a better knife than a person @tsharknami - Tumblr Blog

Swamp pals Feraligatr and fletchling in the swamp!🌺🐊🌾

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

wrenchswango

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

inmyvampireempire

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

#sometimes you even end up playing overwatch with them

luntfontanne

i knew you boys wouldn’t let me down i knew you’d come back for me

#poi

prymith

Person of Interest: Chess Archetypes

"Chess is rarely a game of ideal moves. Almost always a player faces a series of difficult consequences no matter what move he makes." ~David Shenk

#poi

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

dancinbutterfly

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

ladysantos

typhon, father of all monsters

#hades

abby-howard

A couple scenes from a little gay vampire story I was kicking around a couple years ago! I sometimes do little pencils-only scenes for things and never post them. But I was looking back at these and was like why not? They're cute!

I have a whole story for these two, but just for funsies, something to do every now and then when I need to let loose.

#YURIIIIIIIIII #cool art

sosashawtyy

I lowkey do be having obsessions and compulsions

tardigrade308

#poi #ohhhhh shaw the woman thaf you are

lepusrufus

Happy pride belagrace nation

#wowee #re #nsft

theyhitthe2ndtower

everything is a ploy by big suicide to make me commit suicide

graceebooks

but as we know fuck the man and Never Kill Yourself

rainbow-femme

Hi yes hello it’s me the local wizard, and I- Ok well “evil” feels like a strong word but yes, that’s me. Anyway, I need your help. I know I stole away the kingdoms 12 princesses, that’s my bad. Listen, I didn’t think this through. It didn’t occur to me that having a dozen angry young women from early teen to early 20s and giving them giant powerful wings would be a bad idea.

I know I’m the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. I’m begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I can’t take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I can’t keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. I’ve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. I’m getting nothing done.

I’ll pay you, I’ll grant you wishes, I don’t care, please just come and fall in love with the mean angry women who live in my yard and hate me so bad