Greetings

She/her irish 18 free Palestine 🇵🇸

[grassie-13]

My beloved mutuals,

I am going off to war (not true) for three long weeks (true) and the only form of contact I shall have with the world is via carrier pigeon (I have no internet access).

When I return from my journey I may be a changed woman, in a world that too has changed and is unfamiliar to me, but I ask that you do not forget me.

[nickythehickey]

there are a few people actually whose blogs just look like this to me and i hope they know i still love them

[kingofballs69000]

@knight-of-hallownest @a-being-of-chaossss this tag is the Deltarune + spoiler tags for me lol

[xylophonetangerine]

Wouldn't it be nice to just once do something fun and harmless and then not feel sad and guilty for no reason afterwards

[sackboys-moved]

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

[vamptits]

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

[vamptits]

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[mistyintherivers]

something something "the average country has 10000 prime ministers per election cycle" is a misconception. united kingdoms georg, which has had 10000 prime ministers since 2019, is an outlier and should have never been counted

[trixied]

IM FREEEEE!!!!!!!!🎆🎆🎆🎆🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🎊🎊🎊🪅🪅🪅🪅🥂🥂🥂🥂❕️❕️❕️❗️❗️❗️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯

[byjove]

I love helping everyone rediscover the fact that the opening passage of My Immortal is a parody of the opening passage of The Vampire Lestat and not just a generic exaggeration of the typical fanfic Mary Sue introduction. One of the many delightful goth kid Easter eggs the author planted for the audience.

[lavenderprose]

Shane in the locker room of any given All Star Game after he and Ilya get married and are playing on opposing teams for the weekend: If we don't beat those guys I will actually spend the rest of my life thinking about it. This is your only chance to prove to me that you belong in the NHL. This is not a friendly game, this is a grudge match to the death. I want you all to lock in like you have never fucking locked in--

Meanwhile, Ilya: Woohoo boys let's play some fucking hockey [Timber by Pitbull blasting at full volume]

Cliff Marleau, probably: Hollander's gonna kill you in cold blood, man.

Ilya: Cliff. Cliff let me look in your eyes when I say this. I know. I will enjoy it very much. My night ends the same whether I win or lose, Marley. Anyway. [Song switches to Party Rock Anthem] LET'S MAKE THEM WORK FOR IT BOYS. WOO

Cliff: Dude what is this playlist.

Ilya: It is called 'Prom Night 2013.' Was a good year for me, Marley.

[maximusfrancescodecruralegman]

Lesbian polycule where they each take turns being the evil intimidating horse

[horbse]

H

[auberylis]

O

[horsefigureoftheday]

R

[fabledgalaxies]

S

[the-arcade-doctor]

E

[circus-mcgurkus]

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[horsefigureoftheday]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

girl youre not gonna believe this

[tdaywasamaritale]

pride on tumblr is so fun!!!11!!! the heart turns into a rainbow when you hit the like button 😆😆😆 the tumblr staff and algorithm continues to be exceedingly transphobic and especially transmisogynistic. trans women are getting banned left and right for merely existing. please don’t let another version of rainbow capitalism distract you

[loontattoo]

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

[bobdylanyaoi]

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit