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Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this
i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'
i love how everyone on this website is kind of pathetic it brings such a sense of understanding and community
🍰 mutual1 jan 32, 2025 - 3:14PM
just had a panic attack mid jerkoff sesh. killing myself goodbye forever #vent #nsfw #<- unless you work at the jacking off store i guess
🎥 mutual2 jan 32, 2025 - 3:09PM
[gif from a movie from 1938]
🐕 mutual3 jan 32, 2025 - 3:07PM
everything is so scary does anyone even know what to do #i hate it here!!!!!!!!!!
🌈 mutual4 jan 32, 2025 - 3:02PM
[gif from house md]
🧍🏻♂️ mutual5 jan 32, 2025 - 2:58PM
thinking of watching tv today #i <3 tv show yayyayayyayy
🏹 mutual6 jan 32, 2025 - 2:52PM
I <3 TRANSGENDER!!!!!!!!!!
🩸 mutual7 jan 32, 2025 - 2:49PM
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🌧️ mutual8 jan 32, 2025 - 2:41PM
[9-paragraph-long analysis of blorbo from their shows] #does this make sense ?? #analysis #myshows
🐏 australianmutual jan 32, 2025 - 2:38PM
still cant sleep. its 5am rn :( #insomniaposting
🍓 mutual9 jan 32, 2025 - 2:35PM
if i dont finish this essay in time there will be bloodshed #dont EVER go to college. evil here.theres assignmence
🧪 mutual10 jan 32, 2025 - 2:31PM
in the hospital again :P #third time this month. lets all die
⛪️ mutual11 jan 32, 2025 - 2:27PM
i have GOT to fuck a priest sacreligious style #nsft #please please please. on my knees for more than one reason if ur picking up what im putting down #get it . because
🦅 americanmutual jan 32, 2025 - 2:24PM
i fucking love burger
🔮 mutual12 jan 32, 2025 - 2:21pm
i hate taylor swift
🪩 mutual13 jan 32, 2025 - 2:20PM
i love taylor swift
🎸 mutual14 jan 32, 2025 - 2:17PM
i miss gerard babygirl come back please come back #MISS GERARDDDDDD :(
🐝 mutual15 jan 32, 2025 - 2:14PM
[image of 2 men standing across the room from each other] They were in love here ... #do u think they ever explored each others bodies
🧊 mutual16 jan 32, 2025 - 2:09PM
i thionk i might be aromantic .
⛏️ mutual17 jan 32, 2025 - 2:02PM
i have beenplaying minecraft. for 17 hours straight
💜 mutual18 jan 32, 2025 - 1:59PM
considering intensive outpatient again #2025 resolution is to Not kill myself its going bad. iop save me
🪐 mutual19 jan 32, 2025 - 1:55PM
I <3 MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!
🦈 mutual20 jan 32, 2025 - 1:52PM
has anybody noticed that the world is so scary and bad
i just feel really at home here
we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…
My old person take today is that I feel like people have normalized being on your phone every single moment including when you're spending "quality" time with others so much that they're defensive if someone isn't ok with it. Yes, you have a problematic relationship with your phone and social media if you physically cannot put it down for a couple of hours to like, have dinner with your friends. It's a show of respect for other people's time and energy as well as important to be present and connect with people around you. Your parents who told you no phone at the table were right for that one.
proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up
saw a post about this earlier but it made me think: tumblr really is the only social media site where I go on and have a good time and then carry on with my day. I know it's completely curated because there are some awful people here but that (the curation) in itself is a privilege of the site. Every other social media site is designed to make you angry for more engagement
it’s actually crazy how passion and sincerity is the answer
you see yourself on the jumbotron and you are covered in blood and smiling very very wide
“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”
Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.
“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”
Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.
“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”
You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?
One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.
The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.
And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.
And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.
chasing cars by snow patrol really hits harder everytime i listen to it like,, what if i DID just lay here???? would u lie with me and just forget the world??????? please???????????
Younger folk are getting really good at spotting AI slop, to the consternation of marketing execs.
Found on Mastodon.
someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful
a linguist is analyzing it
i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog
the countermeasure to dehumanisation is not sexualisation. the countermeasure is to treat the other person with respect and dignity actually.
i don't care if you wanna fuck fat people or hairy people or trans people or the elderly or disabled people or whatever. can you treat them like human beings
this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them
right after i posted this it worked. complaining has gotten me everywhere in life