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Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers’ Zombie Zoo got added into my work playlist apparently in memory of Tom Petty and... first of all... ??? INTERESTING CHOICE

But second of all my life is hell now, I have this song stuck in my head every second of every day, and with every minute that passes, I yearn more and more to change my whole aesthetic to looking like Boris Karloff and not even caring.

I listen to a lot of ambient music, like, for fun and enjoyment and it has recently been pointed out to me that this is not a normal genre to just listen to in your car.

televandalist

jumpingjacktrash

PSA if your house is haunted

if you experience the following:

lightbulbs being unscrewed

things ‘walking’ off shelves

doors opening/closing at random

things that are propped up falling over

ask yourself: do i live near a truck route, railway, subway, or earthquake zone? if so, you can bust the ‘ghost’ by regularly checking loose items and nudging them back into place, tightening bulbs, and using doorstops. problem solved!

roachpatrol

but why would you want to piss off the ghost of a truck, it’d be so much stronger and louder than regular ghosts?? im not risking it

jumpingjacktrash

if you are haunted by cargo transport vehicles of any kind, you can appease them by putting out a dish of 10w-30 on the doorstep

notaaronsroommate

as someone who has experience in these things, whipping your dick out and jacking it is literally the best way to be rid of a ghost. they feed on fear and negative energy. Continually engage in power moves, angrily, at their expense and they will shrivel and die. Walk up to the ghost truck and stick your dick in its ghost grille and say “yeah lemme get some of that cold cold Ghussy” (the ghost truck will know this to mean ghost pussy) and so you have banished the spirit by making it realize that it holds NO power over you and never will. Also get a carbon monoxide detector. Both because your ghost shit may actually be a carbon monoxide leak AND in case the ghost truck or train attempts to leave its ghost engine running in the house to kill you.

jumpingjacktrash

but what if the ghost truck is like

into it

roachpatrol

i think we can all agree that fucking a ghost truck is the ultimate power move and you ascend to a higher plane of sexistance immediately, rendering you invulnerable to all ghost, truck, and atmospheric damage

#I'M SORRY JESUS FOR REBLOGGING THIS #FUCKING LAUGH RULE

leescoresbies

a murder story: a playlist of songs about people who kill each other & people who die, for october.

#nice! this is the kind of October content I can get into!#music

wolvesinstarryskies

YOUNG MAN

THERE ARE LEAVES ALL AROUND I SAID

YOUNG MAN

EAT A LEAF OFF THE GROUND

sashayed

pvpool

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“you can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding…”

#this was my jam growing up and it's topical now #music

kelpls

IT’S OCTOBER

#I mean it MIGHT AS WELL be October

popculturebrain

Adam Ellis is either a genius horror storyteller or in grave, grave danger.

#this is almost certainly a horror story and not a real sequence of events #but I still FUCKING HATE THIS #yikesssss

twitterlols

elosilla

ecchymosess

UM EXCUSE ME THOS E ARE FUCKING PIXELS HOW

street-trash

Seize the Day was a calendar program made by in 1994 by Buena Vista software. It features graphics that at the time, were revolutionary because of the way they handled color cycling. These images were static bitmaps, but by changing color values, they appear animated. What is also impressive about these images is that they had full day night cycles built in, rendered also through color cycling. A few years ago, a html5 version was made. A copy was uncovered online and there is a way to use the program through DOSbox. As well, one of the original programmers for the project, Iam Gilman, has thought of the idea of remaking it, open sourced, for modern machines.

#illustration

mindfulwrath

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

fallingtowers

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

twofingerswhiskey

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that