sam

Just a girl with ADHD and a hamster.

[jordanbolton]

“Long Train Journeys” by Jordan Bolton

Part of “Scenes from Imagined Films” Comic

[skippyv20]

[detective-dr-curious]

I love everything about every single one of these

[memeuplift]

[radishnt]

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

[mothman-misato]

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

[boimgfrog]

Radish. Answer the question radish.

[radishnt]

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

[boimgfrog]

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[catsnraincoats]

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

[boimgfrog]

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

[catsnraincoats]

Its takes less than a minute

[boimgfrog]

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

[catsnraincoats]

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

[boimgfrog]

Like seven minutes

[catsnraincoats]

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

[boimgfrog]

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

[pidoop]

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

[tiktoks-we-like]

[muchymozzarella]

This is funnier if you DON'T turn on the sound

[dynamite-with-a-laser-beammm]

😌✨🌿yea

[misstinkerbelll]

Italy is being robbed again

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]

Response for when the far-right pick a fight by spewing ignorant divisive bollocks, then claim that they're being 'bullied', or 'cancelled', or 'oppressed' or 'silenced' when other people argue back or criticise them for said bollocks.

[flipocrite]

“You’re not getting bullied; you’re picking a fight, then losing that fight”

[catcrumb]

[garbuge]

earrings change your gender not like fully but they Change it

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

They’re a flavour enhancer, like salt or soy sauce.

[digitaldiscipline]

MSG (more substantial gender)

[lastvalyrian]

me: hey, there’s a documentary about a topic I am already interested in! let’s watch it!

me watching: already knew that. already knew that. wrong. already knew that. true but misleading. already knew that. already knew that. leaves out the important part. already knew that

[chataein67]

*𝙶𝚒𝚏 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎*

𝙸𝚖 𝚜𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 ಥ_ಥ

[abcsofadhd]

(Source: me on twitter)

[tfw-adhd]

[voluptuously]

[hadesboundeccentric]

Currently in that stage where my poor brain is desperately trying to find something to hyperfixate on but hates everything it picks up

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[prettyxlittlexthingx-deactivate]

this is my favorite post ever.