Tricksters make this world

Johanna. Late twenties. I'm Swedish, so nothing you can do to me will be worse than January Instagram  

[weirdlandtv]

Illustration for HEDGEHOG’S HOME (1949) by Vilko Gliha Selan.

[wizzard890]

lestat: what if there was a great female vampire who was immensely powerful but needed me? what if she was made of stone so she could never leave or say something cruel or sit up or go anywhere without her keeper (me) her caretaker (also me) her child (me!!)? what if I showed her things that were interesting and exciting to me and she responded in ways I could construe as approving? what if the only thing I knew about her is that she is the progenitor of us all and I had no choice but to devote my life to caring for her and keeping track of her nightmarish fragility that could doom us all even though she has never asked for it because (again) she can't speak or protest?

also lestat: my relationship with my mother is fine.

[ashenmind]

good lord this thing is useless

[fishmech]

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

[dragongirltongue]

Happy horse on mars day

[fairycosmos]

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

[talonabraxas]

The Swan Maidens by Walter Crane, 1894

[fuckyeahstamps-blog]

[qqueenofhades]

In other news, apparently Mitch McConnell is at death's fuckin door.

You know what to do, people.

[qqueenofhades]

Mitch McConnell's Office Won't Confirm If He's Conscious

[qqueenofhades]

Everyone in my notes right now:

[official-kircheis]

[geryone]

Written on the Body, Jeanette Winterson

[trickstersmakethisworld]

The water was cold as fuck

[play-now-my-lord]

Just saw a post talking about "having a superiority complex over not watching Disney live action movies" and I was like damn, the bar for superiority is pretty low these days. Just the other day I saw an open single-serve slice of American cheese lying on the sidewalk and I didn't roll it up and shove it down my gullet without chewing like a hungry duck, I guess that makes me a genius who stands above the vulgar masses like a god

[sorrrowfull]

[sunny-side3]

iconic

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[geeoharee]

for the benefit of those not used to football chants, the tunes here are (in order) 'I can drive a tractor' -- This Old Man 'We want our ball back' -- La Donna è Mobile (intermission: wild cheering) 'We paid for your hats' -- Sloop John B 'Let's pretend we scored a goal' -- Cwm Rhondda 'Is there a fire drill' -- La Donna è Mobile (again) 'We lose every week' -- Sloop John B (again)

This is actually a remarkably good sample. It's basically this and a few pop songs that individual clubs have adopted.

[cuppydogshane]

also im sorry that youve never had an emotionally intense friendship that confused other people including you and the other person. its really thrilling. hope you can experience it some day

[maculategiraffe]

the thing is that every time they invent a new thing that everybody has to be able to do to get along in society, that also involves making some people disabled who weren't before, because they can't do the thing. and they never could do the thing, but it didn't used to be a disability.

driving a car. making a phone call. navigating the internet. getting a mortgage. you know? they keep adding new things that everybody has to be able to do or else there's something wrong with you. well maybe there's something wrong with driving a car. maybe it's a hideous activity. did they ever think of that

[derinthescarletpescatarian]