[meladoodle]

Hey welcome to my blog

lower your expectations immediately

[hugdog]

The Mole

[milich96]

Little creatures

[thebearme]

I imagine if Mettaton were to ask for trans advice from Spamton it would be THE WORST KIND

!Bonus!

[dimeadozencows]

Two guys who are unwell in ways that actually improve the others' issues and make them both better as people

I just think that ramb would be liked by cats. I'd draw him with tasque manager too but [hyperlink blocked]

[mstormcloud]

Fucking goodnight everyone

[jet-set-go-go]

Im in my tenna era completely against my will. Dick in his ass this man will say “Jeepers!☝️”

[petra-dot-png]

genuinely kind of obsessed with this freak right now and i couldnt tell you why

[hanghound]

Mike cut the cams they’re getting freaky in the green room again

[quenderine]

I have a headcanon that they both love watching TV shows together when they're home

[subjectverb]

youve heard of he would not fucking say that now get ready for she would not be a fucking wingman to those two guys

[starlight11037]

We got the normal BS spamtenna, the Budget Bigshot AU with Yellow (It’s just tenna coping after spam) and the Factory Settings AU with Pink (It’s just tenna coping after spam.) WHERE IS TENNA COPING WITH ORANGE ADDISON AU. WHERE IS TENNA AND BLUE. THEY ARE’T MY FAV ADDISONS BUT WE NEED SOME ORANGE AND BLUE LOVE UP IN HERE. ESPECIALLY ORANGE BRO

Budget Bigshot is by @zedleaked and Factory Settings is by @starridge btw check them out

[zedleaked]

MY PROPOSAL

[cooltowm]

[extetic-envy]

bi slut pigeon

[antigoneprogone]

A gay pigeon story: my grandfather kept pigeons, and though he maybe didn't know the proper vernacular, he was always an ally to the gay rights movement. When his nephew's boyfriend died of AIDS in the '80s, my grandfather was the only one at the family reunion to actually console him and talk with him about it. Not even his own father gave him the dignity of acknowledging his grief.

The reason I want to make it so clear that he was a friend to the community is because it makes this story funny instead of mean. He kept meticulous records of his pigeons, noting where each one was and who they were with and whose chicks were whose. It was not always the case that the chicks in a certain nestbox were the offspring of the parents in there. Sometimes, a mother hen would push a chick out because it was overburdened, or maybe a cock would push a chick out because wanted it dead (pigeons, like humans, can be monstrous assholes for seemingly no reason).

It is for this reason that it is very advantageous to have something rare like a gay couple in the loft. Pigeons are unique in that they make "milk" for their chicks, and cocks can do this as well as hens. So, because a gay couple can feed their young but never actually bear young, they are often the recipient of orphaned chicks.

All of that is to say this - when my grandfather passed away, my mom took over the pigeon business, as she had been helping him for years. And looking through his records, it was all very standard, very plain, well-documented minutiae about the birds and their pedigrees, save for one spot that looked something like this:

BOX 15

RED CHECK HEN

YELLOW COCK

BOX 16

BLUE SLATE HEN

DUNN BAR COCK

BOX 17

RED GIMPEL COCK

BLUE CHECK COCK

(QUEERS - WOW!)

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onAug 18, 2025

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

[fconvicted]

picking up old hobbies

[airc0nned]

can't even talk to my business partner no more