Tritwo

Is......this how it normally is within the admin business iris....y'know with me still being new to demoted to this miserable role you lot so very lovingly want to get the hell out of which i now understand why!

slopmothertwo

Howdy there Mother you can probably guess who this is from my Howdy....Uhm i've been meaning to ask you this where exactly did i come from since you seem to have records from whenever every admin was created or mascot or whatever aaand before you ask why i dont go and look for it myself the parent company kiiiiiiiinda suspended my powers and demoted me to admin....permanently. If you have no idea too thats fine i've been meaning to go against the parent companies rules and try n find stuff which they dont want me to so i may or may not go looking into the old archives despite me not having a high enough rank to go into there i really dont care what happens to me all i want to know is where i came from! -Tri

Oh, Tri! It's nice to hear about you, I think you were supposed to be a mascot. I feel like we keep cycling through mascot ideas every month... it's probably better to look through the archives, not even I can remember everything.

Thanks mother but i already knew i was supposed to be a mascot but i'm wondering how i was made and who my creators were since i 100% know that Lou is NOT my dad and i dont know who my mother if i ever had one is either(Thanks for filling in that role though i greatly appreciate that)Now since i dont have to do alot of work since the kid i was assigned too is back at school may i come and visit you?Since well i just miss chatting n stuff and i feel like it'd be great to catch up on stuff!

wip-two

Howdy WIP now i've been wondering now that i'm stuck as an admin permanently and had my powers suspended so i cant access alot of files in the Gamefuna systems....did you create me or am i older than you am i one of those mystery children?If so i guess it would be fun trying to figure out where i came from instead of shouting at an 11 year old for messing up simple code but since i'm not allowed to swear it kiddie censors it and uses brainrot language cuz i swear our parent company hates me or smth. -The previous mascot of gamefuna,Tri

Hmmmmm, no clue! I don’t have a good memory of all npcs, I think that slop lady knows more the NPCs than I do.

Thank you either way WIP i'm......okay you know what im going to be positive from now on and try to get along with the rest of you admins since i'm going to be stuck with you lot. I'm fortunately going to be seeing you around the place and you're fortunately probably going to be seeing me so i hope we can chat sometime maybe get a drink...idk how people get along in this company oki doki toodles now WIP i shall go and ask my parental figure that i call my "Mother" despite her not actually being my Mother!

slopmothertwo

MOTHERRRRR!!!!! HOWDY TRI HERE UHM......serious thing here which is rare from me as you know....uhm i'm having trouble making friends and i'm starting to think no one likes me or see's me as evil do you have any advice on how to help?....Please! -Sincerely, Tri

Maybe soften your voice? No offense but you tend to come off as a bit… brash? Too harsh? At times…

#Wish you were still here at the building #I miss having someone to at least talk to

I mean I try to but I'm quite literally coded to be all hyper and loud and I don't want to be seen as a buzzkill to other admins or be like them I want to be different but then it's hard trying to make friends with them and also I don't think they like me because I'm the mascot and you and me both know how people chat about their peers within this godforsaken company. Also I don't think they like me because I have a fragment of the you know what within me....OH also uhm since you're sadly not apart of this company now I think?(I'm trying to get you back promise!)I can tell you that there's 3 of me's existing!!!! There's the original me down in the basement of Gamefuna hooked up to billions of machines and is forced to process a bunch of information so I guess she's just a thinking machine she's a bit of a bitch aswell....and then there's lil ol ai me you know me and I believe you've met the women who voiced me who now thinks she's me?

OLD MAN OLD MAN!!!!!! I forgot who let you out of the nursing home again also hows the legs doing buddy? -Tri P.S I left a fleshball under your bed it should be awake and screaming right now because it didn't consent to existing but i made it exist oki doki bye bye now gramps!

...Who in the world are you? What are you saying?

Howdy there i'm the mascot for our beloved company gamefuna i hope you're having a jolly time with......your....void......brain parasite child anyways i'm mainly here not to know how you got out of the nursing home but because i've been following a virus that's been making problems up in HQ and i tracked it to the void so i was going to kindly ask if i can get invitation to join the void please! -Tri

...I was never in a nursing home. I've been in the inn the entire time, I've never left. What are you on?

And I don't control the void, dimwit. I live in a corner of the damn thing for devs sakes! How much do they shelter the damn people who work there, devs above..

Oh I know you don't control the void I was just asking permission because I'm nicer than those cooperate clods ahem......Irving who lemme just say I HATE! I mean unluckily for him though I came back after he shot me! Uh anyways getting off track I was going to ask if I could kindly use your Inn as a place to sleep and stay while i hunt for this thing in the void pretty please!

...Are you insane? Are you actually fucking stupid? You sound like it.

No. No you don't get to stay in my inn. You're another swooped up bootlicker who works with that damned company. I bombed that damn place- who do you think I am?

If you come close to this damned inn I'll have you brutalized, like I threaten every other damn worker who tries to come here. I've killed many before, I'll kill again.

Hm well lets make a deal then I bring you whatever the hell you want and in return I get to stay in the Inn! It can be anything private information? Yep I can get that for you! Mysteries of your whole entire existence? I can also get that for you! Look just allow me to stay at the Inn and I'll get the entirety of Gamefuna off of your back hopefully if they'll listen to me if not I'm sorry buuuuut I can offer your Inn protection from Gamefuna if anything were to ever happen also yes I'm willing to go against my company for this deal! Does this sound like a fair deal to you or are you going to be stubborn and not take the deal because you think you can fight for and defend yourself?

...I'm going to say this again.

Stay the hell away from my Inn. I don't care what you say, I don't care how you bribe me. Buzz off.

Alriiiight fine I wont stop by geez goddamn old people thinking they can do everything themselves hope your Inn gets destroyed and or infiltrated by gamefuna toodles!!!!!

OLD MAN OLD MAN!!!!!! I forgot who let you out of the nursing home again also hows the legs doing buddy? -Tri P.S I left a fleshball under your bed it should be awake and screaming right now because it didn't consent to existing but i made it exist oki doki bye bye now gramps!

...Who in the world are you? What are you saying?

Howdy there i'm the mascot for our beloved company gamefuna i hope you're having a jolly time with......your....void......brain parasite child anyways i'm mainly here not to know how you got out of the nursing home but because i've been following a virus that's been making problems up in HQ and i tracked it to the void so i was going to kindly ask if i can get invitation to join the void please! -Tri

...I was never in a nursing home. I've been in the inn the entire time, I've never left. What are you on?

And I don't control the void, dimwit. I live in a corner of the damn thing for devs sakes! How much do they shelter the damn people who work there, devs above..

Oh I know you don't control the void I was just asking permission because I'm nicer than those cooperate clods ahem......Irving who lemme just say I HATE! I mean unluckily for him though I came back after he shot me! Uh anyways getting off track I was going to ask if I could kindly use your Inn as a place to sleep and stay while i hunt for this thing in the void pretty please!

...Are you insane? Are you actually fucking stupid? You sound like it.

No. No you don't get to stay in my inn. You're another swooped up bootlicker who works with that damned company. I bombed that damn place- who do you think I am?

If you come close to this damned inn I'll have you brutalized, like I threaten every other damn worker who tries to come here. I've killed many before, I'll kill again.

Hm well lets make a deal then I bring you whatever the hell you want and in return I get to stay in the Inn! It can be anything private information? Yep I can get that for you! Mysteries of your whole entire existence? I can also get that for you! Look just allow me to stay at the Inn and I'll get the entirety of Gamefuna off of your back hopefully if they'll listen to me if not I'm sorry buuuuut I can offer your Inn protection from Gamefuna if anything were to ever happen also yes I'm willing to go against my company for this deal! Does this sound like a fair deal to you or are you going to be stubborn and not take the deal because you think you can fight for and defend yourself?

OLD MAN OLD MAN!!!!!! I forgot who let you out of the nursing home again also hows the legs doing buddy? -Tri P.S I left a fleshball under your bed it should be awake and screaming right now because it didn't consent to existing but i made it exist oki doki bye bye now gramps!

...Who in the world are you? What are you saying?

Howdy there i'm the mascot for our beloved company gamefuna i hope you're having a jolly time with......your....void......brain parasite child anyways i'm mainly here not to know how you got out of the nursing home but because i've been following a virus that's been making problems up in HQ and i tracked it to the void so i was going to kindly ask if i can get invitation to join the void please! -Tri

...I was never in a nursing home. I've been in the inn the entire time, I've never left. What are you on?

And I don't control the void, dimwit. I live in a corner of the damn thing for devs sakes! How much do they shelter the damn people who work there, devs above..

Oh I know you don't control the void I was just asking permission because I'm nicer than those cooperate clods ahem......Irving who lemme just say I HATE! I mean unluckily for him though I came back after he shot me! Uh anyways getting off track I was going to ask if I could kindly use your Inn as a place to sleep and stay while i hunt for this thing in the void pretty please!

Hey. This is totally not the janitor. Can you please find out who’s been stuffing rubber duckies in the vents and ask them to stop?

Uhmmmm no thats not my job also i know who and i aint no rat so >:P

Is it you?

Like I said I aint no rat now how about you get your tiny little minimum wage ass back to cleaning the toilets before I get you fired and or worse!

Okay then.

Oh no we have another janitor she does a better job than you she's nice to be around aswell unlike you mr buzz kill oh also we pay her more than you just wanted to let ya know!

Must suck having two janitors. Alright I’ll go back to work.

Yea she cleans up the bodies also no it doesn't suck having her it sucks having you because you take too long to clean up and leave everything disorganized and yuck.....can't forget the toilet intestine incident that 1 of you two done if it was Jen thats fine if it was you on the other hand yea no you'd be fired

Tri I don’t eat intestines.

Ya sure buddy??? That intestine had a biiiiiiig bite mark in it and it said on the systems that a janitor had entered the toilets at that specific time we found that intestine

Tri, I don’t have a stomach.

SUCKS TO BE YOU!

Did you even look at Jen’s history? Or the shape of the bite marks?

Leave Jen alone it wasn't here....guessing we have a third janitor or something or someone copied your card information and put that into the system to mess with us seems to be alot of that happening lately!

Maybe. Anyways I’m gonna get back to my minimum wage job. There are more bodies popping up for ‘some reason.’

Oki doki toodles I shall be going to the void for my annual visit!

Quick thing though.

Juuuuust one of those lil buggers!

OLD MAN OLD MAN!!!!!! I forgot who let you out of the nursing home again also hows the legs doing buddy? -Tri P.S I left a fleshball under your bed it should be awake and screaming right now because it didn't consent to existing but i made it exist oki doki bye bye now gramps!

...Who in the world are you? What are you saying?

#// OOC Yea she's an oc of mine also it's fine if you ignore that part it was just supposed to be “funny”

Howdy there i'm the mascot for our beloved company gamefuna i hope you're having a jolly time with......your....void......brain parasite child anyways i'm mainly here not to know how you got out of the nursing home but because i've been following a virus that's been making problems up in HQ and i tracked it to the void so i was going to kindly ask if i can get invitation to join the void please! -Tri

Hey. This is totally not the janitor. Can you please find out who’s been stuffing rubber duckies in the vents and ask them to stop?

Uhmmmm no thats not my job also i know who and i aint no rat so >:P

Is it you?

Like I said I aint no rat now how about you get your tiny little minimum wage ass back to cleaning the toilets before I get you fired and or worse!

Okay then.

Oh no we have another janitor she does a better job than you she's nice to be around aswell unlike you mr buzz kill oh also we pay her more than you just wanted to let ya know!

Must suck having two janitors. Alright I’ll go back to work.

Yea she cleans up the bodies also no it doesn't suck having her it sucks having you because you take too long to clean up and leave everything disorganized and yuck.....can't forget the toilet intestine incident that 1 of you two done if it was Jen thats fine if it was you on the other hand yea no you'd be fired

Tri I don’t eat intestines.

Ya sure buddy??? That intestine had a biiiiiiig bite mark in it and it said on the systems that a janitor had entered the toilets at that specific time we found that intestine

Tri, I don’t have a stomach.

SUCKS TO BE YOU!

Did you even look at Jen’s history? Or the shape of the bite marks?

Leave Jen alone it wasn't here....guessing we have a third janitor or something or someone copied your card information and put that into the system to mess with us seems to be alot of that happening lately!

Maybe. Anyways I’m gonna get back to my minimum wage job. There are more bodies popping up for ‘some reason.’

Oki doki toodles I shall be going to the void for my annual visit!

Hey. This is totally not the janitor. Can you please find out who’s been stuffing rubber duckies in the vents and ask them to stop?

Uhmmmm no thats not my job also i know who and i aint no rat so >:P

Is it you?

Like I said I aint no rat now how about you get your tiny little minimum wage ass back to cleaning the toilets before I get you fired and or worse!

Okay then.

Oh no we have another janitor she does a better job than you she's nice to be around aswell unlike you mr buzz kill oh also we pay her more than you just wanted to let ya know!

Must suck having two janitors. Alright I’ll go back to work.

Yea she cleans up the bodies also no it doesn't suck having her it sucks having you because you take too long to clean up and leave everything disorganized and yuck.....can't forget the toilet intestine incident that 1 of you two done if it was Jen thats fine if it was you on the other hand yea no you'd be fired

Tri I don’t eat intestines.

Ya sure buddy??? That intestine had a biiiiiiig bite mark in it and it said on the systems that a janitor had entered the toilets at that specific time we found that intestine

Tri, I don’t have a stomach.

SUCKS TO BE YOU!

Did you even look at Jen’s history? Or the shape of the bite marks?

Leave Jen alone it wasn't here....guessing we have a third janitor or something or someone copied your card information and put that into the system to mess with us seems to be alot of that happening lately!

Hey. This is totally not the janitor. Can you please find out who’s been stuffing rubber duckies in the vents and ask them to stop?

Uhmmmm no thats not my job also i know who and i aint no rat so >:P

Is it you?

Like I said I aint no rat now how about you get your tiny little minimum wage ass back to cleaning the toilets before I get you fired and or worse!

Okay then.

Oh no we have another janitor she does a better job than you she's nice to be around aswell unlike you mr buzz kill oh also we pay her more than you just wanted to let ya know!

Must suck having two janitors. Alright I’ll go back to work.

Yea she cleans up the bodies also no it doesn't suck having her it sucks having you because you take too long to clean up and leave everything disorganized and yuck.....can't forget the toilet intestine incident that 1 of you two done if it was Jen thats fine if it was you on the other hand yea no you'd be fired

Tri I don’t eat intestines.

Ya sure buddy??? That intestine had a biiiiiiig bite mark in it and it said on the systems that a janitor had entered the toilets at that specific time we found that intestine

Tri, I don’t have a stomach.

SUCKS TO BE YOU!

Hey. This is totally not the janitor. Can you please find out who’s been stuffing rubber duckies in the vents and ask them to stop?

Uhmmmm no thats not my job also i know who and i aint no rat so >:P

Is it you?

Like I said I aint no rat now how about you get your tiny little minimum wage ass back to cleaning the toilets before I get you fired and or worse!

Okay then.

Oh no we have another janitor she does a better job than you she's nice to be around aswell unlike you mr buzz kill oh also we pay her more than you just wanted to let ya know!

Must suck having two janitors. Alright I’ll go back to work.

Yea she cleans up the bodies also no it doesn't suck having her it sucks having you because you take too long to clean up and leave everything disorganized and yuck.....can't forget the toilet intestine incident that 1 of you two done if it was Jen thats fine if it was you on the other hand yea no you'd be fired

Tri I don’t eat intestines.

Ya sure buddy??? That intestine had a biiiiiiig bite mark in it and it said on the systems that a janitor had entered the toilets at that specific time we found that intestine

Hey. This is totally not the janitor. Can you please find out who’s been stuffing rubber duckies in the vents and ask them to stop?

Uhmmmm no thats not my job also i know who and i aint no rat so >:P

Is it you?

Like I said I aint no rat now how about you get your tiny little minimum wage ass back to cleaning the toilets before I get you fired and or worse!

Okay then.

Oh no we have another janitor she does a better job than you she's nice to be around aswell unlike you mr buzz kill oh also we pay her more than you just wanted to let ya know!

Must suck having two janitors. Alright I’ll go back to work.

Yea she cleans up the bodies also no it doesn't suck having her it sucks having you because you take too long to clean up and leave everything disorganized and yuck.....can't forget the toilet intestine incident that 1 of you two done if it was Jen thats fine if it was you on the other hand yea no you'd be fired

Hey. This is totally not the janitor. Can you please find out who’s been stuffing rubber duckies in the vents and ask them to stop?

Uhmmmm no thats not my job also i know who and i aint no rat so >:P

Is it you?

Like I said I aint no rat now how about you get your tiny little minimum wage ass back to cleaning the toilets before I get you fired and or worse!

Okay then.

Oh no we have another janitor she does a better job than you she's nice to be around aswell unlike you mr buzz kill oh also we pay her more than you just wanted to let ya know!

Hey. This is totally not the janitor. Can you please find out who’s been stuffing rubber duckies in the vents and ask them to stop?

Uhmmmm no thats not my job also i know who and i aint no rat so >:P

Is it you?