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Feel free to send me asks guys! I’ve gotten only a few, and they were fun to respond to!

I had a dream last night where my friends dog stood on two legs and said to me, “Men when they realize that women thinking height matters and going after tall guys is the same as guys only going after girls with big tits or a big ass.” And made the most shocked face ever.

I woke up drenched in sweat

#i’m not even kidding #this scared me so bad #Sammy speaking facts tho

professionalchaoticdumbass

CUTE BOY FROM CLASS WHO IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT AND WEARING A HOODIE: thanks for helping me with my homework! hey um... is it okay if I tell you something important? you have to promise to keep it a secret....

SKELETON BALLING:

cannibalcleaver

tim walking rb if u agree

mcgeese-deactivated20241112

Fuck it

10 notes and I drink water everyday

20 notes and I eat 3 meals a day even if it means being late for school in the morning

50 notes and I take on of those gender test things to see if I’m non-binary

100 notes and I try and get at least 6 hours of sleep a night

200 notes and I start writing the fic again

500 notes and I’ll eat less unhealthy food

2000 notes and I’ll ask go on a walk every day

5000 notes and I’ll read homestuck

10,000 notes and I’ll start learning how to draw

15,000 notes and I’ll ask my mum if I can go to therapy (please no)

20,000 and I’ll ask my crush out (please no again)

Only three reblogs per person pls

cannibalchicken

trevorspengler69

why does it look like the bear from Open Season 😭😭😭

icarus-showmethemoon

inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

lilboreddev-blog

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

iceslushii

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

yiffmaster

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

llsilvertail

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

computationalcalculator

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

card-of-the-day

Today's Card Is: Sorry Your House Burnt Down

cryptidcircusco

HE FUCKING BURNT IT DOWN THO????

🚬.

trevorspengler69

Alex Kralie vibes yall

#alex marble hornets #marble hornets

ianosmond

Important safety information about the eclipse on Monday

You *can* remove the eclipse glasses during totality; not before or after.

If you find yourself falling apart instead of falling in love, turn around, bright eyes.

It is no longer considered best practice to cut the beating heart out of a human chest at the top of a pyramid to bring the sun back; nowadays, they just short out a LUCAS device.

If you are imprisoned by an evil bishop, break out, and look for a hawk and a wolf who are in love.

Most critically - No matter what, do not buy any strange and exotic plants which mysteriously appear during the eclipse.

Since it is the Ides of March, I have decided I will share a piece of poetry I made years ago.

There was a man named Brutus

He would soon be a Judas

But one day, sixty he needed

Only twenty-three succeeded

Not long after he saw his last Lucius

#ides of march #i made it myself #i made this #hope you enjoy

Dont feel obligated to post this, im informing you for your own comfort and ops safety. the "Apparently im a bottom" post with green text made by a ben drowned kin is written by someone who is bodily a minor, not just age regressing.

Thank you for informing me. I will look into it.