Live that Legally Blonde life

Law Grad (yay me). Sharing my struggles here cause my mum is sick of listening to me.

[beewulf]

no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

[soratayuya]

If you kill something it had better be dead

[littlemisspoltergeist]

tfw you’re in the uk and u see the tories have won and u can’t even throw yourself out the window bc rip nhs

[justlookingup]

Me at work: *helps out everyone, takes on extra responsibilities, successfully multitasks btw different projets, does everyone's washing up, always smiling, is called sunshine'

Ma at home: *hasn't hoovered in over a month, has mold growing in at least one coffee cup, spends the weekends in pijamas with the blinds shut avoiding social interactions, can't remember the last time i did laundry *

Life is a performance and we're all competing for the oscar.

[veryfunnymemes]

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[kelssiel]

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

[sjowgren-deactivated20240728]

trial speedrun

[seanp0donnell]

me: *is faced with a distressing situation*

brain: *shuts down*

me: no maybe we should actually deal with this

brain: ✔️read 7:26pm

[headspace-hotel]

being a college student is so primal. Like a wolf roaming the tundra, my only thought is of my next meal. Unlike a wolf roaming the tundra, I have an analytical essay due next week

[catchymemes]

[voirdiredear-deactivated2019083]

Me when I graduate from law school next year

[funmomenergy-deactivated2020052]

i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

(warning for loud noise in some of them)

[mllesouthernbelle]

It’s funny cause it’s true

[captin-owl]

image how much better if everyone, adults, teens, younger kids, all got recess. like if everyone got 45 minutes to an hour to just play around outside, do fun things, be “childish” and things

[captin-owl]

like my post you cowards, imagine it!

[allbeesarelesbians]

a judge: the court will now take a recess

all the lawyers: [scramble to put on sneakers and get to the playground first]

[nightwatched]

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

[a3esome]

[theartofangirling]

some memes I made to express my current frustrations with academia feel free to add your own

[dabestmemez]

[aseriesofoccurrences-deactivate]

I GRATUATED FROM LAWN SCHOOL

[boosyboo9206]

WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE PAGES?! PLEASE, I NEED THEM.

[emilyelizabethfowl]

honestly i’d trust that firm

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely?

[all-hail-mono-onion]

shaking shaking i’m down mayday

[mw-draws]

DIVORCE YOUR TOILET

I’M CRYING

[ladygotsoul]

Music too canadian

[aloha-cowgirl]

LEMONS: The Justice Fruit Only Lawyers May Touch. 🍋🍋🍋

[promptsforthestrugglingauthor]

You can be proud of your accomplishments and still wish that you had done more, done it better, done it faster. But don’t let these things taint your successes! You’re getting something done, and plenty of people don’t get that far.

[gaynfl-moved]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]