basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg
I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth
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@trldea
basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg
I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth
I'm just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I'm just messing around with you,
"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert
fuuuuck my pet peeve got loose
hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul
DESTROYING YOURSELF ALL BY YOURSELF? HANDSOME?
Who’s that in the sea
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
here it is, the funniest most absurd line spoken in all of kingdom hearts
month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in
yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second
many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third
“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story
“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do
Listen man, I was already kind enough to praise your small monkey in the DMs:
You never got back to me, yet here you are, sending me an ask containing the monkey once again. You never replied to my DM but you continue to send me the monkey, all in complete silence.
this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)
does anyone want to threaten me with gratuitous violence
does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again
when they What
michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.
trucks for girls