Super High School Level Bitch

(・ε ・) My name is Caleb. I am a real Bitch.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Gays: “What up, gays! How’s the heterophobia today?”

Straight people already: “God, I wish it was still legal to kill you.”

[redkrypto-deactivated20211128]

west vagina. mountain momma

[thewyvernmaiden]

take me home. cunt-ry roads

[cheaphalloweencostume]

His weed? I roll that. His heart? I hold that. His back? I got that. His wife? I know that. My role? I play that. We’re happy? They hate that

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[cewn]

[hodlmyvodka]

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

E N E R G Y

[hogtown-gdc]

[toxicmp3]

[bonerfart]

Slob on my knob/ like corn on the cob/ damned eternally/ abandoned by God

[azaleatown]

I woke up feeling sick. But I know what will make me feel better. *sneezes on your lunch*

[staggot]

if you ever say tardis or something like that to me I will beat you in the face and ass

[johnmulaneys]

can’t argue with that

[meridant-deactivated20200716]

Solidarity

[mercyofficial]

this is what y’all who thirst over junkrat look like

[butchflirt]

[gothicprep]

[subsidiary]

[thembobot-deactivated20241025]

[youaremyeverlovin]

my 2 moods

[labias]

[theocseason4]