dick bagger

hi I'm Sam I have another more serious blog @thefuckingdairyqueen but I come here to dick around okay enjoy

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[costanzawisdom]

[riggedtrap]

“we need an alcohol free queer space for adults with no friends to meet each other”

[riggedtrap]

@shibearu i think adam is a little scared of it

[thatdamnokie]

[evilscientist3]

Target audience

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[triangleguy]

why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

[kitdadington-deactivated2015060]

Stars on the street

[cute-evil-cookie]

Fusili on the grass

[goodnighthorses]

Cloth mother & wire mother is the best lesbian couple Halloween costume idea in the world

[girlwave]

we werent meant to have "jobs" "emails" "rent" we were meant to sit around in big chairs and smoke like in the godfather

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

listening to electra heart 1,000 times when i was 14 made me evil

[nowthisnews]

Thanks to a pair of a bionic gloves, this 80-year-old classical pianist can finally play the piano again. The maestro, João Carlos Martins, had lost dexterity in his hands due to aging and health complications. His face at being able to play piano again says it all. 🎶

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[supreme-leader-stoat]

Sometimes the future is pretty cool, actually.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Bro he’s so happy he’s crying and that’s making me cry he gets to play piano again after so long I

[deadeyesopened]

[bananatwinky]

[princesskuragina]

I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

[vibee-higherr]

how do i social distance from my thoughts they are driving me insane

[whitepeopletwitter]

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........