Not the instrument, the shape

This blog hates three-sided polygons in all their varied and nefarious forms. Any pro-triangle propaganda gets you blocked. Pro-circle and other pro-shapers welcome. Shapeist and proud.

[appleyblam]

im asian. white people only, do you wear shoes in the house

yes, my whole family does too

yes, not everyone in my family does/just me

sometimes

no, but my family does

no, and my family doesn't

im a poc show me the results please

Voting ended onMar 13, 2024

[tamamita]

[gingerpop42]

every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles

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well whoop tee doo, can hate triangles be a thing?

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two straight lines attached to either end of another straight line: start leaning towards each other

me: hoe don't do it

two lines: meet

me: oh my god

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It's Adam and Rita, not 2bc Cos theta

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There’s a reason why triangles cannot be used as a unit cell for a crystal structure: because triangles are fucking ridiculous

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I have been forced to endure yet more triangles in scientific graphing, why must life be so wrong and cruel

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There is literally nothing worse than a blue triangle

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@ triangular prisms: what is your problem

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Regular Triangular-based Pyramids (Tetrahedrons) are so fckn spiky and make rubbish dice, 10/10 would confine to the deepest depths of hell

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Love triangles suck. It should just be one big polyamorous pile. The association of love with triangles is evil and wrong.

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Me on a date:

Them: hey so I was just thinking the other day how I really like triangles

Me, shoving 4+ sided polygons into my bag: I'm sorry I have to go

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The equilateral triangle is a difficult creature to comprehend. It seems so apart from other triangles, so much more noble and perfect yet still as capable of malice. It seems to embody humanity - our perfections and our flaws. It is truly neutral, as are all regular polygons. It exemplifies balance. Why have triangles corrupted this neutral shape, deviating with their unequal angles and sides. It disgusts me.

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When I was 5 years old a triangle murdered my wife and I have the scars to prove it

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The Triangle instrument is exempt from triangle hate because it is not a complete shape - there is a gap, causing it to only form a 3D representation of a pseudo-triangular line segment. This, and its curved metal shape, allow it to create a pleasing and musical sound when struck. No geometric triangles will do that because they are incapable of giving human beings any degree of pleasure. Only pain and suffering. I support pseudo-triangular line segments. You never wanted to be so similar to the shape of evil, we can work through this. The triangle instrument is beautiful, take it as an inspiration to help you love yourselves

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Equilateral Triangle: True Neutral Acute Icosceles Triangle: Lawful Evil Obtuse Icosceles Triangle: Any Evil Right-angled Triangle: Neutral Evil Acute Scalene Triangle: Chaotic Neutral (Evil) Obtuse Scalene Triangle: Chaotic Evil

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Triangles are the work of alien demons whose only desire is to torture maths students.