Welcome to My hall of cryptic depression

[anxietyproblem]

[petty-imperfection]

thank god I’m not the only one

[sweetsicks]

Bro where are you from

In there

[shilohtx]

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

[bunnynest]

you’re very special to me *gives you this*

[bunnynest]

take them i have plenty more

[vergak]

They are so shaped

[eliteknightarmor]

one of the animals ever for sure

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

hey here’s arizona senator sinema (a democrat queen!) killing the $15 minimum wage with a cute lil curtsy and probably doing an adorbs widdle pout behind her mask as she denies millions of workers a barely livable income, slayyy!

[myattemptstobecleverneverwork]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

went to get food today

[sabertoothwalrus]

Luca (2021)

[mousenemy]

Sandwich 2

[auckie]

So I Heard your dad won the county fair prize ribbon for widest ass in the tri state area

[velmasdinkleys]

WHAT’S NEW SCOOBY DOO???? WE’RE COMING AFTER YOU!!!!! YOU’RE GONNA SOLVE THAT MYSTERY!!!! I SEE YOU SCOOBY DOO!!!!! THE TRAIL LEADS BACK TO YOU!!!!!! WHAT’S NEW SCOOBY DOOOOOO????!!!!!! 

[maykitz]

my mother observing birds using the bird feeders she put up for them:

[maykitz]

[weaver-z]

Elderly woman seeking shelter from the rain voice: Hello dearie. Would you be so kind as to let me stay the nigh–oh. You would? Oh. No, no, I’m very grateful, it’s just that *discards my mortal disguise* it’s just that–okay stop screaming–I’m actually a powerful faerie sorceress and I was kind of, god this is awkward, expecting you to deny me shelter? So that I could curse you for your hubris? Yeah I don’t actually need a place to stay this was just a weird little test I wanted to do for no reason. Yeah it sounds dumb when I say it out loud I’m just gonna go

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

cool bell dude. who does it toll for

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

[hero-pig]

girl help my bed is perpetually filled with sediment and grit

[byteofsoup]

Then fossilize

[hero-pig]