Tricksters make this world

Johanna. Late twenties. I'm Swedish, so nothing you can do to me will be worse than January Instagram  

[the-lost-lamb]

Madonna and Child by Lucas Cranach the Elder 1529. detail

[theradioghost]

i don't think I say it enough these days but the platypus is unquestionably the best animal on earth. no nipples. lays eggs. what has been argued to be the single most painful venemous sting in existence (inb4 the pain index guy didn't test it because 1. he was only doing bugs and 2. the pain has been known to last for years). no stomach, don't need it. delete those genes. use the space for five pairs of sex chromosomes that don't work like the sex chromosomes of literally any other living thing and maybe don't even determine their sex. ability to sense electricity. made scientists angry and confused and excited and have continued doing so to this day. excellent signals for the health of a water ecosystem. cute as FUCK

"the animal of all time" -- zoologist Mervyn Griffiths

[eldritchsquared]

a customer today looked at me, said “y’know? i think you’ll appreciate this,” and pulled his shirt down to show me his supernatural tattoo. calling me a slur would’ve been easier

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

[reticent-vampire]

literally

[thecollectibles]

Art by Jakub Rebelka

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

armand confessing to stalking daniel for 52 years, panicking when daniel doesn't find it romantic, and basically yelling LESTAT FUCKS HIS MOM!!! to divert to attention off his feelings. incredible.

[1five1two]

Speiredonia spectans, the granny's cloak moth, is a moth of the family Erebidae.

[thrandilf]

"It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works." -Terry Pratchett, The Wee Fee Men

[carolsturka]

actors STOP getting BOTOX it is your literal JOB to move that FOREHEAD

[argylegiant-deactivated20200112]

[dragongirlsweetie]

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier

[dragongirlsweetie]

after a few months they would just run out of guys to make president. nobody would wanna do it they'd be like i don't want to get a heart attack no thank you

[petrofiedpuppy]

i know absolute power corrupts absolutely or whatever but i think we can trust tooie with this one its fineeee.

[dragongirlsweetie]

im literally green

[queenoftheimps]

Louis: yeah so i've been paying this girl in like a sugar daddy situation except its to be claudia except its not not kind of got a weird vibe because she's hooking up with a friend of hers who pretends to be madeleine and i held her hand while she was forcibly frozen and i don't know if that's weird or not Lestat: I got shot like six times last month Louis: this isn't about you

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[robotlyra]

The reason why McConnell is currently ambiguously dead is because KY law was recently amended to state that a vacant senate seat must be filled by a special election, but previously, the duty to fill a vacant senate seat was by appointment of the current governor. The present KY gov is a Democrat, and has the means to challenge the special elections rule in the state supreme court, under the argument that it is unconstitutional to governor's power as outlined in the KY state constitution. So given the risk of a Dem appointee who would become an incumbent to challenge, or a special election race in the middle of the Mamdani Endorsement DemSoc run on congressional seats, McConnell will remain in quantum superposition between life and death until there is no longer a risk of his republican power being challenged.

Which... you know, really is life in the American Fascist Era in a nutshell: a questionably dead or dying racist lich refusing to reliquinsh the ability to make all our lives miserable

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[stealingpotatoes]

making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it

(commission info // tip jar!)

[mwagneto]

one of orbán's main propaganda news network, m1, has stopped playing news entirely. instead it's just showing white text on a black bg that reads

"Public media shouldn't lie. We apologise that we've been doing that for many long years! Public media will now transform, in order to make sure that it's independent and authentic in the future. News broadcasting is temporarily on hold. Stay with us!"

a lot of things these past few months have felt historical but being able to turn my tv on at home and look at this is something else. like this is real everyone's seeing this. it's really happening

[mwagneto]

they said programming would resume at 19:56 but they'd start playing movies instead of news so i waited to see what movie they'd play

THEY'RE PLAYING THE WITNESS 1969 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭