Clumsy Ninja for Hire

My SR blog is @boss-honey and my aesthetic blog is @drive-by-aesthetics. Instagram is @tripping_shadow.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[yurimartyr]

wait this is like 100 notes i thought it was like 100k

[yurimartyr]

GIRLLL IN 3 MINUTES THE NOTE COUNT DOUBLED THIS IS SCARY.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

if there's one thing this website loves it's watching someone shoot themself in the dick

[funwave]

Silly little clown game make brain go brr

[redlipstickresurrected]

Léo Forest Leo Forest (b. 1985, based Paris, France) - Chat, 2023, Drawings: Pencil, Charcoal, Pastel on Paper

[audryt]

This is the most perfect depicition of a cat debate I've ever seen.

[mxbutchtwink]

Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from

[c3rvida3]

Got a couple asks about breaking my promise of keeping this blog a positive space, so I wanted to say: I'm sorry for saying that I hope a deer tramples Texas governor Greg Abbott into a pile of hamburger. I only said it because I feel that way and hope that it happens. Love and light.

[urfavhatesterfs]

this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

This is the cutest thing ever. Godzilla says trans rights.

[kitt-the-werefox]

GODZILLA OFFICIAL???

[sciencebees]

[trippingshadow]

Less than 72 hours left on my friends kickstarter and they are almost there!!! If you are interested in a grimpunk 1930s themed tabletop, check out Acheron. Thank you for any support or shares!

http://kck.st/3ijyXMr

Acheron: A Grimpunk tabletop RPG

Acheron is a 1930s Grimpunk tabletop role-playing game where you must sacrifice your humanity to fight against the evils of the world.

[trippingshadow]

Whitney Guzman

🚨🚨🚨Voting ends today at 12pm!! 😱🎃👻Please click the picture and like the actual picture to vote for little Jameson!! Share if you can to help

Could yall vote for my friends dog?

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

old punk rock song: 1 2 3 LETS GO igkajk kg fgjdf kjgdkjh kdl kdfhgfkkhfgh swdfkjskghf ??? SHAKFJGHAUFGNHFHNDGH !!!

me: this slaps hard

[2000ish]

[adornedacorn]

This might be the best thing I’ve ever seen

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

I refuse to stop reblogging this

[bismuth]

new dove short featuring stevonnie!

[ravenwolfie97]

I AM THOROUGHLY IMPRESSED THAT THEY GOT THIS OUT THERE

[suits]

when ur homie’s lung collapses 

is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)

[karolinasrainbows]

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

[loneredballoon]

😂

[ayoaprell]

This was deadass cute though 😂

[hungobungo-moved]

outfit idea:

[waspinfested]

female armor in videogames

[isa-ghost]

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

[alsolucimorningstar812]

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

[isa-ghost]

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

[alsolucimorningstar812]

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

[charlioak]

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

[lesbian-bookworm]

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

[five-flats]

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

[slayerbuffy]

[porcupine-girlier]

… Was this just Kate McKinnon doing an improv riff on her feelings about Gillian Anderson?

[fireflyfish]

In which Kate McKinnon is all of us. 

[worldcircus]

Young Kate McKinnon Dressed Up as Agent Scully for Halloween Early 1990’s . Their meeting was destiny .

[softbrah]

This scene was the most represented I’ve ever felt in a movie.

[alwaysbewoke]

[injuries-in-dust]

Check history, this is literally what the Nazis did!