maybe this will make me famous

[tritoincol]

Does the US government have a contingency plan in case of a Superman situation? Imagine if a meteor lands on earth and out comes a guy who can fly, has unbreakable skin, heat vision, the strength of Hercules, X ray vision and super hearing, how do you combat that? The US definitely ain't signing peace treaties with them, they'd try to capture and study Superman. Which is nearly impossible. What's their plan? Can the tech the US has combat Superman in case he goes rogue? Do they have something planned for this scenario?

[shivroygirls]

goodbye succession (2018-2023) and thank you for giving us the best scene in television history

[shivroygirls]

goodbye succession (2018-2023) and thank you for giving us the best scene in television history

[tritoincol]

My phone just fell and the screen cracked. I've carried my phone around without a screen protector for the past 3 years and never had a single scratch on it. Today was different. Cause my friend accidentally kicked it across 3 feet of asphalt. And now the edge is gone, I've lost all will to live

[tritoincol]

With all these AI chatbots on texting apps imagine sexting and calling in AI to make it spicier and it says some corny ass shit

[tritoincol]

What quitting Twitter did to me is that I don't have the urge to type down all my thoughts so now it's just silent up there and it gets scary sometimes

[batshit-auspol]

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

[tritoincol]

Rest in peace legend

[tritoincol]

Going on a roadtrip with a friend I haven't seen in 6 years. I'm so scared he'll judge my music taste

[tritoincol]

Prettiest picture I've ever taken.

Taken on my Pixel 4a, December 24 2022

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[soulsistrin]

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

[liifeintechniicolour]

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

[blazefirefox]

@corrupteddoodles

[limerencs]

fairy glen, isle of skye, scotland

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[wafflesmcgeesus]

I reblog this everytime it comes on my dash and I’m unashamed

[tritoincol]

I have never had Capri Sun. I don't know if it's worth all the hype. But it's my girlfriend's entire childhood so I don't want it to change nor will I ever support any slander

[tritoincol]

Deadpool and Wolverine is the same as jingling keys in front of a baby in a car to make it happy while the car runs off a cliff. No plot, no consistency, stuff just happens. But then, Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds just outdo themselves and hold the movie together so strong that you're ready to forgive it's shortcomings. And the cameos. So many cameos. Most of them are worthwhile and mean something. Some cameos I couldn't have guessed in my wildest fever dreams. It's amazing what a paycheck can do.

4/5, shut your brain off, have a heck of a time

[tritoincol]

Envy

[tritoincol]

[tritoincol]

I miss @thebootydiaries and @unclefather