The Triumphant Tripolar Bear

The page of a polar bear who found her puppy~ I post things related to Adventure Time, animals, Avatar, Pokemon, Supernatural, Animal Crossing and basically anything I think is funny or interesting. ..................... On occasion, I do talk about some personal stuff because I like the anonymity of Tumblr. It's not something constant, but just a warning. This is a personal blog, not a dedicated to a certain theme blog, sorry :x ......................... I am a *pretty* active blog that posts in bulk intermittently!........ Friend Code: 1907-7977-9371

[awwww-cute]

When you’re mad about something and tell your mom about it and she gets mad too (Source: http://ift.tt/2iXFJcO)

[cognitivedissonance]

I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for $0. #ThanksObama

[darthmobius]

LIES.

that came from taxes I paid.

[cognitivedissonance]

Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in the mail. War comes from taxes you paid, and I personally dislike the amount I pay going for that… Maybe we should check “yes” or “no” on our 1040 forms this year for allocation of tax dollars.

I’m sorry you think I’m lying, but I’m not. I qualified for the Medicaid expansion under the ACA, which is partially funded through taxpayer revenue. I don’t think the IRS mailed you a letter saying, “Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah! This year’s tax dollars went to pay for medicine for poor people mwahahaha!” Who knows? Maybe YOUR portion of tax dollars went to a Hellfire missile that took out a village in Afghanistan. Ooh, how exciting for you!

Comfort yourself with that thought as I use my inhaler, which I would not have been able to afford without the ACA.

[lesbianshepard]

#gonna need obamacare to afford treatment for that burn jackass

[tacno-belle]

what the fuck is wrong with Americans who aren’t on board with free healthcare. I’m Canadian and I don’t care that I pay extra taxes so a little boy in Alberta can have open heart surgery, or an elderly man in Nova Scotia can get the heart medication he desperately needs. It’s called taking care of your people. I’m glad I pay so that people can have a good quality of life. It’s called being a decent fucking human being.

[cognitivedissonance]

This ↑

[lilsi100]

UK agrees! 

[adam807]

Well this seems worth reposting this week.

[cognitivedissonance]

This post from three years ago received the most notes of anything I’ve put up here.

Fun fact:

After getting this medicine, I got back up on my feet and got a temp job, which then led to me getting a full time job I’ve had for three years. I haven’t been eligible for Medicaid since September of 2014. I have a great policy I purchased on the state exchange. I paid federal taxes in 2015 and 2016 gladly.

And now these spineless, heartless, greedy, craven, Nazi-humping shitheels want to take it away from all of us. Call your representatives. Make your voices heard. The repeal has already begun. But it’s still not too late.

[iguanamouth]

I've been thinking a lot about water dragons but that are like, manta rays? Dragon rays? Manta dragons? Does this have potential or no???

I THINK IT DOES YEAH

single manta ray dragons are often found hiding among schools of actual mantas, and usually its only their head shape when seen from above that gives them away. despite the name, their similarities to actual manta rays are mostly superficial - instead of filter feeding, theyre avid hunters that use short bursts of speed to catch fish unawares, and they can be fiercely territorial about the schools of rays they swim with

( they ended up looking really similar to skyweiners whale shark dragons h h hah a)

[iguanamouth]

celestialcyanide submitted: Do with this as you wish……..

finally my theory that the dinosaurs went extinct because they were too busy making out is gaining traction

[iguanamouth]

REALLY good

[blazedbbyy]

my favorite scene in the whole tv history

[lamboocalrissian-deactivated202]

the only sad thing about this scene being in picture form is that you can’t hear the way Garcia says “Quantico”. Kwan-tee-co.

[mhalachai]

the best 90 seconds of television ever filmed

[awwheartno-deactivated20170228]

This is seriously amazing.

[autumngracy]

Hello yes 911 I just witnessed a fucking murder

[bob-belcher]

[weloveshortvideos]

Jump!!

[busket]

she did a great job

[awwww-cute]

Family Christmas picture photobomb

[antiandrogen]

those assholes ruined this dogs selfie

[videos4whatsapp]

[robotlyra]

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

[ryanpanos]

Oscar Wilde’s Lipstick-Covered Tomb | Via

The practice started in the late 1990s, when somebody decided to leave a lipstick kiss on the tomb. Since then lipstick kisses and hearts have been joined by a rash of red graffiti containing expressions of love, such as: “Wilde child we remember you”, “Keep looking at the stars” and “Real beauty ends where intellect begins”. Kissing Oscar’s tomb on the Paris tourist circuit has become a cult pastime.

A fine of €9,000 ($12,000) was imposed on anyone caught kissing or damaging the historical monument, but it had no effect. It was hard to catch people in the act, and most culprits were tourists who were long gone before the police could bring them to court. Appeals from Wilde’s grandson Merlin Holland to stop the practice also fell on deaf ears. A plaque asking fans to respect the tomb instead of defacing it went in vain.

Meanwhile, those greasy red lipstick stains seeped into the stone making it harder and harder to clean. Every cleaning eroded a layer of stone rendering it even more porous, so the next cleaning had to go even deeper and wear away the stone even more.

[philip-ham]

I have no idea why anyone would believe Oscar Wilde isn’t delighted by this.

[sillyraycyrus]

my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her

[notchicken]

When will your friends ever

[annedanne]

[tooquirkytolose]

Could you imagine someone stocking up on crystal Pepsi and then selling it on eBay at ridiculously high prices? And someone buys it, but they don’t open it, it’s just a cool thing for show. What they don’t know is the eBay seller drank the delicious clear cola and replaced it with water, then sealed the bottle seamlessly. But the eBay buyer doesn’t know, because they’re never gonna open it…it’s the perfect crime.

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[devptel]

i remember i used to watch bear in the big blue house everyday when i was little and he always does that smelling thing in the beginning and one time he sniffed and went ‘you smell like ham and cheese’ and i was eating a ham and cheese sandwich so i cried and never watched the show again  because i thought he could actually smell me