[iraffiruse]

[mercys-wife-deactivated20180515]

I JUST CHOKED ON MY WATER

[mutes-duct-tape-deactivated2024]

[memethroughtime]

Chonk

[yeeowch]

“weird” is just a setting on my dryer

[iamoutofideas]

whats it do?

[rainbowgazes-archive]

makes the clothes wetter

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

That is weird

[strawberry-goth-boy]

🍓✨

[yeeowch]

the fuck u want?

[seabassapologist]

[thefrogman]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

The elusive red dot.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Hotel rooms make you somehow simultaneously feel the cleanest and dirtiest you’ve ever been.

[saltystarss]

[only-cute-animals]

[awwww-cute]

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

[ssnniixx]

Ships as “i love you”

Camren “sometimes words are not enough to describe how much i love you”

Wayhaught “you’re my safe place”

Clexa “after all these years?”

“always”

Swanqueen “i love hate you”

Choni “you make me a better person”

Posie ”you’re a bitch”

“no, i’m yours”

Bechloe “what is soulmates?”

“we”

Brittana “you are the only person I want to spend my life with”

Supercorp “i’m not falling for you: failed”

Karmy “you’re my Prince Charming Princess”

[thebootydiaries]

when i get my paycheck and its $3 more than usual

[despazito]

the posture of a man

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

he wears. a t shirt

[mollyspurg]

I saw that ad on facebook for customizable crazy straws and i didn’t even think i just smashed the purchase button and 2 weeks and $15 later this arrived at my house 

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

OP where’s the link

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Where’s the fucking link

[d0gbl0g]

[powerburial]

What does noon to afternoon mean?

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

12:00-12:01

He dips his hands in wet cement and then goes home. He does this every day. Just for his dog.

[elisamaza]

y’all

a mutual of mine

suddenly has posts on their blog

with links to “find women to have sex with”

my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE

tumblr just got even worse

[elisamaza]

on that note PLEASE let me know if i’m suddenly posting random pictures of women with a link underneath the photo. don’t click the link, just FYI.

[elisamaza]

i do suggest reblogging this in case someone sees this happening to someone else they follow

[sleepybiflinge]

O shit i unfollowed a few because I assumed they were taken over by bots!!! If that’s one of y’all, let me know holy shit.

[art-woonz]

Willow Art By: @anna_and_the_willow

Instagram: @artwoonz

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

A Somali Red cheats at a cat show by getting cozy with the judge

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

i love that the judge can’t resist giving this fluffo a smooch, thats exactly what i would do if i was a cat technician

[3-l4l59]

cat technician

[hotboyproblems]

this made me burst out laughing