WAIT FRIEND SQUAD...OR WHATEVER IS LEFT
YOU ALL CHANGED YOUR USERNAMES SINCE I LEFT FOR A LONG TIME ON MY TERRIBLE HIATUS WHO IS WHO I NEED HELPPPP
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WAIT FRIEND SQUAD...OR WHATEVER IS LEFT
YOU ALL CHANGED YOUR USERNAMES SINCE I LEFT FOR A LONG TIME ON MY TERRIBLE HIATUS WHO IS WHO I NEED HELPPPP
Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.
Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.
But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.
While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.
He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.
No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”
Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.
And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back
But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.
He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.
Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.
In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.
Now when he finally does get free–
He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.
Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.
NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.
Gate closing?
who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.
Lighting hitting rocks around me?
NBD BRO
Giant forest of thorns?
Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.
Giant dragon of hell?
CHARGE HEAD ON.
Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.
Just smack that bitch on the nose.
Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?
Calm down guys, I got this.
I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.
And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.
Lose the shield off the cliff?
JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.
Just chuck it. Straight through.
Then jump out of the way…
And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.
Get the horse.
Get the girl.
EXPLAIN NOTHING.
that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.
Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.
Aurora was/is my favorite princess as a child. Phillip was/is my favorite prince. I NOW HAVE EVEN MORE REASONS TO LOVE HIM AND EVEN MORE RESPECT AND LOVE FOR HIM THAN I DID BEFORE. Also ^^ actual proof that I am still 5 and givE NO FXCKS
Happy Asexual Awareness Week to:
-all asexuals -all Demi-sexuals -all gray-sexuals -anyone who feels they belong on the asexual spectrum.
Please eat. Please don't hurt yourself in anyway. Please get some sleep. You are enough you are loved you can make it. Please. I believe in you.
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@lagyvan bro we do the second one xDD Btw what does your username even mean Laggy van?
Zodiac Fears
1. Aries: Separation/detachment. 2. Taurus: Change. 3. Gemini: Being alone. 4. Cancer: Feeling unloved. 5. Leo: Being ignored. 6. Virgo: Disorder. 7. Libra: Anything extremely unbalanced/making a wrong decision that’ll destroy their life. 8. Scorpio: Failure and inadequacy. 9. Sagittarius: Being controlled. 10. Capricorn: Being misunderstood and not being good enough. 11. Aquarius: Being locked in. 12. Pisces: Upsetting others and rejection.
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WOW ACTUALLY YES everytime I make a decision my brain immediately goes into overload, thinking over how many changes it could have just made in my life, what would have happened if I'd done something else, what outcomes could've been better, or worse, how many alternate timelines I just created, if I stayed on the main one, if I'm no loner the original Laurel anymore....if the decision was important enough, like whether or not to say "hi" to that person, (yeah this happens with almost everything unfortunately) I go into existential crisis mode. Libra, btw.
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birthday january: nut february: dong march: giraffe april: gogu may: anime june: jokes july: aaaaaaaaa august: police september: shit october: kinkshame november: kawaii december: fuck
first letter of first name a-c: smoker d-f: fucker g-i: succ j-m: puncher n-q: shamer r-u: phobe v: ender wxyz: eater
day of birthday 1-10: 69 11-20: 420 21-28: 666 29-31: 184847388467374
OMG DUDE IM SHITPUNCHER666 TOO LOL
i noticed everyone else was doing feminist ponies so i decided to do some of my own
crushing misogynistic stereotypes with a finger and a smile ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
millenials fucked it up again!!
i am pretty upset i did not end up 6’ tall with a bad ass xena costume
me: *still has feelings after waking up* me: what the fuck
What’s the gayest thing I’ve ever done? Danced to Hollaback Yonce under a rainbow after the gym
He will save us all.
The chosen one.
That went on for longer than I expected
oh thats cool lets see
oh ha that looks familiar i guess its a coincidence
ummm im sure its no-
are you kidding me
Aaaand on this week’s episode of “I Didn’t Know It Was Hetalia”!
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Holy fuck look at this man child lmfao
Context: this is the guy who became CEO of a pharmaceutical company and promptly raised the price of a life saving AIDS medication from $13.50 to $750 per pill.
He’s basically been a huge piece of shit in the face of justified public backlash over this (basically playing the “lol I’m rich I don’t care about your criticisms” card). Even Donald Trump has panned this guy. He eventually promised to lower the price (he didn’t say how much), but this hasn’t happened yet.
Recently, he donated $2,700 to the Bernie Sanders campaign in order to buy a meeting with him (some sort of play for power). Sanders and his campaign manager were aware of the situation with this dude and “refused” to take his money. But instead of just giving it back, they donated it to an HIV clinic as an extra slap to the face.
Shkreli has been trying to play it off (also saying Sanders should have given it back instead of donating it), but judging by this latest tweet I just got in my email, he’s starting to crack :y
Sources: http://www.advocate.com/politics/2015/10/16/bernie-sanders-gives-martin-shkrelis-donation-hiv-clinic
https://mobile.twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/655863780912574464
He then posted a picture of “his fracture” on twitter from punching a wall. Then someone did a reverse image search of it and found that he couldn’t even punch the wall or fracture himself, he decided to lie about it and just get the X-Ray photo from the internet.
It’s. Precious.
Zodiac Reads (Part 5)
Who would your sign be madly in love with?
How the signs bounce back from rejection
Weak points of the Zodiac signs
See what you’re losing when you cheat on the signs
What the signs do when they’re upset with you
Ideal first date with the signs
What moods do the signs have in common
What is your sign tired of hearing others say?
How to cheer up the signs
Which sign makes you smile the most?
Signs that he or she likes you
What makes your Zodiac sign hard to handle?
What could make your relationship go bad?
What sign frustrates you the most?
Why are you still single?
What is your signs biggest pet peeve What relationship would your sign share with the same sign?
What is special about your sign?
Interesting facts on the Zodiac Signs
What kind of partner do you need?
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