TRIXTER-RIOT

Jay. 26. NL

[thefirstlivingart]

This isn't how life is supposed to feel

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[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This fanfic I’m never going to write is really damn good.

[depsidase]

[megpie71]

As a former humanities student, I feel it is my duty to reblog this one.

[bramblefrump]

A tech bro tried to convince me AI was amazing cause "you could make 30,000 screenplays in minutes" not realising that every single one would be shit, you'd have to sift through everything just to find some good bits, time wasted that could've been spent just writing a screenplay.

Technology Brothers know nothing about what goes into creating a work, other than the fact a work has been created to be exploited for cash. They see creativity as an investment opportunity, not a love for humanity.

[feminist-space]

Matthew Dow Smith: "Just remember: Arts & Humanities are so useless and pointless that Tech Bros were driven to spend billions of dollars to try and get a computer to do something that badly approximates something Arts & Humanities students could do half asleep and wired on coffee the night before the due date."

[lilaeleaf]

Some poor suffering gobs!!

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[iconic-url]

It’s showing -1 notes

[sovietintel]

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

[yourbasicaestheticbitch-blog]

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

[bonism]

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

[creep-ser]

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

[princey-must-slay-deactivated20]

legendary

[xlilmermaidx-deactivated2019040]

What the fuck

[vintage-cartoonz-deactivated201]

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

[na7hank-deactivated20211112]

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

[noya-sunflower]

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

[softmushie]

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

[bookerdwitt]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

[freddie-duchess-of-shipping]

WTF-

[preciousgaby]

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

[lizzy7064]

1 note WTF.

[t0rd5ki-deactivated20180819]

@foolishly-snowy

[itisriv]

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

[furioussharkkitten]

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

[melon-official]

still not-works

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[sighinastorm]

Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

[evil-haiku-robot]

P͚O͒́̓͝R̵T̫̐҉M͚A̡N҉̉Ṫ̮E͏ÅU̢ ̢̲̯͡B̸̴̗Ơ̥̄̓͋T͜͏͢ ҉̺̀͟H͇̬̜ͥA͗ͣP̗͞P̮̪̞̲͡ȆḎ̢̘́ ̰̮̈̕͠ U̯P̕O̸̐͜N̑̇͞ ̴̯̃ͧḀͩΙ͋͞ ̸͇̀ͥ͘N͟U̪̤̭̎͜L̃ͭ͟͠L̪̦͡-͈̘̖́̐Ṋ̢̲̣Oͮ̿̕T̷E̸̖̳̯̍S̼ ̷̬͍͘͜PΊ̧͌͡OͬͩṢT͚͐̋͟͡ ͦA̶̺͙͛͠N͈̑ͬ́̕Ď̵̯ ̰͖́ G̴͛͟OͤT̘ ̛̘̉̕͟Sͪ͏̴̠̙T́ͨǓ̳͔̆͢C̀K̘̀ ̰͈͓͟I̮̩ͮ̏N̫̫̑͢ ̧̆AΙ ̨͕̺̮̆ḺO͊O̶̥̣ͤ͒P̛ ̼͍̉͝

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P͐́͋O̐҉R̨̲̰̀T̼͖͚ͮ͘M̵͍̯͉A͉̦N҉̛̩T̶̗́͘͠E̥A͑U͍͛ͤΙ̙ ҉͟B̛͎̀͡Ő̽ͫT̹͓̀́͞ ̛͍̔HͯA̫͍͘͜P̵͎P͓͏̷̕ÈD̮̜ͨ̽̉ ̸͍͗͝ U͋̏ͤ̀͞P͢O̯̳̍͝N̨̲ ̺́͡A̡ ̛̆ͯ̈͞N̷̩͇͠Ù̉L̦L͕-͕N̴ͬ͜O̸̽͝͡T̩E͢S̷͎͐̅ ̐P̸̩̹̣̑O̢S̡̼ͣͬT̶̸ͣ ̀̒Ả̛͛ͬ͠Ņͪ̓D̜̰ ̢̣̽ G̛̬̪͍O̅T͐ ̵͇̞͛ŜͩT̸̢̬̰Ū̪̊C̭̘͒͞K̝͈͎͍ ́I̧N͝ ̶̛̭ͬ͘A̽̈ ̨̻̀L͎͈͒O̧O̼͇͡͞P̛̭ ͈͊

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[haiku-robot]

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[haiku-robot]

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[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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[haiku-robot]

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[your-local-emo--goblin-deactiva]

A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

[cookieknights18]

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

[foolishly-snowy]

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

[link-the-feral-anon]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[frogrights]

Did the man get his camera

[calvin-reads-problem-sleuth]

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

[happy-quack]

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

[the-haiku-bot]

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hebbic]

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

[reffitt-blog1]

What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

[crazybooklover0]

It says it has 5 notes, but only 4 people show up!

Congrats to the 4 people who were able to leave notes on this post

[cartwheelsyeni]

Tintagel Castle, Cornwall, England | Birthplace of King Arthur

[loid-from-void]

[sonny-angel-444-diva-cup]

[septemberkisses]

Something about Oranges and love 🍊

— I peel an orange, and I give you half. In the time it took to separate it, I fell in love with you again.

Excerpt Sources:

Golden Girl by Frank Ocean • Oranges on a plate • The Orange by Wendy Cope • Tumblr post • Oranges by Jean Little • Clementines • I love you • Tumblr Post • The Side Effects of Eating Too Many Clementines by Alessia Di Cesare

[gingernutsenthusiast]

right person, wrong time (variations on heartbreak)

@leemartenspoetry on tumblr

vita sackville-west & fegan’s 1924 café in dublin

everything everywhere all at once (2022)

@heavensghost on tumblr

i had to get out by indigo de souza

‘calling a wolf a wolf' by kaveh akbar

river by joni mitchell

‘english song’ in a little larger than the entire universe: selected poems by fernando pessoa

slumber by ron hicks

fish in exile by vi khi nao

penitent magdalene by antonio ciseri

@ojibwa on tumblr

this is what the drugs are for by gracie abrams & the awakening by angelo morbelli

as good as it gets by fizz

lonely this christmas by mud & picture of the christmas tree at trinity college dublin, taken by me in december of 2022

this is what the drugs are for by gracie abrams & picture by andrew collins via globalnews.ca

@inanotherunivrs on tumblr & a polaroid of me taken by my ex-boyfriend

‘in a dream you saw a way to survive’ by clementine von radics & a picture of my ex-boyfriend's window, taken by me

bluets by maggie nelson & the poolbeg generating station, dublin

‘unrequited’ by sasha m george & inheritance by matthew w. cornell

[unknown]

@ faraway on instagram & lavender sprigs farm cut by linda jacobus

the museum of heartbreak by meg leder

[unknown]

‘seaside improvisation’ by richard siken

@ dracarysgang on twitter

@-love-letters-i-never-sent

@fromdarzaitoleeza on tumblr

explosions by ellie goulding

‘i had a dream about you’ by richard siken

the beatrice letters by lemony snicket

la la land (2016)

‘catalog of unabashed gratitude’ by ross gay

@stuckinapril on tumblr

@deathlywounded on tumblr

some are always hungry by jihyun yun

‘speaking practice’ by franny choi

 a self-portrait in letters by anna sexton & a picture of my ex-boyfriend in a lake in Orfű, Hungary

@sunsbleeding on tumblr

‘there is no absolution for the fallen, only the dying’ by p.d

[lelif]

grieving the person you used to be

marian keyes// ?// bigger than the whole sky, taylor swift// fiona apple// @inkskinned// would've, could've, should've, taylor swift// father, the front bottoms// @inanotherunivrse// ?// memento mori, crywank// @dakotajohnsongf// @ryebreadgf// quote: deathless, catherynne m. valente edit:? // bojack horseman s6 e16// a pearl, mitski// would've, could've,should've, taylor swift// ?// ?// ?// @heavensghost

[lelif]

On Love and Community

@princes-heels // ? // @inkskinned // mitski, my love mine all mine//@littlespoonsokka // @boymiffy // @2aminhouston // ? // @theviralwitch // @noodle // @criterioncollectiongirl // @fatsoupy // ? // @mjalti // george saunders, congratulations, by the way// @jb-blunk // @ponchopeligroso // @headspace-hotel // everything, everywhere, all at once(2022) //@cheruib // ? // ? // @tordenvejr

[moonlipgloss]

posts that make me want to rip my heart out part 5

[lucidloving]

@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu Gotouge, Demon Slayer // Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance // David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories // Tennessee Williams, Notebooks

[eleneressea]

thinking about a fic in which Maedhros, kinslayer thrice over, haggard wreck of an elf, having lost all hope and purpose casts himself into a volcano—

and wakes up as Prince Maitimo, eldest son of the eldest son, safe and sound in Tirion-upon-Túna, with Treelight streaming in through his window.

[eleneressea]

Maitimo trying to convince Fëanor [not to threaten Fingolfin / keep the Silmarils hidden / not trust Melkor's whisperings / etc], trying to make it better and avoid the Exile, and of course it turns into an argument, because when has Fëanor ever been easily convinced of something against his will, and Fëanor accuses Maitimo of favoring Nolofinwë and Findekáno and forgetting him

Maedhros, who once gave everything to the Oath, shouting I am your loyal son! with such force that Fëanor actually stops to listen

[eleneressea]

@shrikeseams

Maitimo hasn't properly argued with Fëanor since he was an elf-teenager and they had a screaming match over his friendship with Findekáno that lasted multiple years and nearly burned down the house. It was awful, everyone hated it, they both said things that they regret and mostly didn't mean, and Maitimo has consciously avoided arguing with his father ever since. (Losgar was a reprise of that fight.) Maedhros, on the singular hand,

His spirit does still burn like a white fire within, but it's not a constant thing—Estë, Vairë, and Nienna (because this is their scheming, lbr) have muted his memories of Beleriand, so the spirit-burns-like-white-fire-within as-someone-returned-from-the-dead aspects are similarly muted. If he's calling on those memories, he does become more Maedhros and less Maitimo and gets increasingly more terrifying, but most of the time he's just a little more intense than he used to be. That way it a) doesn't immediately reveal to the other Valar, Melkor included, what they've done, b) doesn't terrify all the other elves too much, and c) doesn't drive Maedhros absolutely mad, which would be counterproductive to the goal of healing.

[disorganisedautodidact]

op i had to pull out your tag about our favourite adrenaline junkie 😂

conversely, of course, Maedhros/Maitimo sees Fingon being vibrant and innocent and ALIVE and gets super protective

[eleneressea]

I'm right and should say it.

The tension between "I know Fingon is a great warrior and valiant and he can handle himself" and "Findekáno is alive and unscarred and I am going to keep him that way" gets complicated by two things. First, that Findekáno is the sort of person to go and do dangerous shit because he's bored, and second, that Maedhros is the only person that knows that Ungoliant is lurking in Avathar, and he needs her to get found before she and Melkor make friends. For this, he needs…well, a valiant adrenaline junkie to go explore Avathar and notice the giant spider there.

[shrikeseams]

#this leads to the maedhros + celegorm + fingon + aredhel + finrod Spider Hunting Camping Trip

[eleneressea]

to be fair, Huan was always Tyelkormo's Adult Supervision as far as Maitimo was concerned, but yes. Previously Findekáno and Findaráto might have qualified as Adult Supervision, but now they are definitely not. This is why Maedhros is going on the Spider Hunting Camping Trip with them when usually he wouldn't. And why he's about to invent the child leash.

The goal: go camping in Avathar, find evidence of a giant spider to bring to the Valar, and get Tulkas to fight it.

The reality: Maedhros has to tie them all up so that they don't try to fight the giant spider themselves. Someone definitely gets badly hurt. On the plus side, they definitely have proof of a giant spider…

(Sidebar: does Maedhros know what happened to Aredhel? Maeglin was at the Nirnaeth, but Gondolin arrived late and the Feanorians were already betrayed by that point, and I don't think Maedhros was really on speaking terms with the rest of the family afterwards.)

[eleneressea]

Ah, but you assume that Maedhros would show visible signs of injury during a battle! He absolutely doesn't because it's fine, it's not that bad, barely even a scratch, and none of the others are expecting any of them to get seriously hurt so they don't notice until, back in Tirion, Maitimo doesn't join them for dinner and they find him unconscious at his writing desk in a pool of his own blood with a poisoned wound that dissolves the stitches put into it and makes bandages disintegrate.

[shrikeseams]

#getting bit by ungoliant must suck immensely#he needs intensive treelight and possibly a visit to lorien#(his bed is placed next to miriel's for maximum Cause Pain To Feanor)#maedhros -@eleneressea

OK but you know who that'll hit harder than Feanor? Finwe.

[eleneressea]

Well, to cause even more pain and trauma: it is my headcanon that Maitimo's craft is fiber arts, like his grandmother, so he's not found dead collapsed at his desk…but at his loom, like Míriel was.

[shrikeseams]

Oh no! Unlight-tainted bloodstains all over an almost-finished piece! Adding insult to injury!

[eleneressea]

Makalaurë volunteered to go drag Maitimo out of his room for dinner, then shouted for help and brought the whole house running, so everyone's got a nice dose of trauma from seeing their brother/son pale and lifeless in a pool of his own blood. Nerdanel was the only person to be even mildly functional because Fëanor was frozen in place and the kids were all panicking, so she sent Makalaurë out to tell Finwë, and got Tyelkormo and Curufinwë and Carnistir to pick him up and move him to the bed, and sent the twins out riding to get a healer, and then basically collapsed under her own weight and the weight of her grief and worry.

At which point Fëanor unfroze and went into his workshop and pulled out a prototype of his latest project, a method to intensify and store Treelight, because Treelight is healing and there's something distinctly Wrong with that wound.

And while that is a Silmaril, it's not been hallowed yet, so all it can do is stave off the Unlight and keep it from unmaking Maitimo's hröa, it can't actually get rid of the infection.

[shrikeseams]

#as soon as he's even semi-conscious and aware of what it is he's pulling away from the silmaril because he expects it to hurt#but it doesn't it's just warm and safe-feeling like coming in from the cold to a blazing fire and a hot drink#also it's got a bit of feanor's soul in it so it feels like Dad Hugs -@eleneressea

Hmmm. I feel like silmaril-dependant life support may be counter-productive to Maedhros' goals re: keeping the silmarils on the down low.

(Since I doubt even five righteous Finwians and Huan could kill Ungoliant on the first try, this does lead to the question: does Orome ask to borrow the silmaril for potential first aid when he goes to hunt her down?)

[eleneressea]

Yeah, he's less than thrilled by it and keeps trying to hide it in the blankets, but it's basically the only thing keeping him stable until they get to Lórien, so he's just going to have to deal with it. The other thing is, well, Ungoliant killed the Two Trees and wanted to eat the hallowed Silmarils; her poison is designed to kill light. The Silmaril is keeping the poison from destroying Maitimo's light, but it might, potentially, be getting damaged in the process.

Fëanor, grimly: oh it's only a prototype. I haven't perfected the technique yet, clearly. The next ones will be able to heal him.

100% they did not kill her. A fight only 5/6 of them were expecting or prepared for? They fucked up her eye and leg a little but they did not kill her. Tulkas and Oromë are going to catch her and drag her out past the Gates of Night and into the Void. (Ungoliant is not exactly tricksy like Melkor is and won't do the "oh I'm really sorry for enslaving elves and binding them to my will, promise I won't do it again" fake-repentance gambit.)

[eleneressea]

am now thinking about a mostly-healed Maitimo arguing with Fëanor about using the Silmarils so flagrantly and Fëanor saying "you were dying, your flesh was literally dissolving as I watched, no work of my hands is worth that."

Maedhros, who led his brothers into three mass murders and got all of them killed for the Silmarils: (stunned silence, starting to weep)

Fëanor, starting to panic that he has been a terrible father: tell me you know that. tell me you know that you're worth more to me than some jewels

[aotearoa20]

In my brain the entire house of Fëanor in Valinor pre everything going wrong has a strong “I love that you love what you do’ dynamic with each other. 

Maedhros practises his speeches on obscure legislature while modelling for Nerdanel while she listens intently. She’s completely lost and completely invested, interrupting him only once to ask he keep his hand up a little higher.

Celegorm discussing with Fëanor late into the night about the grammatical structure of the language of rabbits and how it affects their hierarchical structures. Everything he’s saying sort of scratches the part of Fëanor’s brain still hung up on his linguistics hyperfixations way back when.

Caranthir knows nothing about musical theory but after hearing Maglor complaining about all the way through breakfast about this tune he just can’t get right, his math brain is like ‘the rhythm is off’ and Maglor has to switch on his music brain to translate but then is like “Valar above! I was using a mismatched time signature”

Curufin patiently sitting through Amras’ tea tasting test from random leaves he’s foraged while hunting. Amrod patiently waiting as Curufin halts his cartography expedition because “Ambraussa LOOK silver deposits!!”

Just like, the Noldorin meraki was strong in that family. They may not understand what it is so interesting about each others Things but they totally get being excited about a Thing so they happily listen to an info dump on rocks when they know their tirade on fabric pigments was up next,

[aaronstveit]

Put aside the Ranger. Become who you were born to be.