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“To strive for a dream you will never see–to sow seeds that others might one day taste the fruits of your garden–that is the beauty of your kind.
My adorable sapling. My precious mortal. Burn bright and shine as only you can.”
- Feo Ul, Titania
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It isn't a callout post. It's a warning.
Stay far, far away from this individual. This is disturbing. They lied to get into my FC and when they were found out and removed, accused another FC of ‘ruining their plans’. They tried to circumvent blacklist by contacting me on alts, and at the time the harassment rule was not as severe as it is now. Please be warned.
I can’t confirm anything off circumstantial evidence, but it’s interesting as fuck to me that this person uses name fragments similar to the shitnugget who felt so entitled to membership in my last FC that when we booted him for being wildly uncomfortable to be around, and negative, and shitty about trans people, and very bad at consent in RP, he freaked out and set about trying to publicly smear me (I was the officer who spearheaded the effort against him), and then back at Stormblood launch he sent tells to at least one member straight up threatening them with harassment if I was even still a member. Which is stupid as hell, considering the Lodestone is right there…he could have checked, but for all he talked a big game about hacking, he’s an idiot who thinks hacking means making multiple accounts to harass people, and he namechanges and makes new alts like most people change their underwear.
Azami Arai, Sierra Nazrin, Kasai Mitsuko, Sierra Nulah, Kiarra Tyata, Ririi Yuzuka, Avira Alae, Avira Nitsua, Azzy Iseri, Celes Inara, X'aria Shocaia. Those are the names I had/have for him (he’s batshit enough that I don’t care, I’ll call him out by any name any day). Again I can’t say for certain if this is the same person without more corroborating evidence, but if not, they’re two peas in a psycho pod, with eerily similar naming conventions and a taste for going off the Fucking Deep End and launching a ‘revenge crusade’ of some sick sort any time they feel wronged, which is non-stop because they’re abysmal people.
Trust me: they’re still around and will keep repeating the same patterns over, and over, and over again. He likes to bring up my name and blame me for all of his problems when in reality he does most of it to himself. Honestly glad someone else did a post about it - I was going to wait until I was done organizing the google drive I’m making. Oh well. Glad to see Hell, you have experience with Evie, I’d love to talk about it. DM me on discord @ wanderbolt#8759. This will probably make him hate me more, but, oh well. Shit happens. Btw, this is Rhys.
His replies got removed from the thread and I’ve blocked him. I screencap’d them and I’m adding them to the drive. If you want to check it out, feel free to message me. It may be getting added to the main blog here soon.
Confirmed that this is, in fact, the same person I’ve dealt with in the past. Bluh. Unfortunately. Shit hasn’t changed at all.
His confirmed past names, again, plus a current one, since now I know for sure:
Azami Arai
Sierra Nazrin
Kasai Mitsuko
Sierra Nulah
Kiarra Tyata
Ririi Yuzuka
Avira Alae
Avira Nitsua
Azzy Iseri
Celes Inara
X'aria Shocaia
Narumi Yuzuka
Azami Yuzuka (Lodestone link)
Evie Yuzuka (Lodestone link)
Ellie Amor (Lodestone link)
White Knights (Lodestone link)
Narumi Malaguld (Lodestone link)
Azami Qalli (Lodestone link)
Yuki Onishi (Tumblr)
As well as the names Arri and Kiarri/Kiarra, which were the clincher upon comparing notes. Not that it wasn’t extremely obvious to a point that I’d have bet money on it. As is evident he isn’t super creative with names, and falls back on a handful frequently.
My personal account of what happened with him, under the cut. CW for the part where he just sprung his goddamn cat heat fetish and ERP talk on me without any warning or consent. @wanderboltt has the link to the corroborating evidence, and my permission to share it, as part of his Google Drive info. I wasn’t personally present for the part later where he threatened my former FC so I don’t have screencaps or anything, but if anybody really wants, I can gather multiple credible witness statements.
Keep reading
We’ll be broadcasting plenty more of the shitty things good ol’ attention whore mcGee has been doing since 2013. I’m in the midst of contacting people from Wildstar and GW2 (GuildWars 2) and interviewing them personally for more of this delicious, necessary tea.
People will whine or laugh, or shrug it off as just “RP drama” but unfortunately this guy goes WELL beyond just the standard. We’re talking threats to kill people’s wives and stalking. Public smearing. Mooching. Catfishing. You name it. It’s the king of all cringes and this guy doesn’t seem to get it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM FUCKING SCREAMING, Y’ALL! I had my hesitations at first, but the more I read on this, the more sure I became. then they name dropped Mayrin. and I was like 95% sure I knew who this was, THEN I SAW THIS LIST OF ALTS AND I HAVE SOLID FUCKING CONFIRMATION I HAVE DEALT WITH THIS GUY YEARS ago. and some days he STILL tries to contact me, attempting to apologize and cozy up or whatever it is he wants. I told him to just leave me alone. I was tired of it. BUT NOW THIS SHIT SURFACES? HAH! Gods above I hope he didn’t spend his allowance on DDOS-ing the rest of y’all, because that shit was ANNOYING. He’d spend the allowance his mom would give him to pay people to DDOS our servers. Fun. Oh, AND HE THINKS that we are SO OBSESSED with him that we would be throwing shade at his ass on platforms we’d never even HEARD of.
I don’t have lodestone links, but after he left my FC for the LAST time (we gave him two tries) I kept up with his name changes for about a year and a half. and I shit you not, this person went through 18 free companies and 6 names in that time.
Freecompanies: 1. Sundown (SUN) 2. Aether corp (AETH) 3. Warlords of the Mist (MIST) 4. Zodiac (ZO) 5 cactuar adventuring (CacRP) 6 angel’s of Liliths (AoL) 7 light crusaders (LuxRP) 8 Free wing society (DOVE) 9 the moogle syndicate (M.O.G) (3 weeks) 10 Hardcore Elite Casuals (HEC) 11 Loveless (Lv-RP) 12 lights vengeance LIGHT -Master 13 Half_Baked_Heroes (HBH) 14 Cerberus (CBI) 15 Voix 16 Aetherflow MANA 17 The Anemos Circle ANMC 8-04-15 18 Tonberry Trading Corp (TB-RP)
Names: Leummi Vrae L'koliwe Khai Avira Alae Kiarri Tyata Azami Arai Sierra Nula
Then He left the server, or I got bored/tired of keeping up with it, but the file stayed tucked away on my computer and boy. BOY.
Billy, I see you STILL haven’t managed to make it out of your mothers support net to actually have human contact and realize that all of this shit that happens to you? Everyone PICKING ON YOU, and MAKING YOU FEEL BAD, is the direct result of YOUR OWN ACTIONS because people wont put up with that kind of shitty fucking behavior. and they arent PICKING on you. they’re standing up for themselves to a shithead who can’t see his own fuckery for how far he has his head up his own ass.
My advice to you, if you see this, and you PROBABLY WILL, BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN’T LET GO, is to unplug. Log out. Go outside. Get a job. deal with REAL people and build REAL social skills that your parents stopped you from developing because they always wanted to protect you. You don’t have a healthy mindset, at all. and you need to learn how to deal with people who don’t see eye to eye with you WITHOUT getting vitrolic and ugly.
you can’t blame this on your autism. you’re a grown ass man of 25-26 years old. you’re too old to be acting like a spoiled child. I knew that apology was baseless crocodile tears. I told your ass. I wouldn’t believe it till I seen it. and boy I’m seeing a LOT today.
P.S. Your overwatch game SUCKS ASS.
Looks like they’ve purged all their social medias except the Steam profile.
Your dashboard has been blessed by Dancing Hildibrand. May you find the sort of luck only our dear inspector seems to have.
I said I wasn’t gonna make a ship dynamics thing because I could only think of one common pattern in my ships… and then I just… kept thinking about it ^^;; I have a sneaking suspicion I’d come up with even more if I kept at it.
‘Course, a lot of these overlap, and they’re not all necessarily romantic dynamics - extremely competent teams are fun no matter what their relation to each other, and that “Adventurous & Voice of Reason” one in particular also works really good for platonic friends or siblings, imo
So in the spirit of that, here’s a bonus platonic dynamic that is nonetheless one of my favorites:
Children playing with Barbies in media: “This is Sally. She’s the mommy. She loves fashion, swimming, and she drives a convertible! She has a baby with Ken and sometimes they kiss.” OR “Look, I ripped Barbie’s head off! Ha ha ha! I’m a boy.”
Children playing with Barbies in real life: “This is Aurora, the fallen goddess of the sky. She has been banished from her kingdom and bound to a mortal body by her sister, who rose to power by human sacrifices. She now leads an army of cannibal water spirits who eat men. Sometimes they have orgies. They dismembered a traitor and keep her head on a Popsicle stick as a warning to others. Aurora can turn into a wolf and uses battle magic to paralyze her enemies. The king of the stuffed animals developed rabies and she had to slay him to save his people, but they do not understand that it was an act of mercy and kindness and are sending assassins after her for regicide. This is Aurora’s soulmate, Crystal, but her soul is trapped in a gemstone while an evil spirit pilots her body and attempts to murder her friends.”
….I’m weirdly proud that this post went viral because Aurora was a real character in my childhood games and I’m glad she’s been immortalized on the Internet.
Ship, this tragedy can’t get buried in the tags.
Dgsgsgaf we actually had a fight about the resurrection, because the original doll had been black, but my godsister only had one other black Barbie and it was old and starting to fall apart. I had a really cool South Africa princess Barbie that my aunt had given me, but I wasn’t supposed to take it out of the box, and my godsister insisted that it was only fair for me to give her my special untouchable Barbie to replace the one that had been lost.
We eventually decided that the character played by her Incan Barbie (the second prettiest she owned) would sacrifice herself so that her body could be used as the host of the original character’s soul, but we felt really bad about it because we really liked the Incan barbie’s first soul and missed playing her. My godsister later talked her mom into buying her her own South African Barbie, so things worked out, but I don’t think she ever forgave me for not handing over my toy in the first place.
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The Collection
TYPHON GATE RESEARCH
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MGP +50% starting next week! Rebagelling for posterity
Joker going to school now that Morgana is human
Made this for someone on Twitter
Age progression for @cinnamon-suncat ♥
Looking forward to seeing this getting stolen by one of the mobile games, adding “LEVEL 1, LEVEL 10, LEVEL 100″ on it.
Balmung 101
Quicksands “We aren’t rping we are just people watching” wall
The (Insert gross name here) bench
Oliver Nexus
Tiffaunie Fortemps
This is about it, this is what is behind the great secret gates…
Oliver nexus is a near permanent installation and we love him.
At least I do.
One time Oliver wasn’t at his post and i was genuinely worried.
Timeless (2016) S1E012 - The Murder of Jesse James
Bass Reeves, protrayed by Colman Domingo. Rufus Carlin, protrayed by Malcolm Barrett.
Watch it here , get Bass Reeves: Tales of the Talented Tenth here
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It’s true!
Source: X
Bass Reeves was so dedicated to the law, he even arrested his own son Bennie for the murder of his wife. Bennie was sentenced to life in prison. With over 3000 arrests, 14 kills, went his entire 32 year career in law enforcement without being shot once.
He was assigned to bring in the notorious female outlaw Belle Starr. Once she got wind who was after her she turned herself into the federal court.
Reeves was one of a few Marshalls who would venture into Indian territory *oklahoma*. After the age of 67 he retired in 1907. He enjoyed his short lived retirement as a police officer in Muskogee Oklahoma, his assigned beat had 0 crime reported until he died at the age of 71 of Bright’s disease.
He was one of the true gun slingers of the west.
I would expect nothing less from a man with such a magnificent mustache
I love the story of Bass Reeves!
One of his famous tactics was, if he was captured or in danger by a criminal he was hunting down, he would ask them to read a letter from his wife before they killed him. He used their distraction to free himself and get the upper hand.
He was also a freed slave. George Reeves, his owner and reason for his surname, took Bass with him to fight in the Civil War. However, George became violently angry after Bass beat him at a card game, and Bass was forced to fight him (or kill, on some accounts) in self defense.
After running away and entering Native American territory, Bass learned how to speak the languages of the ‘Five Civilized Tribes’ (Cherokee, Chickasaw, Choctaw, Muskogee, Seminole). This part of his life is where he mastered marksmanship. He got married and had a family after the Emancipation Proclamation was declared, and then later became a Marshal, going on the adventures listed above (and many more… Another famous criminal that Bass captured was Bob Dozier.)
He was the very first black US Marshal. May we never forget him, as history would suffer to lose such an outstanding figure.
Look she’s my main and I put her through too much not to draw her poor lil self okay!
Doing VRChat avatar commissions for Final Fantasy: XIV!
Ever wanted to bring your XIV character to life in VR? Now you can! I’m taking commissions on bringing player models into VRChat!
Commission sheet
Basic player character model – $90. Includes a full set of gear (head, body, arms, legs, feet), visemes, eye tracking, a blinking animation, and the default VRChat hand gestures. Not optimized for full-body tracking.
Advanced player character model – +$30. Includes the basic player character model’s features in addition to optional accessories (rings, wrists, neck, ears), movement of skirts and long tops with legs, and full-body tracking functionality.
Custom animations, mesh and texture editing, dynamic bone physics – Varies based on the complexity of what’s being asked. The more complex the request, the more I’ll ask.
Disclaimer: changing an avatar after progress has been made in its creation is incredibly difficult. Changes to your request must be made early in the creation process. Once a major amount of work has been put into an avatar, changing it is no longer feasible.
What I’ll need from you, the customer
Communication: questions, comments, and concerns regarding the creation process. In addition, if I need additional information to create your avatar, it’s vital that I can ask and get an answer from you as quickly as is reasonably possible.
What model you’re planning on commissioning: basic or advanced, with what optional features, explained in gratuitous detail.
A list of gear, and dyes affixed to that gear, if any.
Photo references of your character, including a photo of their head with all facial features enabled (scars, markings, etc.).
Any other pertinent information or requests for things not listed in this sheet.
Patience. The process of extracting assets from Final Fantasy: XIV and making them VRChat-ready is a long process. Rushing will result in a poor product, and quality is priority above all.
Once the model is ready to be ported into Unity for finishing work, I’ll request the first half of the total payment via PayPal.
After I’ve thoroughly tested and debugged the avatar to a finished state, I’ll ask that you join me on a private map so that you can verify its quality yourself. If you find the avatar acceptable, I’ll request payment in full, and upon receiving it, I’ll upload the avatar to your account.
Contact information
Discord (preferred): Nebby#1467
VRChat: Jehni
Tumblr: Link
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there