Under penalty of court martial I order you to explain to me how you were able to beam aboard the ship while moving at warp?

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Origami Around
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@triplexpoint
Under penalty of court martial I order you to explain to me how you were able to beam aboard the ship while moving at warp?
The captain has spoken.
Sherlock & John: Being a couple part two (the not so good)
Bonus:
oh my god it’s true…jim does know how to make flower crowns and he does make them and put them on people’s heads. this is canon. 100%
OH MY GOD (x)
My brother got his PhD and this is what he is proud of
InStyle magazine, March 2014
source: TCPN
Okay. I’m going to have to talk about this.
1) Listen to him talk about clothes. My word, but someone’s into fashion! Did we know that? I don’t think I knew that. I’d always thought of Zach as the clothes-horse/fashionista of the two (at least in his own mind—*cough* stripe problem *cough*). But check out Mr. “I Don’t Like An Overly Designed Shoulder” here. And the denim thing….I have no words.
2) “I like the ritual of shaving,” he says. What I’m taking away from this is that suedescripture is a goddamn genius and that in another universe, “On Edge” is a reality. (And I want to go to there.)
3) Is it my imagination, or is he playing the pronoun game? He actively rejects the “what kind of woman are you looking for” question (“What kind of woman am I attracted to? Really? Can I just say I like what most human beings want?”) and then when he does answer the question he avoids feminine pronouns entirely. Instead of “when I’m kissing a woman” he says “when I’m kissing someone”; instead of “the makeup that’s on her face” he says “the makeup that’s on their face.” He did that when Ellen asked a similar question last year, too. (And, weirdly, Ellen seems to stumble over using the word “woman” when she asks the question in the first place. Seriously, check it out—it’s at about 2:50 in the video, and it’s a weird moment.)
Look, I’m not trying to get all tinhatty here. I don’t think he’s in a relationship with Zachary Quinto (more’s the pity). But as a bisexual person who spent a long time not out and partially-out, I know the kind of subtle verbal evasions you get good at doing smoothly. You have to be looking for them to see them, and I feel like I see them here. And there are any number of possible explanations for that! But one of those possible explanations is that his sexuality is more complicated than people assume.
I rather resent it when people say Uhura didn’t do anything but say, ‘Hailing frequencies open.’ That’s not true. It demeans my status. Uhura represented womanhood and the breakthrough of cross-racial representation. She represented dignity and intelligence, and no one can take that away from her, or me.
Nichelle Nichols in Starlog, February 1992. (via admiralpulaski)
A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.
#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA
"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."
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i’m crying
#[opens donations to buy this man a comb]
you can dream, but he won’t use it.
The first goal scored on 2014 World Cup is scored by Brazil and against Brazil what even
a world cup in brazil, by brazil, for brazil and against brazil
Numnumnum
Vulcans are not ticklish.
…Well, full Vulcans, anyway.
1999, Nokia
all I really want in life is a weeaboo vs anglophile death match
IN THIS CORNER, ORIENTALISM AND BUTCHERED JAPANESE!
AND IN THIS CORNER, BRITISH IMPERIALISM AND BENDYDICK CUMMERBUND!
WEEABOO VS. TEABOO.
ONLY ONE CULTURAL FETISH MAY LEAVE.
#The Outcome: Black Butler
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