and wrapped his arms around whoever was there in a large hug.
“Johnny!” Jack exclaimed, “How are you, buddy?!”
“Get off me!” A British voice yelped, “I can’t breathe, ya bloody idiot!”
Jack let go and a blonde man in a trench coat fell to the floor, coughing slightly as he stood up.
“Fuckin’ shit,” The man looked rough, greasy blond hair and a stubble of a beard all while smelling of cigarette smoke and faintly of alcohol.
The man glanced at Maddie, “You’re Maddie, right? Jack’s wife,”
“That’s me,” Maddie smiled as she held out her hand as he took it to shake.
“John Constantine,” He grunted, “This buffoon’s half brother,”
The man suddenly made eye contact with Danny and his eyes went wide at the same time Danny felt his core shutter.
John cleared his throat, “Guessin’ your Danny?”
Danny nodded, “Uh, yeah,”
The two shook hands, both thinking the same thought.
This one is NOT human
(If anyone would like to continue/write a fic, just credit/@ me so i can read it too!!!!)
Tim: *talking ab Gotham City rogues* And as you know, we have really deadly villains. Like Catwoman, a conniving, wily cat thief who takes valuable things from others without hesitation.
Danny: Oh, the nice lady that feeds the stray cats and gives the homeless kids food?
Tim: Uh. Sure. There’s also Two-Face, a man who’s murderous whims rely only on a coin toss.
Danny: Oh, that guy who donates his money to charity and sometimes helps defend people in court!
Tim: … are we talking about the same Two-Face here…? Okay, we also have Poison Ivy and Mr. Freeze, two deadly people with abilities that can devastate the city.
Danny: The woman who’s taking care of Gotham parks and the man who really loves his wife? I’ve seen them sometimes. They’re cool.
Tim: …… uh huh. We have the Croc as well, an enormous, reptilian creature with sentience that lurks in the sewers.
Danny: *nonchalantly* Waylon. He sometimes protects the homeless kids too.
Tim: *sigh* Sure. Whatever. Well, the Joker is—
Danny: That fucking asshat who hurts people and doesn’t deserve his name because of his shitty, unfunny humor? I hope that bitch dies already, me and so many others have been praying on his downfall but that cockroach is still alive somehow.
Tim:
Tim: You’re not wrong but like—
I know this isn’t the point but I can’t help but think of rebuttals Tim could make
Danny: Oh, that guy who donates his money to charity and sometimes helps defend people in court!
Tim: “…You do realize it’s a literal coin flip if he’ll help them or attack them, right?”
Danny: The woman who’s taking care of Gotham parks and the man who really loves his wife? I’ve seen them sometimes. They’re cool.
Tim: “Cool motive, still murderers.”
Danny: *nonchalantly* Waylon. He sometimes protects the homeless kids too.
Tim: “Okay yeah my description of him was a bit mean, he’s been dealt a horrible hand in life and he’s not a monster, but like, he has been a violent gang leader before. I wouldn’t call him completely safe.”
Yeah, with Hatter he'd be like: Ugh, that fruitloop grinds my gears. Deserves death but Death doesn't deserve him. He's on the list
Nygma : You mean the guy that got in a fist fight with Box Ghost and lost? That puzzle box didn't stand a chance.
Harley : Never met such a stable therapist! What a nice lady! (he actually means it, Jazz isn't certified and she's a Fenton at her core)
I think with Pyg though? The man got disappeared. Danny just smiles. He was on the list.
Tim: Sometimes, Ra’s al Ghul and Talia comes to Gotham. What do you think about them?
Danny: Talia is chill but Ra’s is a crazy fruit loop that is only slightly better than Vlad because at least he has a somewhat decent reason to do the things he does.
Tim: Uh huh. And the Penguin?
Danny: Hmmm… he gives people opportunities for jobs sometimes?
Tim: *muttering to himself* for crime, yeah.
Tim: *normally* What do you think about the Black Mask?
Danny: He tortured Steph to near death, what do you think? :)
Tim: Fair enough, I agree.
Here’s the vision: Baby Danny Wayne AU
Danny is de-aged to like a baby and Damian Wayne is going into high school or middle school or something like that and Bruce Wayne is going through empty nest syndrome and finds this little baby boy with blue eyes and black hair all dirty and sniffling around Gotham City (bad reveal) and he just kinda snatches him up and is like “mine now”
Since he is getting up there in the years and he actually hasn’t raised a baby before he just tells himself “I’ll just look after him for a bit until i find a nice family for him” and low and behold no family is good enough for his baby and Danny is now Bruce’s
I imagine Bruce going through a little crisis cuz he doesn’t know how to raise a baby and he’s getting older and maybe Danny would be better off with someone else—
—but then baby Danny (he doesn’t like how his new daddy is upset cuz baby ghosties are super sensitive to emotions) puts his little grubby hands on Bruce and nuzzles his little head onto B’s chest and says “Dada!” As his first words and now Bruce has another child
But Danny’s a little baby and Bruce knows babies are just so fragile so low and behold Bruce has become an overprotective, baby-proofing maniac
“This is too sharp, he could cut his little hands!”
“It’s too tall! He could fall down and hit his head!”
“What if he needs me, Alfred? What if the daycare can’t get him to sleep because they don’t do the voices in the books just how he likes it—“
And then Bruce finds out (maybe thru CW?) just what exactly Danny is and his whole situation and now his over protectiveness is up to eleven cuz his baby boy died and his poor baby needed love and those horrible scientists didn’t love him right!
Basically I’m thinking this:
Bruce: *holding up baby Danny* Look at my baby. He’s a little gift from the heavens, an actual miracle, my sweet baby boy—
Random Employee: sir this is a batburger
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*At a Board of directors meeting or smth like that*
Everyone: *arguing*
Baby Danny: weh :(
Bruce: everyone quiet my baby’s upset,
Worker: Mister Wayne, this is a very serious debate—
Bruce: My. Baby. Is. Upset.
Everyone: *silence*
~~~
Bruce: Clark! He’s flying too high! Make him come down!
Clark: Bruce…he’s a centimeter off the ground at most
Bruce: HE’S JUST A BABY, CLARK!
~~~
Danny: *wearing a Batman onesie*
Bruce: *clutching his heart* is this an angel???
~~~
Jason: Danny bit me!
Bruce: he’s teething, jaylad
Jason: he has fangs!
Danny: dada! Num num!
Bruce: you want num nums? Jason, can you just let him—
Jason: IM NOT LETTING HIM BITE ME!
Bruce: He just wants a little nibble of his big brother!
Jason: NO!
Gotham’s Baby: Baby Danny Wayne AU
After the whole ‘de-aged, alternate universe half-ghost’ explanation delivered by the Master of Time following a five month year old Danny encasing his entire nursery in ice, Bruce and the rest of the family elected to let Danny being a ‘meta’ public information.
After all, he was still a baby with no control over his powers, it was only a matter of time before he accidentally turned invisible or fell through his crib (which Bruce nearly had a heart attack at).
So making his abilities public was the best decision, but there was something the family hadn’t anticipated.
Gotham City itself is incredibly liminal—it even has its own City Spirit, so baby Danny’s more…inhuman traits aren’t startling to Gothamites—if anything, they celebrate it. He’s the little ghost king (and a Wayne) in a city full of liminal and death corruption. Him showing his little tiny powers is basically healing Gotham; every time he sneezes ice or falls through a solid object, a curse is lifted of the City and while Gothamites don’t know it; they feel it.
Basically he’s their Princess Diana if Diana had magic
Observe:
Baby Danny, eating at a restaurant with the rest of the family: *nom nom nom*
Gunman, bursting in: Everybody freeze—oh! Sorry little dude, I’ll rob this place another day.
Gunman: *waves goodbye to Danny as he leaves*
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Harley: Auntie Harley’s here with gifts!
Bruce: aren’t you on parole?
Harley: parole doesn’t count when it’s my nephew, I have it in writing, here!
Bruce, reading note: “Parole is temporarily suspended in the event of visiting Daniel Wayne” this was actually signed by a judge?!
Harley: *shrugs* he’s Gotham’s baby
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Harvey Dent: *stopping in the middle of an attack on a gala* hi baby! Aren’t you just adorable? Who’s got your nose? Uncle Harvey’s got your nose!
Danny: *giggling*
Goons: *videotaping* awwww
~~~
Reporter: How does it feel to be the most favored person in Gotham City?
Bruce Wayne: Well, I’m very honored to have that title—
Reporter: I was talking to Danny
Danny: *chewing on Bruce’s jacket’s lapel* bah!
Reporter: incredible, absolutely incredible
Off-Limits:
Baby Danny Wayne AU
Wayne children are notorious for getting kidnapped at least once a month—be it a rogue or a mediocre thief looking for some cash and getting a beating from Batman instead.
And with baby Danny having joined the brood, Gothamites were certain the boy would be a beacon for kidnapping. A baby was just so small and helpless, kidnapping Danny would hardly be difficult.
Until someone actually tried it, that is.
It was some Scarecrow goons who actually tried it, the Waynes were at a gala and baby Danny was sat on a high chair next to Bruce Wayne as the elites ate a fancy meal.
Then the attack happened.
Lights were cut and goons rolled in, knocking out security guards and pushing down elites who were in their way. One of the goons made the actual attempt, not even fully having taken the sobbing baby out of the high chair before Brucie Wayne punched the daylights out of him.
And he didn’t stop there
Brucie delivered a beat down only a true blooded Gothamite could, utterly annihilating the goon and placing him in the hospital for two weeks before he went to jail.
All while baby Danny Wayne giggled and laughed in delight at his daddy protecting him. Later the press was given a statement from Bruce saying “No one touches my sweet little baby boy”
After that day it was a rule (that even the Joker followed) that Danny Wayne was off-limits.
I like to imagine that Bruce treats Tim as the baby of the family. Damian’s the youngest of course but he has a better self-survival instincts than Tim and def takes better care of himself that his son who runs on energy drinks 24/7
So Tim’s Bruce’s baby. He’s the only one who B can hug when he’s too tired to move and gets to tuck into bed when he falls asleep at the bat computer.
Sure Tim’s 17 but that’s his baby boy damn it.
Which of course means Bruce gets a bit overprotective when his little boy starts dating, especially when it’s Dan.
Bruce never approves of Dan truly, but he does make Tim happy, so he tolerates it.
Eventually they get married and through magical ghost biology bullshit Tim’s pregnant.
Bruce is thrilled he’s going to be a grandfather—he is not thrilled Dan impregnated his son
~~~
Tim: I’m pregnant!
Bruce: *glaring at Dan* how dare u touch my little boy
Dan: he’s twenty two
Bruce: HES MY LITTLE BOY—
*one hour later*
Tim: you can’t hate him, he’s the father of my child and your grandchild
Bruce: *grumbling* fine.
Dan: is now a bad time to tell him we’re planning on having a big family?
Bruce: *pulling out ecto-gun* SIX FEET APART AT ALL TIMES, SEPARATE ROOMS
Tim: we’re married!
Bruce: I don’t care!
Dead Justice (?)
Lemme explain, picture this, Dark Dan is redeemed and reverted to about sixteen or seventeen years of age due to some timey wimey stuff courtesy of Clockwork.
Dan’s got blood red eyes, black hair with white underneath it, killer fangs, and pale skin, other than that, completely normal human looking appearance.
He stays in Gotham to (half) live his life when he sees Tim Drake for the first time.
Tim who looks like a sick Victorian child, who is smarter than anyone he’d ever met before, who is sharp and precise and could cut down kings with just words.
Dan’s in love—except Ghost Love is different, and even then Dan’s pretty unique in that sense. He’s obsessive with his love, fixating on it.
He stalks Tim, learns everything about him (Red Robin included), learns his friends and enemies and all in all his going full Gomez Addams to Morticia Addams on Tim’s ass
And Tim? Touch starved neglected as a child Tim? He’s just as nearly obsessive, he knows Dan’s past and to have a lover who is strong enough that Tim’s paranoia can slightly ease itself away is perfect.
Dan adores Tim, practically worships him. Would bring him the head of Ra’s on a golden platter (he loves Tim too much to settle for silver) if he so wished.
From a distance, they’re obsessive and lovesick and probably problematic at best
But to them (plus ghost standards)? By the ancients are they in love.
BONUS !!!
Bruce: Tim…I think we may have to have a little chat about Dan.
Tim: what about him?
Bruce: he seems rather…possessive.
Dick: Oh for crying out loud! Tim, he’s obsessed with you, it’s not healthy!
Tim: he just likes to be with me
Dick: Timmy…he nearly ripped the head off of the barista who flirted with you
Tim: she touched my hand without permission, he was defending my honor
Bruce: he’s been arrested three times for assault against people you’ve interacted with
Tim: all deserved, By the way
Dan, walking into Wayne Manor with Ra’s unconscious body being dragged behind him: Tim, my beloved cursed treasure, I have a gift for you!
Bruce:
Dick:
Tim: Aw, he’s so romantic!
As much as I love Bruce, Dick, and the other Bats being concerned...may I also humbly offer the follow:
The Bats in general are all varying levels (and different flavors) of fucked up, but they all share a love language of stalking and obsession (my own fanon, no canon harmed here...).
So they all have moments that are best described as "That is not how I would woo a beloved" when watching Tim and Dan, but they also all coo at anything that hints at obsessive devotion as their brother/son finally finding someone 'worthy' of him.
I also kinda like the thought of Dan and Steph getting along really well. At some point Steph asks Dan how he deals with Tim having secrets. Dan point blank said that Tim does not have secrets from Dan, becasue Dan stalks him until he knows everything. Steph says she respects the determination.
No, it is the outside Gotham heroes that interact with the duo that are concerned. Like Dan pops out of no where to suplex a giant robot that had just smacked Red Robin in some end of the world fight. Or Red Robin was dealing with a Green Lantern with Dan growling off to one side becasue the Lantern is being a little too freindly.
I just think it would be funny if different league members, who are on a first name basis but not particularly close to the Bats, keep coming up to either Tim or a member of his family deeply concerned about Dan only to get the brushoff.
Also the Justice League is full of non humans, so at least half of them would think its partly (and rightly) a non human trait and well the Bats are obviously Edirich adjacent beings and a Spirit would likely match that idea.
Made a post following this idea!!!
Here:
While I love the idea of the bats being absolutely terrified/concerned abt Dan and Tim’s relationship it has also been brought to my attention that the idea of the bats being liminal and indifferent to it is just as hilarious as long as everybody else is disturbed
Observe:
*on a JL mission* Batman: you are all invited to Red Robin’s wedding
Superman: Tim’s getting married already? To who?
Batman: The Embodiment of Insanity, Killer of Humanity, Madness made Flesh, and the Ruler of Darkened Souls—but he prefers Dan,
Superman: oh! …and you…you approve of him…?
Batman: oh yes, he rescued Tim from Ra’s grasp just a month ago and although I don’t approve of the excessive amount of bloodshed he used, it would be a bit hypocritical of me to dissuade Tim from dating rogue like people
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John Constantine: uhhhh, B? Do you know your entire family is under the protection blessing of an Infinite Realms Darkling god?
Bruce: Oh, how kind of Dan doing that for us! What a good son-in-law,
Constantine: ….y’know what? I don’t wanna know.
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Tim, *climbing through Kon’s apartment window* Kon! Kon! I need your help!
Kon: what?! What’s going on?! What do you need?!
Tim: Dan got me the perfect one year anniversary! And I need your help to steal his a part of his ribcage back from the GIW so I can repay the gift!
Kon: you want to what?!? Tim, that’s insane, what did he even get you!?!
Tim: My spleen back from Ra’s!
Kon: YOUR WHAT???????”
DC X DP Prompt 14
The Fenton Family is visiting Jack's cousin Selina in Gotham. Danny is wondering why so many ghost cats keep visiting Selina's house and why they keep leading him to various lost treasures. Maybe he should stop following them? Meanwhile, Selina definitely thinks she could teach this kid a bit of her craft. I mean, he has got good instincts so far.
Stowaway
When Danny left the vigilante life to become a paramedic in Gotham he didn't think he'd ever step back into that scene. Much less in this way, because now Danny has Robin riding along with him in the ambulance every shift he's on.
He didn't think Robin would even remember him after he had helped the kid take care of a hurt and sick kitten at the end of his shift. How wrong he was though because the next night Robin was suddenly in the ambulance saying that he would be shadowing Danny from this point forward. Danny's coworkers were also no help in getting the kid to not do this.
Robin called this an intern opportunity to learn more about medicine and how to treat people. Danny called it a HIPPA violation. What he thought doesn't seem to matter though as everyone is always just excited to talk to the kid. He ultimately decides to just let it go and be the unwilling mentor to the young vigilante.
It really isn't until Danny is being cornered after one of his shifts by Batman demanding to know what he's doing to Robin that he wished he had fought harder to convince Robin to not ride along.
There's no way Damian would show up to such a thing unprepared so imagine:
Danny's already running through the list of excuses reasons why he can't have Robin shadowing him. He's expecting some push back but he knows Robin will give up in the end. Robin does not in fact give up.
What actually happens is that Robin keeps throwing fully valid paperwork at each of his objections and refuting them like they're nothing. HIPAA violation? Robin pulls out a certificate that's several levels higher than what would be required for an actual intern. No medical training? Robin pulls out his recently earned credentials on different healing techniques (like CPR and EMT training and idk what else). He has more qualifications than people Danny has worked with before. Danny questions the validity, Robin has him check on the official (national? Gotham?) websites and he has in fact taken the trainings/tests required. There's even a log and videos so he couldn't have just hacked his way into the system.
Danny starts grasping at straws. He brings up child labor laws, Robin shows him a signed permission from Batman with all the requirements filled out perfectly. Danny says he's not comfortable with a minor seeing the level of gore they encounter in Gotham. Robin shows him a few pictures of the more gruesome cases he has participated in during his tenure. Danny talks about disturbed bedtimes and not wanting Robin's grades to drop, Robin shows him his full academic history (name redacted, of course) and his current schedule as a vigilante. Everything's official. Batman's signature is everywhere.
In a last ditch effort, Danny says there's no budget to pay Robin, Robin says that's why it's an unpaid internship and refuses to relent. By the time Danny's officially run out of excuses, Robin's looking at him like he's ready to learn from Danny specifically. His binder's still half full. Danny sighs. He knows when he's been beaten. (Of course he refuses to acknowledge that the actual last blow was when Robin offhandedly mentions his need to know everything he can on medical procedures while mobile just in case anyone in his family ever needs them while working on their more dangerous cases. Danny understands the need to protect family as much as possible. He would do anything to avoid a repeat on the nasty burger incident. He can't deny Robin the chance to get what could possibly help save his family at some point)
Weeks later, when Batman shows up to question Danny about his activities with Robin, Danny stares at him unblinkingly for long enough that Batman almost starts to fidget (Danny's exhausted, ok? He needed the time to even process what Batman was saying). Then he finally just gets up, opens a drawer, pulls out an overstuffed binder and shoves it at Batman. It has a log of all the things Robin has done since he started his internship. It has an index. It's a copy of the official one already filed with the company Danny works for. Robin might be thorough but Danny has experience with OSHA violations and he's not about to compromise safety by cutting corners.
Batman's reluctantly impressed. Neither mention the fact that he clearly didn't sign any of the paperwork Danny saw.
Starfire: What seems to be probleming you friend Phantom?
Phantom, frowning: I think I keep shorting Cyborg out. I don't know why, the rest of the tower seems to be fine, and he was fine up until recently! But suddenly everytime I'm around he runs away saying his systems are on the fritz! What if its my fault? Or I'm hurting him on accident?
Starfire, genuinely concerned: That is the serious problem.
Robin: Oh no...
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Beast Boy: Dude, you need to stop avoiding him, you're gonna make him think you hate him.
Cyborg, hanging out of his car engine: I know, but this is all new to me! I've never liked a guy before, at least not romantically, and we live together, I'm having a hard time coming to terms with it!
Beast Boy: Ah so that's how it is.
Raven: Oh boy...
Danny asks if he can invite his friends Tucker and Sam over. Half because he knows they’ll get along with the team. But also Tucker is in a league of his own when it come to coding and protecting his tech and gear from Ecto and Danny nonsense in general. And was hoping his friend could strike up a conversation about any issues Cyborg might be having around Danny.
Only for Tucker to immediately clock Cyborg’s crush on his friend and is going to milk this.
Phantom: *flying in excited circles in Wayne Manor's back yard, staring at the Gotham night sky*
Bruce: Uh Cass, hun, thats-
Cass: Phantom. Ghost, he haunts me now.
Bruce: Why?
Cass: Mission, I set him free.
Bruce: I see, and do you want us to get rid of him?
Cass: No, friends. He's silly.
Phantom: Cass! Cass look! You can see the Cassiopeia Constellation from here! *grabs Cass and flies her up so she can see better*
Cass: Pretty. *turns to Bruce whos freaking out on the ground* See? Silly.
Danny: *sees Bruce* *squints* *turns questionably to Cass and tilts his head towards Bruce*
Cass: *nods head*
Danny: *beams brightly* *zooms over to Bruce*
Bruce: *trying not to ouch the ghost holding his daughter* -hng
Danny: *excitedly pick Bruce up too* *zooms back to the stars* Arn’t they beautiful *sighs dreamily*
Bruce: *stiff*
Cass: *laughing* shares 😂
Bruce: *one arm supporting himself on the ghost, the other pinching the bridge of his nose* *sighs* I’m too old for this.
Danny: *turns concerned* *looks Bruce up and down* Don’t worry your not dead! *grows a third arm and hand to gently pat Bruce on the cheek*
Bruce: …
Cass: 😂😂😂😂
Danny: 😇
Bruce: …
Cass: Brother? 😈😇😈
Bruce: 😞
Danny: ?
Bruce: no
Cass: Please 🥺🥺🥺
Just wait until Bruce sees his human form, he wouldn’t have a choice after that
dpxdc prompt: Dani gets summoned
The idea being, the summoning circle for the Ghost King is not yet calibrated with clones in mind. So it summons Danielle instead.
Instead of correcting this misunderstanding, Dani doubles down and commits to the bit. Oh, where's the Crown of Fire? Ring? Why would she allow the likes of you to see that?
OR straight-faced, completely serious: Of course this green paper crown is the Crown of Fire, it's flammable. Of course the Ring of Rage looks like a normal skull ring, you haven't pissed me off yet.
I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh
brb trying this