TCH. YOUR FUNERAL

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are now 9 SWEEPS OLD. Due to some DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES, your universe never had to deal with BEC NOIR. Instead, you were denied THE ULTIMATE REWARD by the BARD OF RAGE. Luckily enough, the SCRATCH happened as soon as JADE entered the medium. THE KIDS still achieved GOD TIER, along with VRISKA and ARADIA. However, SGRUB has yet to SHOW ITSELF and the two who ASCENDED have all but DISSAPPEARED. The other TROLLS have gone their SEPARATE WAYS. You are now a QUADRANTFIXER, doing what you do best. But on your SPARE TIME, you attempt to UNEARTH the TRUTH about the SESSION YOU'RE SURE WILL START SOMETIME SOON. You have MELLOWED out a lot over the last few sweeps. You speak with an accent that sounds PERPETUALLY ANGRY and you use an *ASTERISK* for EMPHASIS. ((This blog is part of the higherGuardians AU))

[trolledtimeline-blog]

((AU status: closed))

((Just not any activity, and no one's really interested. It was fun while it lasted.))

[onceiwashere]

Your name is TUMBLR FANDOM. You have a variety of INTERESTS, including RUNNING JOKES INTO THE GROUND and CRYING ABOUT YOUR BLOG. Most of your time is spent in your respiteblock, the walls of which are festooned with POSTERS depicting ATTRACTIVE MEN STARING INTENSELY INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES. You tend to be a bit of a loner, although you are sure that is a result of your SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE tendencies and not just because you ANNOY EVERYONE AROUND YOU.

One day, you wish to join the ranks of the mighty BIG NAME FANS. You spend every waking moment of your time training to master your flashy yet ultimately useless FEELSKIND specibus. Although your powers are great, you have a lot to learn before you’re ready to CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING OF VALUE to your FAN COMMUNITY OF CHOICE.

Your trolltag is actorsCopulating and you speak in an excITABLE, NOT VERYS CONHERENT MANNENRakjdsakjdkljda. you somestuiimes REPEAT YOURSEKF FOR EMPHASIS.

you sometimes repeat yourself for emphasis

#YOU SOMETIMES REPEAT YOURSELF FOR EMPHASIS

[rambunctiousrogue-deactivated20]

Omg

[rosearchive-deactivated20160114]

this is depressingly accurate and I hate everything again

[just-a-skinny-boy]

[inksteaks]

I MADE THIS… HAPEN

[trolledtimeline-blog]

Just made a Dave blog.

I cracked.

Lonely man needs some followers. Pass it around, give him some love and he'll be sure to entertain you!

He is sburbless, but he will interact with trolls. Just know that first encounters are going to be golden.

Sburbless Dave

[actuallysimon-deactivated201903]

Visit Original Link

Play the audio and let your life near completion.

Source

[askchangelgrace-deactivated2012]

He took that and ran with it.

[otlgaming]

PORTAL 2 INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS

Portal 2 is such an incredibly clever and addictive game that it would be almost impossible to sum up what makes it so unforgettable in a quote or two, but that didn’t stop Kate Moore from trying.

These posters are available in her Etsy store and at $15 each, the only monster here is the person who doesn’t buy one.

If you really want to get into the role of Chell, you’ll want to pickup this Steampunk Portal Gun and Long Fall Boots.

[xdawnofhopex-deactivated2012120]

But if no one minds TOO MUCH!

this pairing is beauty.

[cheese24k]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

i literally watch this every single time it’s on my dash

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

omfg??????????????????????

[yoecho-deactivated20140120]

crying

[toadtolansky-deactivated2021010]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE WAY THE OTHER GUY JUST

STANDS THERE

UNCONCERNED

[nabooliola]

PLEASE SPREAD THIS

A 17 year old girl was raped by two men and then told by court officials that she wasn’t allowed to talk about it or share the names of her attackers. She tweeted her rapists’ names and is now facing 180 days in jail and a $500 fine.

Her rapists’ names, in case you were wondering, are Will Frey and Austin Zehnder. Please spread these names so that the court isn’t able to protect these boys and shame the victim.

[proletarianinstinct]

I’ll be reblogging everything relevant to this story as I see it. 

These motherfuckers deserve the worst life can dish out. 

[peenslaya]

that time in year 12 we had to make posters to sell jelly at my school

when i showed it to my teacher she immediately turned it around so she couldnt see it and gave it back in horror

[trolledtimeline-blog]

7 deadly sins. put one in my ask. pleaseee

Lust: Something that I find attractive.

Pride: Something that I like about myself.

Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.

Envy: Something I wish I was better at.

Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.

Wrath: Something that gets me angry.

Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

[yavinsdameron-blog]

Wong Fu Productions: The Batman Catman Rises

(x)

[ellorgast]

But Luna!

[sailorfailures]

This is relevant.

[solongandthanksforallthehaw-blog]

So many good reactions. I do have a greater fondness for Jokers though.

[apostatively]

STEPH

[toadtolansky-deactivated2021010]

I’M FUCKING DEAD

[festivalprincess]

I will be married for 3 days to the first person in my askbox who says "Honey, I'm home"

[thelostlittleraven-deactivated2]

[enigmaticgirlevakyle]

ooc: That gif is brilliant XD

[homestuckresources]

[banavalope]

ombrophilia:

relissoawesome:

phantom-shadow:

JESUS CHRIST YES

i am an artist and i like to draw-

im sorry im thinkin about hex codes again

homestuck secret if you don’t have at least half of these memorized you’re damn right i judge you

rebloobing to add to my sai pallet later

[sittingonmyarseallday]

i actually have this post saved i refer to it frequnetly 

fyi

[angelgregory-deactivated2016081]

good very good

[rnike]

[adventuringalpha]

Who right now, is in Europe on vacation. And I figure, why not spam her inbox? I’ve done it before, but I’m running out of things to send her. So what I’m asking is for people to do one of three things. She RPs as Redglare and is a really good one too!

Send her nice anonymous messages because really, she’s a pretty awesome person.

Send her jokes about Eridan / Dualscar because she’s capesexual and makes the most amusing screeches and keysmashes. 

Magic Anons. Just, Magic Anons. Make them as silly as possible. Additional points if you use the phrase “Dammit Redglare!” 

Preferably, do 2 or 3, since she’s my Kismesis.

[trolledtimeline-blog]

The things people do to satisfy their blackrom. Grats.